A small, 50s style neighborhood is seen. Young children play ball in the front yard. A young man is painting a white picket fence across the street. Suddenly, a clap of thunder is heard. A woman walks out the front door of one house, holding a tray of cookies. She drops the tray, screaming, and pointing into the distance. The camera circles around and shows a massive storm cloud on the horizon, approaching the neighborhood. The cloud occasionally flashes with blue lightning. It quickly falls over the city, as the citizens rush inside. Lightning begins striking the town, causing cars to explode and houses to catch fire. People begin running, screaming. The camera zooms in on the cloud, which parts to show the Cataclysm logo.

Live from Isotopes Park in Albuquerque, New Mexico
Pyro explodes from the stage as the camera pans across the entire crowd. It focuses on a few signs.
"IT'S ALL ABOUT THE KNOCKOUTS" "APOLLOS AND TANNER = WORLD OF FAIL" "I'VE ALWAYS BEEN AN RRL FAN" "<LOLWUT" "My sister fucked Chuck Matthews!" "Nick Ridicule got Swagged Out!"
Cornell - Welcome to the second show of Cataclysm!
Greed - We had a great first show, kicking the crap out of Showtime in the ratings!
Cornell - How bout those ratings now Rick?! What do you have to say about that?
Greed - We've got a great show for you tonight. Let's start it off with GM Chris Matthews talking about the end of last weeks show.The camera cuts to the ring where Chris Matthews stands, holding a microphone.
Chris Matthews
Last week, Cataclysm ended with a very strange event. If you haven't heard already, I'll spare you the details and cut straight to the point. Brandon Macdonald collapsed, died, and was brought back to life by paramedics. He is currently in the hospital, in a coma. When he'll wake up, we don't know yet. But we can all hope that he wakes up soon.
Chris bows his head as the rest of the arena is silent. He lifts the microphone back to his mouth
Chris Matthews
With that being said, we have some exciting news. The IWF has a brand new World Champion! RUben Ricardo Leon, who is coming to you by satellite, from Showtime!
The camera cuts to the titantron, where Ruben Ricardo Leon appears, sitting in a dressing room.
Ruben Ricardo Leon
Thank you Chris. First of all, I'd like to wish Brandon Macdonald and his family the best. I hope Brandon can wake up soon. This is not what I wanted to happen, and I can't even believe it really. I really hope you get better soon Brandon. That being said, I'm still ecstatic to be champion, to finally have beaten Brandon Macdonald, to finally-
Maggie's Farm by Rage Against The Machine plays on the PA system along with his video. Dan Alexander walks out onto the stage with a microphone
Dan Alexander
Now Ruben, it's all fine and dandy that you're champion. You beat up some dude who died afterwords. That's how bad it had to be for you to beat anyone. But what about me? Last week, I was granted a shot at Brandon's title, against him at Ragnarok.
Chris Matthews
Brandon's not champion anymore, so you don't have a match
Dan Alexander
Shut up Chris. You don't even know anything. Don't even speak. I have this contract. It grants me a shot at the IWF Champion at Ragnarok. Not Brandon Macdonald. The champion. That means that my fight is against Ruben.
Ruben Ricardo Leon
That's fine by me. I'll defend my title against anyone, anytime, anywhere
Dan Alexander
Good. Because remember how you cost me the IWF Championship two weeks ago? I remember it. I think about it every single day and every single night. I should be the IWF Champion. And so, at Ragnarok, I will rightfully take what is mine.
Dan Alexander walks off the stage and into the back, as the titantron cuts to black. Chris Matthews walks up the ramp, and the camera cuts back to the announce table
Greed - Looks like we've got our second match set for Ragnarok.
Cornell - Well, there's that rumoured big match coming up
Greed - But what is it?!
Cornell - I don't know!
Pyro explodes out of the stage as Ryan Apollos steps out onto the stage and looks around the crowd before making his way to the ring.
