I can't think of anything clever to call my RP at the moment.

June 12th. 2011.
San Diego.

I sat in my bed looking at the pills Jamie had given me. I had gotten a little tipsy from the whiskey and it was for the best if I just got some sleep. Apparently this pills would make dream some happy dreams. I better tried it. I swallowed the pills and fell asleep.

July 25th. 2010
San Diego.
12 AM.

Akkarat Chao-Khun-Sa.
Ahh Jason. What took you so long, eh? I have been expecting your call.

Jason Hawk.
Can I still get the job?

Akkarat Chao-Khun-Sa.
Hold on, hold on. Why do you need it?

Jason Hawk.
My life is shit! I need the good life! I need everything you promised! Can I still get the job?

Akkarat Chao-Khun-Sa.
Give me some details. What has happened?

Jason Hawk.
Just give me the god damn job!

Akkarat Chao-Khun-Sa.
That is what I wanted to hear. My assisstent will be in the San Diego airport to pick you up. 2 PM. Don't be late! You got the job!

Jason Hawk.
How do you know I live in San Diego?

He said with this evil villian laugh before he hung up. Great. Maybe I can turn things around now. Even though I'll probably end up in jail. That won't be so bad. It is not like I am going to be anyones bitch. Pro wrestler? Did jobs for the biggest herion trade in Asia? I think I'll be OK. Wait what is this? I looked down at my chest to see two arms wrap around my chest. I watched as the hands started to rub my abs.

Jason Hawk.
What the fuck?

I turned my head and saw Alison sitting behind me.

Jason Hawk.
Alison!??!!

Alison Williams.
Morning sexy.

Jason Hawk.
What are you doing here?

Alison Williams.
We had sex last night silly. Did you expect me not to be here?

Jason Hawk.
We did what?

Alison Williams.
Fucked!

Jason Hawk.
I remember no such thing!

Alison Williams.
Are you serious?

Jason Hawk.
Yeah...

Alison Williams.
How can anyone forget fucking Alison Fucking Williams?

Jason Hawk.
It happens.. I guess.

I said as I shrugged. Alison slapped me.

Jason Hawk.
Ouch

Alison Williams.
Whatevs!

Jason Hawk.
I'll be sure to remember the next time.

Alison Williams.
Who says there is going to be a next time? You were horrible!

It is probably for the better that I don't remember anyways. It is not like I missed anything, right? I mean everyone and their dog have been with Alison. It is OK that I don't have. Even though I apparently have. This is confusing.

Jason Hawk.
I don't even remember doing anything. Maybe that is it. I didn't do anything!

Alison Williams.
Yeah, exactly! You didn't even do anything! You were just laying there!

Jason Hawk.
Have you considered the possibility that I may have passed out? I got pretty fucking drunk last night.

Alison Williams.
Uh...

Jason Hawk.
Exactly!

Alison Williams.
NO ONE FALLS ASLEEP WHILE FUCKING ALISON WILLIAMS!!!

Jason Hawk.
Looks like you can't put your money where you mouth is! All hype.

She slapped me again.

Jason Hawk.
Totally worth it.

Alison Williams.
Ugh.

Jason Hawk.
But Alison my dear. I must leave you now! There is.. uhh.. water in the tap.

Alison Williams.

Jason Hawk.
You are so cute when you do that. You know that?

Alison Williams.
Whatevs.

Jason Hawk.
That too.

I got dressed and walked out. I got out of the house and into the car. A brand new Ferrari 458. Hey, I got money. Why not use it? I drive off.

”I threw it on the ground!”
”I won't be a part of your system!”
”I am an adult!!”

I grabbed my phone from my pocket and picked up.

Jason Hawk.
The one and only Jason Hawk speaking! Yes, this is truly me!

???.
Where are you? We have been waiting at least an hour!

Jason Hawk
Yeah, yeah, that is good and all but who are you?

Jada Smith.
Jada Smith! Akkarat's assisstent! Hurry up now! My daughter and I are not liking this!

Wow, she seems mad.

