IWF Night Crew at its Finest

[01:30:16] Corkey Casey joined the chat on Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:30 am
[01:30:18] @Corey Casey has logged off the chat on Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:30 am
[01:30:19] @Corey Casey joined the chat on Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:30 am
[01:30:32] @ Chuck Matthews : CORKEY LOL
[01:30:39] @ Corkey Casey : ALCOHOL RAGE ANGER
[01:30:41] Ethan Cage has been disconnected on Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:30 am (session timeout)
[01:30:44] @Corey Casey : What is going on in here mandems?
[01:30:50] @Corey Casey : SOMEONE CHANGED MY YELLOW
[01:30:58] @ Corkey Casey : The fuck do you think you are?
[01:30:59] @ Chuck Matthews : LMFAO
[01:31:02] @ Chuck Matthews : :CMM:
[01:31:06] @ Corkey Casey : Oh I get it
[01:31:10] @Corey Casey : Who are you???
[01:31:10] @ Chuck Matthews : This might actually be the best one
[01:31:11] @ Corkey Casey : IT'S NICK RIDICULE
[01:31:19] Brandon Macdonald : its not dickridicule or fucktails
[01:31:19] Axle Vengeance joined the chat on Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:31 am
[01:31:21] @ Corkey Casey : CHUCK HOW DID YOU LET HIM IN HERE AFTER HE TOUCHED ME THERE
[01:31:23] Brandon Macdonald : or am I missing something
[01:31:32] @ Chuck Matthews : I'm hof'ing this
[01:31:38] @Corey Casey : WTF?!?! Why are people taking my name, mandem?
[01:31:40] @ Corkey Casey : RELEASE THE KRAKEN
[01:31:43] @ Chuck Matthews : CC might have changed it
[01:31:52] @Corey Casey : RAGE! I HATE OTHER FEDS!!!! MANDEM
[01:32:01] Tim Patrick : this chatbox looks like how AIDS must feel
[01:32:02] @Corey Casey : I'M GONNA TEXT REMI AT 3 IN THE MORNING ABOUT A RANDOM IDEA MANDEM!
[01:32:14] @ Chuck Matthews : LMAO
[01:32:18] @ Chuck Matthews : NOW I know which is which
[01:32:23] @Corey Casey has been kicked by Corkey Casey
[01:32:25] @Corey Casey joined the chat on Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:32 am
[01:32:26] Brandon Macdonald : guys want to know what Chuck's favourite smiley is?
[01:32:27] @ Corkey Casey : FUCK YOU NICK
[01:32:31] Brandon Macdonald :
[01:32:33] @Corey Casey : don't kick me MANDEM!
[01:32:37] @ Chuck Matthews : We need to do this when CC is here to watch
[01:32:42] MMessiah : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHBG3OmTCyU
[01:32:51] @ Chuck Matthews : THAT SMILEY
[01:32:51] Brandon Macdonald :
[01:32:52] @ Chuck Matthews : OH GOD
[01:32:55] @ Chuck Matthews : WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
[01:32:55] Tim Patrick : you know what, i'm just going to start posting awful disgusting shit here
[01:33:11] Tim Patrick : have you guys ever seen tubgirl?
[01:33:15] @Corey Casey : sdfilksdjfklsdjfkljsdf
[01:33:19] @ Chuck Matthews : Why do I feel like awful disgusting shit to Tim is going to be average shit to me?
[01:33:22] @ Chuck Matthews : I HAVE
[01:33:31] MMessiah : 1 guy 1 screwdriver
[01:33:33] * Corkey Casey drinks a gallon of Kraken, writes five shows and shows pictured of his dick being bigger than Nick Ridicules.
[01:33:33] @Corey Casey : Chuck and I are lovers.
[01:33:39] @Corey Casey : Seriously, mandem.
[01:33:43] @ Chuck Matthews : Have you seen a dude with his face shredded by asphalt?
[01:33:44] Brandon Macdonald : LOL I just watched
[01:33:49] Tim Patrick : wait....what is 1 guy 1 screwdriver?
[01:33:50] @Corey Casey : the things I would do to Chuck...illegal in 13 states.