You're afraid, like I make my deals with the devil
You've been at it for years
But couldn't? reach the next level
Let's keep it real, this is no competition to me.
Even if everyone around you acts like they don't see.
Ryan stops halfway down the ramp and stares at the ring smiling.
(Ohhh!) Is anybody else listening?
Outta sight outta mind is what you'll always be.
(Ohhh!) I hold my cards to my chest. I laid my life on
the line, so I expect nothing less from you.
Ryan slides into the ring and stands up looking around at the crowd again.
I speak the truth and everybody else knows it,
So set your ego to the side and just get the fuck over it.
Can't waste my time on hateful people like you.
So keep wishing you were me and I'll keep making you have to.
Ryan then walks over to the corner and climbs to the top turnbuckle and while standing on it points out to the crowd before beating his chest and jumping down off the turnbuckle.
(Ohhh!) Is anybody else listening?
Outta sight outta mind is what you'll always be.
(Ohhh!) I hold my cards to my chest. I laid my life on
the line, so I expect nothing less from you.
Ryan walks over to the other side of the ring and leans over the rope and stares at the crowd as the music fades.
Gunther - Introducing first, out of the city of Milwaukee, Ryan Apollos!
Greed - Last week we saw something that we haven't seen in a long time
Cornell - A Ryan Apollos win!
Greed - Can he do it again here tonight?
Cornell - He's fighting Cole Tanner, who sucks a lot. But then again, Ryan isn't a god either.
The first chords of his entrance music don't bring Cole Tanner out from the back, but after a minute or so he charges out from the back. He lets out a yell into the fans, snapping his fist out and getting his energy level up. Wearing a cowboy hat and an IWF T-shirt with cut off sleeves, he charges the ring like a house of fire. He hops from the floor straight to the apron and then through the ropes. He does a quick lap around the ring and then takes his hat off to hand it to a ringside tech, a moment later the shirt follows to a few yells of admiring female fans.
Gunther - And his opponent, from Canada, Cole Tanner!
Greed - Just a big joke right here.
Cornell - This match is going to be the worst of the worst.
Cole Tanner [vs] Ryan Apollos[Ding Ding Ding!]Ryan and Cole run at each other and tie up in the middle of the ring. Ryan wraps his arms around Cole and delivers a big German suplex, sending Cole across the ring. Ryan runs at him and hits a shining wizard, knocking Cole to the mat hard. Ryan poses for the crowd, who cheer slighty.
Cornell - Ryan is in control. Wow, I haven't said that like, ever
Greed - It's a rare occurrence, that's for certain
Ryan picks Cole up and holds him up sideways. He spins Cole around and then drops backwards, smashing Cole's face into the ground with a huge Critical Zero. Ryan hooks Cole's leg as the referee begins to count.
Greed - Critical Zero by Apollos!
Cornell - He's going to win again!
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[Ding Ding Ding!]Gunther - Here is your winner by pinfall, Ryan Apollos!
The referee grabs Ryan's hand and holds it in the air. He smiles, before posing for the crowd. After doing a few more poses, he walks out of the ring and up the ramp backstage.
The camera cuts to Chris Matthews backstage in his office.
Chris Matthews
As everyone knows, next week is the IWF's next pay-per-view show, called Ragnarok. But what you may not have known is that this will be the debut of a brand new match for the IWF. We call it, the Path to Valhalla match.
Chris smiles as he walks over to a board, where he has written out instructions.
Chris Matthews
Two wrestlers will start the match fighting one on one. It is a regular match, with regular rules. However, once one man is pinned, submitted, disqualified, counted out, etc, that's when the fun starts. After one person wins the match, a new challenger will enter the ring to fight. That will be another singles match. This sequence will continue until one man has finished the match, upon which they will be declared the winner.
Chris walks back over to his desk. He sits down and picks something up.
