I was sleep deprived.

[06:10:21] Alexander Remington : and then we only have 10 days before the world ends!
[06:11:02] @ Chuck Matthews : But...but......
[06:11:05] @ Chuck Matthews : No Christmas
[06:11:13] @ Chuck Matthews : Fucking Mayans
[06:11:17] Alexander Remington : and no title shot for me
[06:11:21] @ Chuck Matthews : This is all an evil plot to try and ruin Christmas
[06:11:27] @ Chuck Matthews : THEY WERE THE ULTIMATE GRINCHES
[06:11:35] @ Chuck Matthews : THEY SAID IT'D BE THE END OF THE WORLD
[06:12:08] @ Chuck Matthews : SO WE WOULDN'T BOTHER GOING SHOPPING, OR SCHEDULING GET-TOGETHERS WITH THE FAMILY, OR PLANNING CHRISTMAS DAY FESTIVITIES
[06:12:23] @ Chuck Matthews : AND THEN THE WORLD WOULDN'T END
[06:12:27] @ Chuck Matthews : AND WE"D BE HERE WITH NOTHING
[06:12:29] @ Chuck Matthews : NO FAMILY
[06:12:36] @ Chuck Matthews : NO CHRISTMAS ACTIVITIES
[06:12:48] @ Chuck Matthews : NO MAGNIFICENT WHO-FEAST
[06:12:59] @ Chuck Matthews : AND THE WHOS DOWN IN WHOVILLE WOULD SING
[06:13:02] @ Chuck Matthews : AND THEY'D SING
[06:13:08] @ Chuck Matthews : AND THEY'D SING SING SING SING
[06:13:15] @ Chuck Matthews : ABOUT HOW THE MAYANS WERE DASTARDLY THINGS
[06:13:45] @ Chuck Matthews : THEIR LITTLE APOCALYPSE WAS ALL A GREAT PLOY
[06:13:58] @ Chuck Matthews : A WAY TO RUIN CHRISTMAS, TO KILL CHRISTMAS JOY
[06:14:09] Alexander Remington : lol
[06:14:13] @ Chuck Matthews : "TAKE THAT, JESUS" THE MAYANS WOULD SAY
[06:14:32] @ Chuck Matthews : AS THEY WROTE ON THE CALENDAR "HERE COMES JUDGMENT DAY"
[06:15:40] @ Chuck Matthews : AND IN 2000 YEARS, THE CHAOS KICKS IN
[06:16:06] @ Chuck Matthews : "JUDGMENT DAY IS UPON US. REPENT FOR YOUR SINS!"
[06:17:06] @ Chuck Matthews : WHILE THE MAYANS LOOK ON FROM THEIR EVIL MAYAN LAIR
[06:17:13] @ Chuck Matthews : AS THE PEOPLE BELOW THEM PULL OUT THEIR HAIR
[06:18:03] @ Chuck Matthews : AS THEY TRY TO PREVENT THIS DAY THAT WON'T COME
[06:18:35] @ Chuck Matthews : WHILE THE MAYANS SMILE EVILLY AND PLAY MAYAN DRUMS
[06:18:50] @ Chuck Matthews : "OH HOW WE FOOLED THEM" THE MAYANS WOULD JEER
[06:19:07] @ Chuck Matthews : "WE HAVE STOLEN THEIR HOLIDAY, NO MORE CHRISTMAS CHEER"
[06:19:26] @ Chuck Matthews : "ALL HAIL THE SUN GOD! ALL HAIL THE KING"
[06:19:47] @ Chuck Matthews : "SACRIFICE A VIRGIN!" THE MAYANS WILL SING
[06:20:25] @ Chuck Matthews : AND ALL THROUGH THE EARTH, AND ALL THROUGH THE LAND
[06:20:41] @ Chuck Matthews : FROM THE MOUNTAINS OF ROCK TO THE BEACHES OF SAND
[06:20:51] @ Chuck Matthews : THE PEOPLE WILL PREVAIL, AND CHRISTMAS LIVES ON
[06:21:02] @ Chuck Matthews : TO STICK IT TO THE MAYANS, TO PROVE THEY WERE WRONG
[06:21:16] @ Chuck Matthews : THAT MANKIND IS SMARTER, WE SAW THROUGH THEIR DISGUISE
[06:21:34] @ Chuck Matthews : WE WILL STILL HAVE OUR CHRISTMAS. WE WILL. FUCK THOSE GUYS.

Hilarious...but not QUITE as good as the time i re-wrote The Night Before Christmas to be about IWF