Chuck Explains American Football

[22:25:33 23/01/13] @ Chuck Matthews : I will describe football in perfect detail for you
[22:25:41 23/01/13] * Chuck Matthews walks to the field
[22:26:02 23/01/13] * Chuck Matthews crouches down in a way that could very possibly indicate he is about to take a man's genitals to his rear
[22:26:19 23/01/13] Gordon Fury : LOL
[22:26:30 23/01/13] * Chuck Matthews throws a football between his legs as a self-defense mechanism to prevent surprise anal penetration
[22:27:05 23/01/13] Diana Logan : LMAO Chuck
[22:27:07 23/01/13] * Chuck Matthews the QB looks around frantically as several large black men run him down
[22:27:14 23/01/13] Brandon Macdonald : oh my god
[22:27:27 23/01/13] Brandon Macdonald : I have never seen anyone describe it with such accurate detail
[22:27:37 23/01/13] * Chuck Matthews visibly shudders as his prison sentence three years ago is brought back to the surface of his mind in vivid detail
[22:28:09 23/01/13] Griffin Hawkins : don't drop the soap...not that I..know about that
[22:28:12 23/01/13] * Chuck Matthews throws the ball as hard as he can, and sighs a breath of relief as the large black men run the other direction, and the memories slowly repress once more
[22:28:41 23/01/13] * Chuck Matthews hears the whistle. Incomplete pass. Try it again.
[22:28:57 23/01/13] * Chuck Matthews takes a deep breath, and gets in position
[22:29:15 23/01/13] * Chuck Matthews notices the O-Line, hunched over, their buttocks ready for QB penetration
[22:29:28 23/01/13] * Chuck Matthews gets a most unusual boner
[22:29:58 23/01/13] Diana Logan : ....
[22:30:01 23/01/13] * Chuck Matthews is about to act on these strange urges when the asshole in front of him fires a football between his legs, hitting Chuck square in the gut, and forcing him back
[22:30:08 23/01/13] * Chuck Matthews spots the big black men again
[22:30:22 23/01/13] * Chuck Matthews throws the ball away, doing everything in his power to escape this predicament yet again
[22:30:35 23/01/13] * Chuck Matthews hears a roar of boos and jeers. Interception. Patriots lose.

...it literally took every single ounce of my self control NOT to laugh hysterically out loud in the middle of my students taking a final when i read this

LMFAO!

You can also use the Broncos in that last part too.