Chris Matthews
I haven't even announced the prize yet. The winner of this match get's something very exciting. On this paper is a contract. Not just any contract, but a contract that allows the holder to main event From the Ashes. We at Cataclysm will be drawing numbers randomly for all of the IWF wrestlers tonight. To see where everyone shall enter in the Path to Valhalla match next Sunday at Ragnarok. You won't want to miss this.
The camera cuts back to the announce table, where Tommy and John are sitting.
Greed - Huge match announcement for Ragnarok. That's going to be an insane match.
Cornell - No doubt John. Twenty of IWF's finest, all battling it out for the Main Event slot at From the Ashes, the biggest pay-per-view that the IWF has to offer. Who wouldn't want it?
Greed - The question is, who's going to win?
Cornell - In a match like this, it's all about stamina. You can be better than anyone, but if you have to fight ten guys in a row, it's going to tire you out. Look for one of the final entrants to win.
Greed - Some insight by the great Tommy Cornell there folks
The camera cuts to the ring, where Pancake Pete and Gunther stand in one corner, while the Ninja appears in the other. Gunther has a microphone.
Gunther - This match is a singles match, between the incredibly sexy cook Pancake Pete, and the strange japanese Ninja.
Pancake Pete w/Gunther [vs] The Ninja[Ding Ding Ding]The Ninja approaches Pancake Pete in the middle of the ring. Suddenly, he throws a smoke bomb to the ground, causing the ring to fill with smoke. When it clears, The Ninja is standing behind Pete. He grabs Pete's head and spins him around onto his neck
Cornell - The Way of the Ninja!
The Ninja drops down and covers Pete.
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Gunther quickly slides into the ring and approaches The Ninja from behind. He reaches out for him, but suddenly The Ninja backflips over Gunther's head, lands, and hit's another Way of the Ninja on Gunther, laying him out. The Ninja tosses down a smoke bomb, and vanishes.
The camera cuts backstage, to a giant spinning wheel. Matt Rydell is standing beside Ryan Apollos, waiting for the machine, which is being spun by Alison Williams.
Matt Rydell
Can I get my entrance number please?
Alison Williams
Ew. Wait your turn, I have to get my own first, k?
Ryan Apollos
Wait Alison, you're entering this Path to Valhalla match too?
Alison Williams
Duh Ryan. I'm Alison Fucking Williams. Imagine if I main evented the biggest show in IWF history? That would be awesome.
Alison spins the wheel and pulls out a ball, with a number painted on it.
Alison Williams
What the fuck is this? Number 5? I don't think so
Alison begins to spin the machine again, but Matt Rydell puts his arm on her.
Matt Rydell
I don't think so Ms. Williams. You've already got a number. You wouldn't want me to go have a chat with Chris Matthews about this, would you?
Alison Williams
Ugh. Fine, whatevs. You guys will get worse numbers.Matt Rydell grabs a ball that had flown out of the spinning machine.
Matt Rydell
Sweet. Number 9. Not too bad, that's only 11 other guys. Let's see what you get ApollosRyan reached and grabs his ball, and holds it so the camera can see it.
Ryan Apollos
Number 6. Hey, maybe I'll see you out there Alison
Alison Williams
Ugh, why am I even talking to either of you? I miss BrandonAlison walks off, leaving Ryan and Matt talking to each other, as the camera cuts back to the ring.
Maggie's Farm by Rage Against The Machine plays on the PA system along with his video. Dan comes out onto the stage.
I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
No, I aint gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
Well, I wake up in the morning
Fold my hands and pray for rain
I got a head full of ideas
That are drivin' me insanee
Dan is walking down the ramp ignoring the fans as they reach out.
It's a shame the way she makes me scrub the floor
I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's brother no more
No, I aint gonna work for Maggie's brother no more
Dan walks up the steps and goes through the ropes. He shoves the referee aside as he makes his way to a corner.
I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
I ain't gonna work on Maggie's brother no more
No, I aint gonna work on Maggie's brother no more
He goes up one of the corners and stands up on the second ropes. He looks out to the crowd and stares at them.
