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Guest Guest
| Subject: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Mon May 16, 2011 6:07 am | |
| Thought it might be funny to have a thread where we can post any real life occasions when we related something to IWF. I just looked at an application form for a job and it asked me if I was an EEA (European Economic Area) National and before reading past EEA I got a little offended that a job application form was accusing me of being an egotripping asshole |
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Chuck Matthews Admin
Posts : 1020 Join date : 2011-03-01 Age : 32 Location : Chicago, Illinois
Wrestler Stats IWF Record: 12-16-2 Alignment: Heel
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Mon May 16, 2011 8:31 am | |
| I could probably write a fucking book about all the IWF/NLWF moments I've had in real life over the past two years. -I've called my friends ETA's on several occasions. Surprisingly, they never asked what it meant. -I've also used the word "touche" as an insult. -I've referred to something as "every funny." -Campus Crusade story. Some of you remember that lovely tale. -Most recently, my sister was blasting Three Days Grace while I was driving her to our grandparents' house. "Time of Dying" started playing. My response: "Man, fuck this song." -There have been several times I've been filling out official forms (bank withdrawals, final exams, dorm room contract thing) and mistakenly signed it "Chuck." That might be due more to the number of people who know me by the name than IWF specifically though. But it still counts | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Mon May 16, 2011 8:57 am | |
| It happens to the best of us!! I heard a few of the entrance themes on the radio the other day and blurted out things like that's CCs entrance!! or that's my new entrance theme what do you think hun?? Only to have my wife look at me as though I was a retarded Chimp |
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JHawk
Posts : 411 Join date : 2011-03-01 Age : 30 Location : ETA Land
Wrestler Stats IWF Record: Best Full Throttle Champion EVER!!!!! Alignment: Face
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Mon May 16, 2011 9:42 am | |
| Oh there are so many. I too can probably write a book about this. But here are some I can remember from the top of my head. - I have also called my friends ETA's. - I have written essays using NLWF/IWF characters and stories. (I always get A's for those essays ) - I refer to myself as a 7 time world champion when I want to brag about being good at something. - I refer to things as every funny, every stupid etc. all the time. - I have said that Justin Bieber would not be this hated if his name was Jake Hawk ( DRUNKEN LOGIC FTW!) - Compare people I know to you guys. - This one time when I had been drinking I was talking to myself in the mirror. I thought I was talking to Jason - And most recently I was at this store and I swear to god that this girl behind the counter was Alison! (She charged me 3000kr/570 dollars for a muffin and a soda LMAO ) | |
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Ryan Apollos
Posts : 274 Join date : 2011-03-01 Age : 33 Location : Florida
Wrestler Stats IWF Record: Alignment: Face
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Mon May 16, 2011 10:28 am | |
| - You use the IWF website as a source for something other than an essay in school work
- You start listening to music groups you didn't know existed before you joined IWF/NLWF.
-You spend more time on the IWF website than on your school assignments/job. | |
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Corey Casey
Posts : 1395 Join date : 2011-03-01 Age : 35
Wrestler Stats IWF Record: 27-12-1 Alignment: In Between
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Mon May 16, 2011 10:33 am | |
| When you've been doing this shit for as long as I have (4 years) you start to see instances like this popping up everywhere: -I was driving down to Boston and my gf sent me a text that said ETA (estimated time of arrival). I responded by calling her a bitch...she wasn't too impressed...much explaining was necessary... -I use "every funny" or "every much" pretty much 99.99% of the time -Sometimes, when i'm listening to my ipod and a song i've used as my entrance music (especially "White Rabbit" by Egypt Central or "Meet the Monster" by FFDP) I actually announce myself...as in "And his opponent...from South Boston, Massachusetts..." etc. (Note: I ALWAYS announce myself as the IWF Champion ) -I can't watch pro wrestling anymore without seeing people's pic bases and i have to remind myself that IWF isn't real and that Chuck is not actually Edge and Johnny Electric is not actually Christian... -When i get drunk and angry, my gf starts referring to me as CC...yeah...it's THAT bad haha | |
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Ryan Apollos
Posts : 274 Join date : 2011-03-01 Age : 33 Location : Florida
Wrestler Stats IWF Record: Alignment: Face
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Mon May 16, 2011 10:50 am | |
| - When your watching pro wrestling and saying the wrestlers "pic base" rather than their name. (Just to rephrase Corey's) | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Mon May 16, 2011 11:46 am | |
| Not here specifically, but more e-fedding in general.