[01:34:06] @ Corkey Casey : I woul to TERRIBLE ILLEGAL HORRIBLE THINGS TO CHUCK
[01:34:23] MMessiah : A dude sticking a screwdriver all the way in his dick hole
[01:34:39] @Corey Casey : NOW GET THE RESULTS UP OR I WILL LEGIT PISS ON EVERYONE"S CARCASSES!!!! ... mandem
[01:34:55] * Brandon Macdonald rips off Chuck's penis
[01:35:04] * Chuck Matthews dies
[01:35:10] @ Corkey Casey : Brandon, Mandem
[01:35:19] @ Chuck Matthews : The scary part
[01:35:20] @ Corkey Casey : You and Allison are friends right?
[01:35:25] Brandon Macdonald : YES HE REMEMBERED
[01:35:26] @ Chuck Matthews : Is he actually does a pretty good CC impersonation
[01:35:38] Brandon Macdonald has been kicked by Corkey Casey
[01:35:42] Brandon Macdonald joined the chat on Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:35 am
[01:35:43] @ Corkey Casey : That's what I thought
[01:35:50] Brandon Macdonald : HAYPIL
[01:35:56] @ Chuck Matthews : HAYMAK
[01:35:57] @Corey Casey : who says I'm impersonating!!!
[01:35:59] Tim Patrick : mmessiah....holy fucking shitballs
[01:36:00] @Corey Casey : STOP
[01:36:02] @Corey Casey : FUCKING
[01:36:03] Tim Patrick : http://vimeo.com/54323673
[01:36:04] @Corey Casey : MARCHING!!!!
[01:36:06] @Corey Casey : DEATH
[01:36:08] @Corey Casey : TO
[01:36:09] @Corey Casey : THE
[01:36:10] @Corey Casey : MARCHER!
[01:36:16] Philip Joseph : .....
[01:36:20] Brandon Macdonald : corey has lightning raptard strength
[01:36:40] MMessiah : If you have weak stomachs do not click on Tims link
[01:37:00] @Corey Casey : dudes, mandems...IWF FTMFW!!!!!!
[01:37:15] MMessiah : then there one sicker then that 2 Kids 1 Sandbox
[01:37:20] @ Chuck Matthews : Did you ever see that chick that cut open her stomach and started pulling the fat out?
[01:37:24] @ Chuck Matthews : Maybe it was a dude
[01:37:26] @ Chuck Matthews : I don't remember
[01:37:30] @Corey Casey : i saw someone take a hatchet to their balls...
[01:37:35] @Corey Casey : not cool mandem
[01:37:36] Tim Patrick : what the fuck is 2 kids 1 sandbox
[01:37:43] Brandon Macdonald : chuck do you find it funny that mandem is like corey's word now
[01:37:47] Brandon Macdonald : Even though it's Sharks
[01:37:49] MMessiah : A woman sticking a huge cone in a dudes Peehole
[01:37:51] Corkey Casey has logged off the chat on Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:37 am
[01:37:59] @ Chuck Matthews : LOL yeah
[01:38:04] MMessiah : A Sandpaper cone
[01:38:04] @Corey Casey : WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
[01:38:06] @ Chuck Matthews : To Brandon, not MM
[01:38:10] @Corey Casey : MANDEM IS MY WORD.........mandem
[01:38:18] Tim Patrick : what does that have to do with kids and sandboxes
[01:38:20] Tim Patrick : lol
[01:38:24] @ Chuck Matthews : https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR-VSbUUdfJBAdmIERv9aWDBzVhe9xjJN7ZwPRy61gBBvugKN3t
[01:38:28] @ Chuck Matthews : There you go guys
[01:38:32] NOT Stygian joined the chat on Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:38 am
[01:38:33] @ Chuck Matthews : Now THAT picture
[01:38:33] Brandon Macdonald : i'll show you my sandbox
[01:38:37] @ Chuck Matthews : Is what you might call.....