Well, he hands you a nickel
He hands you a dime
He asks you with a grin
If you're havin' a good time
Then he fines you every time you slam the door
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's brother more.
Gunther - Introducing first in this singles match. From Thousand Oaks California, he is the IWF Championship number one contender. Dan Alexander!
Cornell - Dan earlier announced that he'd be fighting Ruben Ricardo Leon at Ragnarok, so he is the number one contender
Greed - I think Dan has a distinct mental advantage for this match
Cornell - Well Ruben did screw him out of a championship, so I'd be pretty mad too
Kush Rolled. Glass Filled. I Perfer Dem Knockouts.
White Boys With No Money Act Like Money Aint Errthing.
Im Havin A Life Time, White Boys Tryna Ruin It.
Shoutout To The Fact That Im The Baddest Nigga Doin It.James Shark comes out of the curtains with his usual swag look.
He stands on the center of the ramp nodding his head in confidence
letting the music sink in and watching the fans.
Cap On. Brim Bent. Sharky Time.
She Aint Tryna Fuck Ma Shit, Well Never Mind.
I Tried To Tell You, Sharky Aint Nun Nice.
White Boys Sayin I Should Quit, Me Sayin Fuck Yo Life.
Okay Now Im Outta Here, Toodles To You White Men.
And If You Knocked Out, I Got The Voodoo For Yo Bitches.
Im Busy Gettin Pussy. YES I Want Trouble.
I Made Enough For Two Niggas Stunt Double.
Famous Like A Bitch That I've Fucked So Much.
I Never Ever Trip Its Knockouts and Love.
I Got Numbahs In These Jeans So They Fit Me Kinda Snug
Plus The Game Is In Ma Pocket Nigga Thats Wassup.
James begins to walk down the ramp. He taunts the white men in the
audience but gives out all his attention to the black audience members
along with the white girls. He climbs the steps to the ring, and before
coming over the ropes he walks along the apron nodding his head to
the beat of the music.
Im About The Knockouts Mayneee.
Fuck What They Be Talkin Bout. They Opinions Doesn't Count.
Im The Only Thing That Matters,OHHH, So I Do It How I Do It.
All Up In Yo Face, And I Love To Put You Through It.
I Be Up All Night, Mandems Up In Here
Cause I Dont Even Kno Who Ima Beat This Year, OHHHH.
Man I Love This Money, Man I Love This Money.
I Would Die For This Money, OHHH.
James Shark goes over the ropes. He walks around the center of the
ring still nodding his head in confidence, listening to the beat of the
music. James Shark then looks around the whole arena making
gestures to the chicks.
Yo Sharky Sayin Knock Em, Ima Knock Em.
I Got The Kinda Knockouts, Make An Ali Bitter.
I Got That Kinda.... Wait... Wait... Swagger.
Which Bitch You Know Made A Million Off A Knockout?
That Was Just A Keep Sake. Bought The President
The Louie Presidential Briefcase. Never Been A
Cheap Stake. We Got The Sharks I Aint Talkin
Bout A ...
State Man For Petes Sake Scratch That, Sweep Stakes.
The Music Faded Away as James Shark was ontop of one of the
turnbuckles eyeing the crowd. He jumped off the turnbuckle
Eyeing down his opponent / Waiting for his opponent.
Greed - James Shark, fresh off a huge knockout win over Nick Ridicule last week
Cornell - He got lucky, is what you mean.
Dan Alexander [vs] James SharkFalls Count Anywhere[Ding Ding Ding!]Shark and Dan run at each other and tie up in the middle of the ring. Both men struggle to gain an advantage. Shark throws Dan back into the ropes, but he doesn't bounce off. Dan runs and shoves Shark into the ropes. Both men bounce off the ropes and take each other down with a double clothesline
Greed - Neither man giving an inch here!