"Everybody Wants to Rule the World" makes me picture purple glitter falling from the sky due to a guy I used to run with's entrance.
I got into a verbal tick of calling people, "Son" when I'm annoyed with them because of another fedder.
For awhile, my musical tastes only allowed me to listen to music that was or I thought could be used as entrance themes. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Tue May 31, 2011 5:18 am | |
| Found this thread! -Most of the time when I'm procrastinating and NOT on the site, I'm outside thinking about new storylines for IWF, as well as new ideas for my RP's. -EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE ROGUE FROM X-MEN, THE ONLY WAY I CAN RECOGNIZE HER IS AS SD'S WIFE -If I can't get to sleep, I make up SD promos in my head -Because I'm not very physically strong in real life, I occasionally think about how much I'd own all of the tough guys at my school if they ever had a match with me in IWF -I freaked out once when I saw someone's FB profile who's name was 'Alison Williams'. -I can't watch a Batman movie, or read a Batman comic, that has the Joker in it without finding myself constantly returning to the subject of IWF. -This is going to sound VERY ETAish, but oh well: Sometimes I think back to my long reign as Undisputed Champ, and list all of the matches I defended it in in chronological order. |
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BMac
Posts : 786 Join date : 2011-03-01 Age : 31 Location : Ottawa, Canada
Wrestler Stats IWF Record: 24-7-2 Alignment: Face
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Tue May 31, 2011 8:37 am | |
| I basically do the same stuff that everyone else said. Except this one is different
-I work with a guy named Brandon. Every time one of our coworkers yells at him, we both turn our heads | |
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Ryan Apollos
Posts : 274 Join date : 2011-03-01 Age : 33 Location : Florida
Wrestler Stats IWF Record: Alignment: Face
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Tue May 31, 2011 9:50 am | |
| -You can say you've spent "alone time" with Alison Williams. (I'm not one of those.) | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:25 pm | |
| Hmmm...
- I've said '' dunknoo '' to my brother so much, that it's now his favorite phrase.
- I signed the cheerleader banner for school as Alison Williams.
- I tell all my teachers '' Whatevs ''
- I KNOW I saw Kaos at the mall, so I ran.
- I made my sister read old shows in NLWF, and she liked it. Oh yeah.
- I was in art class and I was sitting next to this hot guy named Adam and all of a sudden he draws a picture of the LOLWUT pear.
- I have been out on a date and addressed myself as '' The Dick Magnet. " The dude didn't call me back but he wasn't even all that.
I think I do a lot more but these are ones I can think of.
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Corey Casey
Posts : 1395 Join date : 2011-03-01 Age : 35
Wrestler Stats IWF Record: 27-12-1 Alignment: In Between
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:44 pm | |
| Update: I actually have my gf using "every funny" or "every nice" when talking...TO OTHER PEOPLE! | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:00 pm | |
| -I am basically writing a book with my rps |
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Chuck Matthews Admin
Posts : 1020 Join date : 2011-03-01 Age : 32 Location : Chicago, Illinois
Wrestler Stats IWF Record: 12-16-2 Alignment: Heel
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:09 am | |
| LOL RANDOM BUMP
-I actually tried/am still trying to do the same as Dan. It dawned on me that if I deleted the shoots and edited some stuff to get rid of the "wrestling" bits, Chuck's RP's could make for a damn interesting story.
-We recently hired a guy named Chad where I work. I've been put in charge of training him. The irony is almost too much.
-I've been known to walk into work or a classroom and greet people with "Chyoooo"
-My ex, who I'm still friends with (and who some of you have heard me talk about) starts calling me Chuck when she's either really angry with me, or really turned on. Her "logic" was that I have two distinct personalities: Sometimes I'm really reserved and throughtful, other times, I'm a wild, fun, sex-minded, and kind of a jackass. Since I've told her about Chuck (and she's seen me wrestle under that same name), she's come to call that "second side" Chuck
Basically, Chuck is like "The Lord" to me, except it's real life, I don't kill people, and people don't fucking hate him. On the contrary, my ex would rather sleep with him than me. | |
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Corey Casey
Posts : 1395 Join date : 2011-03-01 Age : 35
Wrestler Stats IWF Record: 27-12-1 Alignment: In Between
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:02 am | |
| Basically, Chuck is like "The Lord" to me, except it's real life, I don't kill people, and people don't fucking hate him. On the contrary, my ex would rather sleep with him than me.