[01:38:42] @ Chuck Matthews : ....a weak stomach
[01:38:46] Axle Vengeance : hey its NOT stygian
[01:38:47] @ Chuck Matthews : YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
[01:39:02] * Brandon Macdonald proceeds to take everyone out to his backyard, where his handcrafted sandbox is prominently displayed
[01:39:09] MMessiah : then there the 1 that started it all 2 girls 1 cup sure we all seen that one
[01:39:14] @ Chuck Matthews : Sir, that is quite the sandbox
[01:39:21] @Corey Casey : DUDEEEEEE STYG
[01:39:29] Figeffect has been disconnected on Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:39 am (session timeout)
[01:39:40] @Corey Casey : let's have Remington vs. Stygian happen next week and have it be over some janitor who spilled ice cream on the floor...mandem
[01:40:08] @ Chuck Matthews : LMFAO
[01:40:11] @ Chuck Matthews : :CMM:

[01:40:16] Axle Vengeance : 3 guys 1 hammer
[01:40:18] @Corey Casey : IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
[01:40:24] @Corey Casey : RATINGS!!!!!!!
[01:40:25] Brandon Macdonald : LMFAO
[01:41:20] @Corey Casey : We'll have Lilith in Remington's corner. We'll have Ralphus be in Stygian's corner. We'll have fireworks on a pole. It'll be CLASSIC SHIT MANDEM
[01:42:09] @Corey Casey : AND OMG, WE'LL MAKE A SWERVE THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!!!! JUST BECAUSE WE CAN!!!!!
[01:42:12] @Corey Casey : mandem
[01:42:31] Brandon Macdonald : speaking of the pain olympics
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[01:42:55] Figeffect joined the chat on Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:42 am
[01:43:02] @Corey Casey : FIGGY YO!
[01:43:12] @Corey Casey : i've got big plans for you mandem
[01:43:25] Tim Patrick : duck titties
[01:43:39] Brandon Macdonald : tuck ditties
[01:43:40] @Corey Casey : we're gonna push you to the mother'fucking moon
[01:43:49] @Corey Casey : #INFIGSWETRUST
[01:44:00] Tim Patrick : TUCK DITTIES
[01:44:21] @Corey Casey : I'm really believing in you m'boy
[01:44:23] Gordon Fury has been disconnected on Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:44 am (session timeout)
[01:44:48] @ Chuck Matthews : LOL
[01:45:07] Brandon Macdonald has logged off the chat on Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:45 am
[01:45:20] Matthew Biggar joined the chat on Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:45 am
[01:45:41] @ Chuck Matthews : Oh shit
[01:45:46] @ Chuck Matthews : This should be interesting
[01:45:53] * Matthew Biggar puts a pizza on his head like a hat
[01:45:58] @ Chuck Matthews : LOL
[01:46:04] Matthew Biggar : this is how you do it right?
[01:46:05] @ Chuck Matthews : I like this kid's style
[01:46:10] @ Chuck Matthews : You tell me
[01:46:19] @ Chuck Matthews : You're literally the ONLY person I know who wears pizza on his head
[01:46:28] @Corey Casey : Dudes, mandem...as always, CC gets his shit done first!
[01:46:29] Matthew Biggar : you know what would be really funny?
[01:46:37] Tim Patrick : i remember that picture lol
[01:46:41] Matthew Biggar : lets say, hypothetically of course
[01:46:51] @ Chuck Matthews : Uh oh
[01:46:57] Figeffect : Wow...what a greeting
[01:47:00] Matthew Biggar : I helped this other guy leave a internet wrestling fed and make our own
[01:47:03] @ Chuck Matthews : I'm suddenly nervous as to where this one is going to go. LOL
[01:47:03] Matthew Biggar : It was mostly his idea
[01:47:06] @Corey Casey : LOL Guys! I just texted Remi again!
[01:47:08] Matthew Biggar : But I decided to go along with it
[01:47:16] Matthew Biggar : And after we left
[01:47:27] Matthew Biggar : Even though I didnt really do much
[01:47:29] @Corey Casey : All I told him was...BRO MANDEM...DUDE! RUN TOWN!