Cornell - Both these men have been at the top of their games in the past few weeks. You could make an argument that Dan hasn't actually lost
Both men get to their feet and run at each other again. Shark ducks under a clothesline by Dan, and bounces off the ropes. Shark rebounds and hits a big boot to the face of Dan, knocking him to the mat. He picks Dan up and takes him down again with a huge spinebuster
Greed - Sharky with a nice spinebuster. He seems to have Dan figured out for now
Cornell - It's only been a minute John, give it some damn time
Shark picks up Dan again. He lifts Dan onto his shoulders, and walks towards the center of the ring. He slams Dan to the ground with a powerbomb. Shark goes for the cover, as the referee drops down to count
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Dan easily kicks out of the pin attempt
Greed - It'll take a lot more than that to keep Dan down
Cornell - He's proven that he's a top contender for this company, and should be treated as such
Shark stands up and grabs Dan. He picks him up, but is met with a kick to the gut by Dan. Shark tries to grab Dan again, but is kicked hard in the leg. Dan grabs Shark's head with both hands and brings it down on his knee.
Greed - Huge knee to the head of Shark there. Dan looking to turn the momentum
Cornell - But can he sustain it against someone as explosive and lucky as Shark?
Greed - It wasn't luck....
Cornell - IT WAS LUCK!
Dan whips Shark into the ropes and takes him down with a dropkick. Dan stands back up and drops a leg onto the head of Shark. Dan picks up Shark and lifts him vertically over his head, before dropping him backwards onto his back.
Greed - Dan keeping the momentum with that big suplex on Shark
Cornell - This match has had such big hype. Both these men did a lot of talking before the match, but it's clear that they both have a respect for each other
Dan picks up Shark and whips him into the corner. Dan jumps up and begins to punch Shark in the head. Shark suddenly picks Dan up on his shoulders, looking to powerbomb him. Dan hops overtop of Shark, and leg trips him to the ground.
Greed - Dan is all over Shark here early on
Cornell - But Shark started out ahead. We know how fast momentum can shift in matches like this
Dan walks over to the ropes. He jumps up onto the second rope, and spring boards back towards the body of Shark, aiming for his right hand. Shark quickly rolls out the way as Dan lands right where his hand would have been.
Cornell - LPounce!
Greed - No, Shark rolled out of the way!
Cornell - He's lucky. Dan could have injured his knockout hand.
Shark slowly gets up and ducks a clothesline attempt by Dan. Shark runs and spins, hitting a back elbow to the face of Dan, knocking him into the ropes. Shark bounce off the opposite ropes and hits a clothesline on Dan, knocking both men out of the ring.
Greed - Both men are out of the ring now!
Cornell - And this is a Falls Count Anywhere match, meaning that they will not get counted out.
Shark walks over to Dan, who has crawled over to the edge of the ring. He bends down to pick Dan up, but is blasted with a microphone to the head. Shark stumbles backwards as Dan grabs a steel chair. He runs at Shark and swings it at his head.
Greed - Chair shot coming from Dan Alexander
Cornell - Shark can't knock his way out of this one.
Shark ducks under the chair, and immediately hops over the breakwall, and into the crowd. He begins to run away as Dan hops over and chases him, waving the steel chair around. The camera follows as Dan runs through a concourse entrance. He looks around as people walk by.
Greed - Their in the concourse! They're really taking this anywhere business to heart.
Cornell - Any advantage that you can get is a good one John.
Dan is suddenly tackled by Shark, smashing through a popcorn machine, spilling popcorn everywhere. Shark grabs Dan and picks him up to his feet. He punches him in the body a few times, then grabs Dan's head and DDT's him to the ground. Shark covers Dan
Greed - Huge DDT from Sharky
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Cornell - But that's not enough to keep Dan down.
Shark grabs Dan and begins to walk him towards the main entrance area of the stadium. He walks towards the main entrance doors with Dan, and picks him up onto his shoulders. Shark runs towards the windows, but Dan hops over Shark and spins and kicks Shark right through the glass, sending him outside.
