Styg gives the best advice

[14:28:22] JHawk : This girl in my class thinks it is a pretty good idea to just let her friend end it with this guy she has a thing going with
[14:28:38] JHawk : Because apparently it is a little too difficult to do it by herself
[14:30:04] JHawk : Normally I wouldn't care
[14:30:24] JHawk : but this guy is a good friend of mine so I told her to get her head out of her ass and do it herself
[14:31:03] @ Stygian : Tell him to bang her one last time and just vengeance fuck her...then HE ends it

[14:32:10] @ Stygian : Give your buddy the heads up and let him get a farewell fuck in
[14:32:26] JHawk : I think he knows already
[14:32:34] Eric Steel : bad plan lol
[14:33:11] Brandon Macdonald : LOL I like this plan
[14:33:17] JHawk : But he is so desperatly in love with her that he has decided to ignore it
[14:33:25] JHawk : Which is weird
[14:33:29] @ Stygian : ...
[14:33:31] JHawk : Cause she isn't even that hot
[14:33:32] @ Stygian : New plan
[14:33:38] @ Stygian : Cloroform this bitch
[14:33:47] @ Stygian : And get your friend's balls back for him
[14:34:02] JHawk : LMAO
[14:34:20] Brandon Macdonald : LMAO

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