Drunken Cboxing.

[04:50:55] @ Stygian : Why's the rum gone
[04:51:00] @ Stygian : Cause I drank it
[04:51:17] @ Chuck Matthews : -----
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[04:51:38] @ Stygian : No no no Chuck
[04:51:47] @ Stygian : You haven't had a "day I drank"
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[04:54:32] @ Stygian : Dude
[04:54:52] @ Stygian : It's not the chatbox I need to be keft from if I'm drunk
[04:54:59] @ Stygian : It's Mythbusters
[04:55:04] @ Chuck Matthews : LOL
[04:55:14] @ Stygian : I'm something of a chemestry genuis
[04:55:14] @ Chuck Matthews : "Dont try this at home? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED"
[04:55:18] @ Stygian : Yeah
[04:55:26] @ Stygian : So I'll be all
[04:55:48] @ Stygian : "I can make a plastic explosive, bring me oven cleaner, gun powder and play doh"
[04:55:55] @ Stygian : BOOM!
[04:56:00] @ Stygian : MYTH COMFIRMED
[04:56:46] @ Stygian : I don't drink text
[04:56:49] @ Stygian : I don't drunk dial
[04:56:54] @ Stygian : I don't...
[04:57:11] @ Stygian : well I got drunk one night when rosa and I were fighting and I quit IWF before I'd even had a match
[04:57:24] @ Stygian : But I don't really drunk cbox and do anything dumb
[04:57:24] @ Chuck Matthews : -----
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[04:57:37] @ Stygian : But let me get a little sauced and watch some mythbusters
[04:57:46] @ Chuck Matthews : -----
[04:59:28] @ Stygian : I once built a rocket out of a 2 litre bottle with a solid core fuel rod drunk AND killed a vulture with it
[04:59:49] @ Stygian : And I apparently wanted to retriece it, cook it and eat it
[05:00:16] Rosalie Knight joined the chat on Thu 14 Jun - 5:00
[05:00:37] Rosalie Knight : NOT GOOD TO LET STYG WATCH MYTHBUSTERS DRUNK
[05:01:25] @ Stygian : I also incinerated a tree
[05:01:42] @ Stygian : Boly up a recucling bin
[05:02:02] @ Stygian : And launched a GI Joe into low-earth orbit
[05:02:37] @ Stygian : I tried to break a land speed record with an ant
[05:02:43] @ Stygian : crystal meth
[05:02:49] @ Stygian : and a bullwhip
[05:03:15] @ Stygian : I also convinced a friend to try my statement
[05:03:41] @ Stygian : That with one cunt hair from his girlfriend he could pull a full ton pickup up south hill
[05:03:55] @ Stygian : Seeing him try to retrieve the sample was amusing
[05:04:55] @ Stygian : I also triet to break Mark McGwiwire's home run record with a loaf od bread and a box of ping pong balls
[05:04:57] Rosalie Knight : you are so gone
[05:05:08] Rosalie Knight : lol
[05:05:19] @ Stygian : FUCK YOU
[05:05:35] @ Stygian : YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TAME ME
[05:05:42] @ Stygian : ATTICA
[05:05:44] @ Stygian : ATTICA
[05:05:46] @ Stygian : ATTICA
[05:05:52] Rosalie Knight : Nobody ever will, love.
[05:06:27] Rosalie Knight : but your spelling is suffering.
[05:06:33] Rosalie Knight : That's how I know.
[05:06:44] @ Chuck Matthews : LOL
[05:06:50] @ Stygian : You can eat a dick with barba...uh...Q
[05:06:52] @ Stygian : sauce
[05:07:06] Rosalie Knight : lol only if you get over here.
[05:07:15] @ Stygian : and do not add tht to the evidence
[05:07:27] @ Stygian : I can't spell barbacue sober
[05:07:42] @ Stygian : ...the fance that I can spell barbacue means I'm sauced
[05:07:50] @ Stygian : BARBACUE SAUVED
[05:07:55] @ Stygian : #sauceit
[05:10:00] @ Stygian : WHERE IS MY FUCKING SAUCE
[05:11:23] Rosalie Knight has been kicked by Stygian
[05:11:31] @ Stygian : COME BACK WITH MY SAUCE
[05:13:31] Rosalie Knight joined the chat on Thu 14 Jun - 5:13
[05:13:50] Rosalie Knight : .............................
[05:13:56] Rosalie Knight : You are sauced all right
[05:13:58] Rosalie Knight has been kicked by Stygian
[05:14:07] @ Stygian : That's not my saice
[05:14:09] Rosalie Knight joined the chat on Thu 14 Jun - 5:14
[05:14:21] Rosalie Knight : I don't know what saice is.
[05:14:21] @ Stygian : So they're trying to go after Lance Armstrong again
[05:14:37] @ Stygian : Theyve tested some shit again
[05:14:47] @ Stygian : It's been five years sicne he quit
[05:14:53] @ Stygian : my query
[05:15:02] @ Stygian : WHO KEEPS PEE THAT LONG?
[05:15:14] Rosalie Knight : the IOC
[05:15:26] @ Chuck Matthews : ...
[05:15:41] @ Stygian : It's the tour de france
[05:15:43] Rosalie Knight : lol good morning, Chuck.
[05:15:58] Rosalie Knight : They're more anal than the IOC.
[05:17:04] @ Stygian : FUCK CHUCK
[05:17:11] @ Stygian : He doesn't have my sauce either
[05:17:40] @ Stygian : BRING ME MY SAUCE
[05:17:46] @ Stygian : WHY IS THE RUM GONE
[05:19:05] @ Stygian : (I drank the rum but you two don't know that do you)
[05:20:37] Rosalie Knight : Actually, love, I'm pretty sure that we can figure it out.
[05:21:41] Rosalie Knight : Also.
[05:21:42] Rosalie Knight : [04:50:55] @ Stygian : Why's the rum gone [04:51:00] @ Stygian : Cause I drank it
[05:21:51] @ Chuck Matthews : LOL
[05:21:57] @ Stygian : FUCK THAT
[05:22:05] @ Stygian : Don't use logic against me
[05:23:57] @ Stygian : Fuck you all I am goint go ofdd ugg
[05:24:08] Rosalie Knight : Bitch, please. Logic is my sword.
[05:24:20] @ Stygian : THE HAMMER IS MY PENIS
[05:25:19] @ Stygian : I've been drinking for nine hours
[05:25:31] @ Stygian : nobofy likes me
[05:25:40] @ Stygian : cause i drink like a champ
[05:26:00] @ Stygian : I need to pee and go to bed...
[05:26:08] @ Stygian : I'f I'm very lucjy
[05:26:10] @ Stygian : in that order