Greed - Dan reversed that powerbomb!
Cornell - And he sent James Shark right through that glass. Look at the blood!
Dan walks out to where Shark is lying in a pile of shattered glass. Small amounts of blood trickle from small cuts on Shark's body. Dan drops down and hooks a leg of Shark. The referee slowly gets down and begins to count
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Shark kicks out. The referee holds up two fingers.
Cornell - I'm somewhat surprised he kicked out of that one
Dan grabs Shark and picks him up, grabbing his weak body in a headlock. Dan walks him towards the street, where cars drive by quickly. Dan gets to the edge of the road, and shoves Shark as hard as he can into the oncoming traffic.
Greed - Oh my god!
Cornell - Of course the black man gets pushed into oncoming traffic.
A car slams on it's brakes, as Shark jumps out of the way. Cars begin to swerve and slam to a stop, as Dan walks across the road chasing after Shark, who is crawling away. Shark pulls himself up on a car, and Dan runs at him. Shark drops down and catches Dan's leg, tripping him and sending him facefirst into the hood of the car.
Greed - It's like a war zone out there!
Cornell - And Dan just decided to taste a bit of that car.Shark slowly walks towards an opening in the fence across the road. A football field can be seen in the background. The referee makes his way across the street and asks Dan something. Dan stands up and begins to walk slowly after Shark, who has disappeared into the football stadium.
Greed - Where did he go?
Cornell - Somewhere in that football stadium
Greed - Really Tommy?
Cornell - Well you asked.
Dan walks into the stadium. He looks around, but can't see anyone. He turns around and is tackled hard by a black man in shoulder pads and wearing a helmet. James Shark removes the helmet for a moment, and smashes Dan in the stomach with it. He puts it back on and motions for Dan to stand up.
Greed - Shark in football equipment! He looks so natural now!
Cornell - He's in his natural habitat, that's for sure
Dan slowly gets to his feet, and Shark sprints hard at him. Dan suddenly drops down, and Shark flies over him, and tackles the goalpost instead. Shark drops down, clutching his shoulder. Dan rolls over and slowly tries to remove Shark's football pads. He eventually does and hooks Shark's leg
Greed - I guess not natural.
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Cornell - So close for Shark! He nearly lost there
Dan picks Shark up and walks him across the field. He grabs Shark and arm drags him to the ground. He mounts Shark and begins to drops fists to his head. Shark covers up, and tries to get out. Eventually, he bucks his hips and sends Dan falling to the turf. Shark begins to slowly crawl away.
Greed - Momentum turns in Dan's favour once again. He's fighting back in this one.
Cornell - But will he be able to keep it up?
Dan runs and dives at Shark, tackling him onto the grass. Both men slowly get to their feet, and Dan spins and hits Shark with a spinning back kick. Shark falls to the turf on his back. Dan looks around, and climbs up into the stands. He gets on the edge of the wall, and jumps off, elbow dropping onto Shark.
Greed - Diving Elbow Drop out of the stands! Devastating!
Cornell - But the black man has moved!
Shark rolls out of the way at the last second, and Dan drives his elbow hard into the field. Shark slowly rolls over and covers Dan. The referee begins to count
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Dan lifts his shoulder at the last possible moment.
Greed - Another close call
Shark stands up and slowly picks Dan up. He begins to shove Dan ahead of him, pushing him out of the football stadium. Shark continues to push Dan ahead of him through a parking lot, and finally shoves him into a tennis court.
Cornell - A tennis court?
Greed - Yeah, why not?
Cornell - WHY?!
Shark walks over to a machine on one end of the tennis court. He flips a switch, and suddenly it begins to shoot tennis balls out of it. Shark turns the speed up to full, and and begins to shoot the tennis balls at Dan, who is trying to get up. The tennis balls begin hitting him full speed, knocking him down and preventing him from getting up.
