The Day VVR Lost His Balls....Did He Even Have Any?

The Day VVR Lost His Balls...Did He Even Have Any?
BattleGrounds XV
SMH.....what a pussy

Scene opens in what seems to be Jason Haws office. Pictures of Jason
Hawk are all over his desk with hearts around the pictures. On the
center of his desk reads "I LOVE MYSELF" with a bigger heart. The scene
zooms into the chair that is turned around, once the chair turns James
Shark is wearing a Jason Hawk mask and is wearing the Full Throttle
Championship on his shoulder.

James Shark as Jason Hawk
"Yo what it do!, this yo boy Jason Hawk up in this bitch, chillin up in the office,
you know what it is mayne"

Lillian Shark walks in looking sexy but also angry.

James Shark as Jason Hawk
"What it do gyaldem yah!"

Lillian Shark shakes her fist at James.

Lillian Shark
I want Vincent Van Rose because hes a pussy little bitch who thinks hes so good.
His redneck ass needs a reality check.

James Shark
yo appologize to ma natural white ass RI NOW, you dont talk to meh like that, ma
name be Jason Hawk, and I retired because I suck dick, I layed the smackdown on
yo husband TWICE nigga, TWICE. Dont fuck around with a whitey like me!

Latoya Banks comes in wearing a Vincent Van Rose mask and a cowboy hat.

Latoya Banks as VVR
"I smelled Lillians seductive and amazing perfume from across the hall and I decided to bring
my hillbilly ass over here to see her in person. Shes my hero. Nobody has ever beaten me up
like she did. When I lost to her I cried."

Lillian smiles.

James Shark as Jason Hawk
"Homeboy cryin like a box side, yah kno!"

Lillian Shark
Vincent, glad you had the balls to actually come here when I was challenging you to a match.

Latoyas eyes grew wide.

Latoya Banks as VVR
YOU WERE CHALLENGING ME??......... OH HELL NO!

Latoya tries to run away, so fast, that the cowboy hat falls off reveiling her long hair. She tries to
escape but Lillian slams the door and traps her in the room.

James Shark as Jason Hawk
"You can hide, but yo mothafuckin ass cant run, feel meh?"

Latoya Banks hides under the desk, Lillian can still see her.

Lillian Shark
"Hide all you want you stupid motherfucker, Im calling you out to a match with me."

Latoya Banks as VVR
"I hope Corey can save me, hes my second biggest hero, his balls taste better than the ciggerettes I
smoke, and when his balls are sweaty they...they the... the best I ever had"

James Shark as Jason Hawk
"Mandem bustin out sum Drake RIGHT DUR"

Lillian Shark
"Do you accept or are you too scared?"

Latoya Banks as VVR
"NO, FUCK NO!, YOU EMBERASSED ME LAST TIME WE FOUGHT!, I GOT MY ASS KICKED!"

James Shark as Jason Hawk
"The cameras are on yah poondem"

Latoya Banks as VVR
"Cameras on??... oh uh... LILLIAN IM VVR, I'VE BEATEN THE LIKES OF CONNOR O'-

Lillian Shark
Connor O'SHUTtheFUCKup!, who hasn't beaten that pussy, will you not make a list of the jobbers you've
barely beaten?, its getting old.

Latoya Banks as VVR
.....Corey Casey is the #1 wrestler in the world, and he changes my diapers when I think of James Shark
and I shit my cowboy and alien themed diapers.

James Shark as Jason Hawk
Thats wassup, straight up, keepin it real.

Lillian Shark
Do you accept or not?

Latoya Banks as VVR
....yes, yes I do, and I will win, because Corey Casey is the next IWF Champion.

Lillian Shark
put your spot at FTA on the line. I want your contendership.

Suddenly Latoya Banks breaks for the door, Lillian is too slow to stop her, and she runs out of the room.

James Shark as Jason Hawk
Pussy boy be a pussy boy on da gyaldem

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In the words of the man who got knocked the fuck out last week.....

VEEE VEEE ARGHHH YUUUU IZZZZZ PUSSSSSSSIIIIEEEEEEEE

Okay maybe the freak with makeup didn't say that... but Im sure he would say it if we
asked him to give a shoutout to our soft little cowboy VVR.

