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Posts : 1020 Join date : 2011-03-01 Age : 32 Location : Chicago, Illinois
Wrestler Stats IWF Record: 12-16-2 Alignment: Heel
| Subject: Chuck's Guide to Escaping Awkward Situations Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:19 am | |
| [04:13:26] Tim Patrick : chuck [04:13:35] Tim Patrick : i need you to comfort me here for a second [04:13:39] Tim Patrick : are you here? [04:14:15] @ Chuck Matthews : Yeah, what's up? [04:14:39] Tim Patrick : ok....i took a preparation h suppository for hemorrhoids like 4 hours ago [04:14:46] Tim Patrick : and farted a minute ago [04:15:04] Tim Patrick : spraying liquified yellow suppository gunk all over my pants [04:15:35] Tim Patrick : and i ran to the bathroom [04:15:40] Tim Patrick : with my pants around my ankles [04:15:44] Tim Patrick : at the exact time [04:15:53] Tim Patrick : my father was coming down the hall to use the bathroom [04:16:04] @ Chuck Matthews : LMAO [04:16:16] Tim Patrick : i'm gonna need you to talk me out of killing him and myself [04:16:22] Tim Patrick : [04:16:34] @ Chuck Matthews : It's very simple [04:16:40] @ Chuck Matthews : You look him straight in the eyes [04:16:44] @ Chuck Matthews : Don't blink [04:16:50] @ Chuck Matthews : Don't show any signs of fear [04:17:05] @ Chuck Matthews : Put on your best deep, throaty pro-wrestler voice [04:17:07] @ Chuck Matthews : And just say [04:17:14] @ Chuck Matthews : "Is there a problem, faggot?" [04:17:29] @ Chuck Matthews : Either he'll back off [04:17:36] @ Chuck Matthews : He'll be so stunned he can't react [04:17:39] @ Chuck Matthews : Or he'll kill you [04:18:00] @ Chuck Matthews : But I mean...66% chance it'll go your way [04:18:12] Tim Patrick : i'll take those odds | |
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