Greed - Are you seeing what I'm seeing?!
Cornell - I sure am. Dan is taking balls to the face like a pro!
Greed - That was definitely not what I was going to say.
Cornell - Sure it wasn't John. Sure it wasn't
Shark continues to unload tennis balls onto Dan, who is still struggling to get up. Eventually, the machine runs out of balls. Shark walks over to Dan and picks him up to his feet. He grabs Dan and hits a belly to belly suplex, sending Dan flying into the chain link fence surrounding the court.
Cornell - Shark has this one won already
Shark rolls over and pins Dan.
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The referee stops counting and points to Dan's foot, which is stuck on the fence. Shark begins to argue with the referee.
Greed - Are you kidding us?!
Cornell - How can you call a rope break with a fucking chain fence?!
Dan slowly gets to his feet and stumbles away from the tennis courts. Shark slowly walks after him. Dan sees a bus coming and runs over to it, climbing inside. Shark sees a car, and a man inside it. He throws the man out, as the referee and cameraman climb into the car.
Greed - This is one of the craziest Falls Count Anywhere matches I've ever witnessed.
Cornell - I couldn't argue with that. We've never seen guys go this far out of the ring. The occasioanl backstage stuff maybe. But they are physically driving after each other!
Shark drives after the bus, as it eventually turns down into a residential neighbourhood. It stops, and Shark drives into the side of it. He hops out of the car and and walks into the bus, throwing Dan out of it and onto the side of the road.
Greed - Shark clearly with no regard for anyone else who may be on that bus
Cornell - He's just getting revenge. Making him sit in the back seat? Come on racism
Shark picks Dan up by the neck and walks him over in front of a store called Chicago Hot Dog's. Shark picks him up and chokeslam's him through the window, sending him crashing inside. Screams were heard as Shark walked inside.
Greed - Good god, this is getting out of hand
Cornell - The IWF is going to get sued for this, I can just tell already
Shark walks inside and goes to pick up Dan, but is smashed in the head with a bottle, causing it to break. Dan stands up and kicks Shark in the legs twice. Shark tries to kick Dan, but he grabs Shark's leg, and takes him down with a dragon screw
Greed - And somehow, they continue to fight each other. Dan hits a nice dragon screw
Cornell - This is just insane. Why are we allowing these men to fight in someone's restaurant, in the middle of dinner hour?!Dan picks Shark up and lifts him up, and climbs onto a table. He lifts Shark up in the air, and suplexes him backwards, sending both men crashing through tables. The referee begins to count as each man lies motionless in the rubble of tables.
Greed - And now both men are down!
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Both men slowly begin to stir in the wreckage
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Greed - No, they're standing back up!
Cornell - .....How?Dan pulls himself up as Shark stands up. Both men are bleeding everywhere, with asphalt and turf burns covering their bodies. They slowly approach each other in the middle of the restaurant. Dan jumps up and spins around 180 degrees, and kicks Shark in the head. Shark ducks under it, and throws a huge right hook to the jaw of Dan, at the exact same time Dan smashes a bottle over Shark's head.
Greed - Double knockout!
Cornell - How the hell did that just happen?!Dan falls on his back, and Shark lands on top of him. Dan shoulder's are down, and Shark is unconscious on top of him. The referee drops down and begins to count.
Greed - Shark landed on top of Dan! But they're both knocked out!
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[Ding Ding Ding!]Gunther - James Shark is the winner of this match, by way of pinfall or knockout, I am not quite sure.
Greed - Wow. That was insane
Cornell - I'm still trying to figure out what just happened.
Greed - Well, they basically travelled a mile in the middle of a match.
Cornell - And there was football stadiums, and hot dogs, and tennis. What the hell is this company?!
The camera feed shows both men still collapsed, with Shark still unconscious on top of an unconscious Dan. The referee begins to talk to a restaurant staff member, and picks up a phone as the camera fades out, showing all of the damage caused, before cutting to a commercial.