^^^The irony of this statement is almost too much for me to handle LOL | |
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Corey Casey
Posts : 1395 Join date : 2011-03-01 Age : 35
Wrestler Stats IWF Record: 27-12-1 Alignment: In Between
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:13 am | |
| As a 2nd bump to this thread: I find myself constantly saying "riddle me this..." and then immediately thinking of Chuck antagonizing all of his with another one of his insane riddles. I also use : facepalm : [minus the spaces] when sending text messages...also, this has been said time and time again but I wil say it again, i never, EEEEEEEVVVVVVVEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR use the word "very" any more. Legit, I just don't say it. I say every instead of very. Like, in school, in interviews...hell, i've even got my girlfriend doing it now. Talk about DAS being contagious.... | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:28 am | |
| I think you mean contayjus. |
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Ryan Apollos
Posts : 274 Join date : 2011-03-01 Age : 33 Location : Florida
Wrestler Stats IWF Record: Alignment: Face
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:52 am | |
| -When your character apparently "dies" but you never leave. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:37 pm | |
| -When you're walking down the street to city bus lisening to music and then invision IWF guys walking down the ramp.
-Met a black guy on the bus who I swear looks almost like James Shark (I actully was about to say "hi Jamess" but stopped at the last minuite.)
-Watching kids playing soccor in the park and thinking about Jason Hawk.
-looking at a pic of Mccool and Undertaker and SOMEHOW mistook them for Rosa Knight and Stygian. (I acttuly blurted their names out loud causing a friend to turn his head and go "what?")
-saying swag to almost every black guy I met.
-talking to Sean Libby and reffering to him as my protege. |
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Corey Casey
Posts : 1395 Join date : 2011-03-01 Age : 35
Wrestler Stats IWF Record: 27-12-1 Alignment: In Between
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:02 pm | |
| Don't worry Sharky I gotchu | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:49 pm | |
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Corey Casey
Posts : 1395 Join date : 2011-03-01 Age : 35
Wrestler Stats IWF Record: 27-12-1 Alignment: In Between
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:57 pm | |
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Sean Libby
Posts : 244 Join date : 2011-03-08 Age : 30 Location : Framingham
Wrestler Stats IWF Record: 3-4-0 Alignment: In Between
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:25 pm | |
| When you got a room above the chat room and sharing it with Rosa :S | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:25 pm | |
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JHawk
Posts : 411 Join date : 2011-03-01 Age : 30 Location : ETA Land
Wrestler Stats IWF Record: Best Full Throttle Champion EVER!!!!! Alignment: Face
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:23 am | |
| EYE SOMTIMS TEXT MAH FIRENDS LIEK DIS!!! and somtimes doeee i swag out ma text like dis chyoooo #Swagfordays and even sometimes men i text my friends like this men ya ya i do dis And the cool part? Usually they text me back like that! Except this one guy who gets really confused whenever I do it | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Thu Apr 12, 2012 12:05 pm | |
| I use black slang when talking to people now >.> |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Sat May 19, 2012 6:18 am | |
| -When you call everyone who annoys you "Bumbaclot"
- when your mom ask you do you want something and you reply "YEYEYEYEYEYE"
-When you see something cool or awesome and say "SWAGGGG FOR DAYS"
got more but to lazy to type |
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Chuck Matthews Admin
Posts : 1020 Join date : 2011-03-01 Age : 32 Location : Chicago, Illinois
Wrestler Stats IWF Record: 12-16-2 Alignment: Heel
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Sat Sep 22, 2012 3:39 pm | |
| Random bump - Corey Casey wrote:
- I also use : facepalm : [minus the spaces] when sending text messages...
This^ Meaning both "I tend to do this as well" Also CC doing this is confirmed to be true. | |
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Ryan Apollos
Posts : 274 Join date : 2011-03-01 Age : 33 Location : Florida
Wrestler Stats IWF Record: Alignment: Face
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Sat Sep 22, 2012 5:10 pm | |
| When you complain about video games not having an IWF wrestler or not being IWF accurate. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: You know you're spending too much time on IWF when... Sat Sep 22, 2012 6:37 pm | |
| When you're in another fed and see a pic base, one that's taken by an IWF character and are thrown off.
(i.E someone in another fed using Chris Jerich)
Your Thought: "Corey Casey would never say that" |
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