OPEN YOUR EYES GUYS!, the "man" is scared. Scared of me, scared of losing
to me, and scared of what Im going to do to him. Would I be lying if I said he has nightmares
from the beating I gave him in the Tag Team Match?

No I wouldn't because that statement is 100% true. He likes to play off like he doesn't
care about what I say, but he does. Look deep into his eyes and you'll see a cowboy thats
hiding behind his horse. Hes a little boy whos going to get into the ring with a mature woman,
and hes going to get slapped around....AGAIN.

After my last promo. This little pussy has been MIA. I crushed him. I destroyed him, and Im
not talking about last time, Im talking about this time. I have broken him down by just speaking
with words alone. The truth hurts, and to be honest VVR...

Her name is truth and she just fucked you in the ass.

Before losing to me you've lost to a girl before. Well... not lost, but got your ass kicked by a girl.
It was a beautiful girl by the name of Latoya Banks. She layed your ass out. Then when we faced
off, she did it again, and then I took a turn in and layed your ass out.

Wow, your just a little ugly punching bag arn't you?

Yes you are.... whos my little punching bag?, YOU ARE, yesss you aree, yes you areee.

Your fucking Pathetic. Im pretty sure your parents are ashamed of you. Your job is to wrestle. Your
a PRO wrestler, not an amateur wrestler. You get paid to wrestle and do your job. I called you out,
and you went 50/50 on my big beautiful ass.

"Uhhhhh yea I accept... but... Ill do half... Ill face you and get my ass kicked, but I wont
put my spot at FTA on the line...so lets do 50/50 ok?"

FUCK YOU!. Im putting my fucking career on the line... hello????. If I lose this match, I LEAVE IWF
FOREVER. I wont showup in Sharks corner, I wont be in his promos, I will leave everything and
anything that is related with the IWF. Thats how confident I am that I will crush you like the
peice of shit that you are. I did it before, and I will do it again. This time it will be much much
much much much much MORE WORSE.

Play off to be some "badass" but we all know that ZIF was more of a badass than you, and
NOBODY KNOWS WHO ZIF IS!!!!.

Its incredible how...how... how lame you are. Yes lame. Lame because I am running out of
words. Ofcoarse there are plenty of words you can fall under but right now... I just dont
fucking care, mentioning you in this little shoot just make me want to puke. Not a little
vomit, but vomit to the point where that bitch is coming out of my nostrils.

Vincent you make me sick. You fear me, I called it from day one, and we all booked it.

EVERYONE, THE WHOLE WORLD, now knows that you've ducked me. Like I said before,
my resume says Im a bad girl, your resume says your a pussy. Plain and simple. Clear
as water. No discussions. Nothing.

If you dont see it, your a dumbass. Then again......you fucking are.

You accepted this match because the camera was on, your real intentions were to beg
Hawk to not listen to me, once you found at the camera was on you knew you had to
accept, but as of right now, your hole has been dug so deep, that you cant even get
out of it.

This week has been like a whole bunch of dominos stacked up, falling down, one by
one. This week has gotten so bad for you. You went from facing off against an
overhyped wannabe MORON like Matthew Young, to facing one of the best female
competitors in the world. Im undefeated and Im known for breaking you cowards
in half.

I've seen your type. All talk no walk. I've seen you losers in the street. Those
weird perverts who try to ask me out on dates.... they try to play off like they're
something that they're not, and I see right through them.

I see right through you VVR.

Your not a Badass Cowboy who nobody can call out. You want to talk about how
my husband is a gorillia?, pshhh, you mad because he went Donkey Kong on your
hillbilly ass and peirced you up like four times in a row.

You want to talk shit about him, you should take notes from him. Nobody calls
him out. Everyone that has called him out has gotten their ASS KNOCKED OUT.

You called him out.... look what happened to you, you went from talking about
beating him up, to talking about how you COULD'VE done this and SHOULD'VE
done that.

Were all of his knockouts against you lucky?

WOW,....WOW WOW WOW!!!, Im just on a roll exposing you right now. Cover
your face with your cowboy hat and move your ass to the middle of nowehere
because if you do decide to showup....

History will repeat itself.
You'll lose to a girl.
Ill make you..
my bitch
AGAIN