[01:47:32] Matthew Biggar : the angry fed owner got PISSED
[01:47:37] Matthew Biggar : And plastered MY face all over the site
[01:47:38] @Corey Casey : #INCCWETRUST
[01:47:45] @ Chuck Matthews : LOL
[01:47:47] Matthew Biggar : in a futile attempt to embarrass me
[01:47:51] @ Chuck Matthews : Sounds like you get all the credit
[01:47:54] @ Chuck Matthews : LIVE IT UP
[01:48:00] @ Chuck Matthews : Yeah. Dude, you wear pizza hats
[01:48:03] @ Chuck Matthews : No shame
[01:48:04] Matthew Biggar : I wonder how that other guy would feel
[01:48:14] Matthew Biggar : I mean he spent all that time thinking up this idea
[01:48:19] Matthew Biggar : It was mostly him who did it
[01:48:22] Matthew Biggar : And he got no credit
[01:48:25] @ Chuck Matthews : He'd probably make fun of your weight for the next 2 years
[01:48:32] Matthew Biggar : I bet it would make him hate this fed for the rest of his life
[01:48:33] @ Chuck Matthews : You're a pretty skinny dude, right Matt?
[01:48:41] Matthew Biggar : And the grudge would never end
[01:48:53] Matthew Biggar : Well lets just say
[01:49:03] Matthew Biggar : I'm not a fan of heavy winds
[01:49:28] @Corey Casey : m'boy, we've got big big plans for you
[01:49:36] Matthew Biggar : But its weird
[01:49:42] @Corey Casey : you just won your debut match, and you're ready for the BIG TIME
[01:49:42] Matthew Biggar : Because I eat so much junk food
[01:49:45] Matthew Biggar : And gain no weight
[01:49:49] @ Chuck Matthews : LMAO
[01:49:55] @ Chuck Matthews : That IS weird
[01:50:00] @ Chuck Matthews : How does that make you feel?
[01:50:03] Matthew Biggar : I mean I work at McDonalds
[01:50:07] Matthew Biggar : You'd think I'd be huge!
[01:50:12] Matthew Biggar : Actually I feel pretty good
[01:50:18] Matthew Biggar : Especially when I see all those fat people on diets
[01:50:25] Matthew Biggar : Because I know that I'll never need one
[01:50:28] Matthew Biggar : Thanks metabolism
[01:50:54] @Corey Casey : metabolism is for fucking pussies, mandem
[01:51:17] Philip Joseph has been disconnected on Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:51 am (session timeout)
[01:51:24] @Corey Casey : this is where i usually brag about being DRUNK IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS TO SHOW YOU I MEAN BUSINESS
[01:51:53] Tim Patrick : LOL
[01:51:56] @ Chuck Matthews : LMAO
[01:52:00] Matthew Biggar : You would be amazed at the amount of attractive girls that come to my McDonalds
[01:52:40] Matthew Biggar : You wouldn't think they would eat there
[01:52:43] Matthew Biggar : But they do
[01:53:09] @ Chuck Matthews : Have you ever offered them sauce for their chicken
[01:53:12] @ Chuck Matthews : And then they say no
[01:53:22] Matthew Biggar : Yes many times
[01:53:28] @ Chuck Matthews : So you quickly turn to them, a look of sheer shock and awe upon your face
[01:53:32] @ Chuck Matthews : And yell in a surprised tone
[01:53:33] NOT Stygian has been disconnected on Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:53 am (session timeout)
[01:53:39] @ Chuck Matthews : "YOU MEAN THEY'RE GOING IN DRY?!"
[01:53:50] Matthew Biggar : The number of times I have yelled that
[01:53:55] Matthew Biggar : Its...its more than I care to admit
[01:54:01] Figeffect : bruins suck
[01:54:11] @ Chuck Matthews : FIG NOOOOOO
[01:54:14] Matthew Biggar : oh this should be good
[01:54:17] @ Chuck Matthews : YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE
[01:54:21] @Corey Casey : YOU SON OF A BITCH
[01:54:32] @Corey Casey : SERIOUSLY, IF I WASN"T SO DRUNK, m'boy, I'D BAN YOU!
[01:54:58] Tim Patrick : peenhole soup