Why Chuck is Single

[05:46:40] Blyss Lockhart : seriously chuck just ask her out again
[05:47:00] @ Chuck Matthews : Give her some super corny bullshit?
[05:47:08] @ Chuck Matthews : "You know, I still owe you that lunch..."
[05:47:13] @ Chuck Matthews : And then hope and pray she doesn't fucking run
[05:47:49] Blyss Lockhart : yeah just casually bring it up like "Hey, I still owe you lunch"
[05:48:04] Blyss Lockhart : if she runs, that's her problem
[05:48:05] @ Chuck Matthews : From like...2 months ago. LOL
[05:48:09] @ Chuck Matthews : LITTLE LATE THERE CHUCKY
[05:48:29] Tim Patrick : say "so...i pretend to be a professional wrestler on the internet....wanna try anal?"
[05:48:36] @ Chuck Matthews : FUck it. Tim wins
[05:48:39] @ Chuck Matthews : That's my line
[05:49:04] @ Chuck Matthews : "Yo....I won 8 world titles on an online wrestling fed once. We should probably have sex now."
[05:49:19] Blyss Lockhart : ok then just say "Hey wanna grab lunch after morning or something?"
[05:49:29] Blyss Lockhart : *after class
[05:49:41] Blyss Lockhart : what the fuck is wrong with me
[05:49:42] @ Chuck Matthews : I'll probably fuck it up anyway. Thanks Blyss
[05:50:11] Blyss Lockhart : ask yourself
[05:50:14] @ Chuck Matthews : "Hey, wanna grab morning something lunch after or?"
[05:50:18] Blyss Lockhart : WHAT WOULD CHUCK MATTHEWS DO?
[05:50:25] Blyss Lockhart : lol shut up
[05:50:44] @ Chuck Matthews : "I mean....wanna or something grab after lunch morning?"
[05:50:55] @ Chuck Matthews : "I mean...OH GOD."
[05:51:06] @ Chuck Matthews : Then spaghetti starts exploding out of my pockets
[05:51:16] @ Chuck Matthews : Causes me to propel forward
[05:51:23] @ Chuck Matthews : I crash into her, limbs flailing
[05:51:28] @ Chuck Matthews : "OH GOD. OH GOD"
[05:51:34] @ Chuck Matthews : I lift off into the stratosphere
[05:51:47] @ Chuck Matthews : She's still caught from where I crashed into her
[05:51:53] @ Chuck Matthews : We rocket higher and higher
[05:51:56] @ Chuck Matthews : Crash into the sun
[05:51:58] @ Chuck Matthews : Die
[05:52:06] @ Chuck Matthews : But I die with her in my arms
[05:52:12] Blyss Lockhart : HAPPILY EVER AFTER
[05:52:13] @ Chuck Matthews : #WorthIt
[05:52:27] * Blyss Lockhart gives standing ovation.