Jason Hawk.
Jesus, relax. I am on my way. I'll be there in 10 minutes. Wait. How will I know who you are?

Jada Smith.
Trust me. You can't miss me.

This should be fun.

Jason Hawk.
Awesome. I'll be there in 10.

Jada Smith.
That is not so...

I hung up. I am hungover and I don't feel like getting yelled at. Stupid bitch. I made it to the airport and I got out of my car. I put on a pair of sunglasses and lit up a cigarette as I walked towards the entrance. I walked inside. No smoking in this area? Airport rules can go kiss my ass. I walked around for a while. I couldn't miss her? Suddenly I noticed a dress made of bacon. I laughed. Who in their right mind wears a dress of bacon?

Jason Hawk.
That's her.

I walked up to her.

Jason Hawk.
So here I am.

Jada Smith.
Finally! It is not nice to let a woman wait like this. Anyways. This is my daugther. Michelle.

I looked to the girl next to her. Wooow. She is hot. She extended her hand and I grabbed it and kissed it. I am such a gentleman. She blushed and smiled.

Jason Hawk.
My pleasure.

Jada slapped me. That is the third time I have been slapped today

Jada Smith.
That is my daughter! Not some street walker! Treat her with respect!

Didn't I just do that?

Jason Hawk.
I am sorry but that is how my mother taught me to treat girls.

Jada Smith.
Like street walkers!?!?!?

Michelle Smith.
No mom! He meant the kiss. It is a proper gentleman's greeting.

Jason Hawk.
Exactly!

Michelle looked back at me.

Michelle Smith.
Nice to meet you too Jason.

Oooooh. She knows my name already! Fuck you Taylor! Michelle is way hotter then you! Life is good again. I nodded to her and looked at Jada.

Jason Hawk.
So how much will this job pay?

Jada Smith.
Nothing if don't succeed.

Jason Hawk.
Ma'am. Look who you are talking to. Of course I'll succeed.

Jada Smith.
Don't be so arrogant!

Jason Hawk.
I am just confident..

Like James Shark!!!

Jada Smith.
It will pay whatever you want to have!

Oooooh!

Jason Hawk.
Everything? That is a lot.

Jada Smith.
Follow me. We will continue this conversation on the plane.

Jada started to walk and Michelle and I followed. Not close behind, if you know what I mean.

Jason Hawk.
Is she always like this?

I asked her.

Michelle Smith.
Only when it comes to jobs.

Jason Hawk.
I see. So what is the job?

Michelle Smith.
I don't know. My mom won't let me know any of this. I am just her to convince the guys to do it. If you know what I mean.

Jason Hawk.
Seriously!!??!?!??!

Michelle Smith.
No.

She laughed. Dammit!

Jason Hawk.
Of course not. That would just be mean and make a whole lot of guys pedophiles....

Michelle Smith.
Hey! I am 20!

She hit my arm with a laugh. I like her already.

Jason Hawk.
Sure you are

Michelle Smith.
What is that suppose to mean?

She looked at me suspiciously.

Jason Hawk.
Nothing!

Innocent smile to the rescue again! We both laughed as we made it to the plane.

Jason Hawk.
That is a big plane.

Michelle Smith.
Only the best for the Golden Triangle.

Jason Hawk.
I see.

We made it inside. This was one of those luxury planes. It just seemed like one big livingroom! It was amazing! I want this plane when I am done with this job.

Jada Smith.
Michelle! Will you leave us alone for a few minutes?

Michelle Smith.
Of course mom.

We both watched as Michelle walked out of the plane.

Jada Smith.
So Akkarat has handpicked you to do his dirty work.

Jason Hawk.
Apparently.

Jada Smith.
That wasn't a question.

Jason Hawk.
That wasn't an answer!

Jada Smith.
Stop fooling around!.

Jason Hawk.
Please don't slap me

She slapped me. Four slaps in one morning. Ouch

Jada Smith.
You asked for that one. Anyways, lets get back to bussiness.

I just rubbed my cheek.

Jada Smith.
As you know The Golden Triangle is the biggest herion trade in Asia. It provides herion and other drugs to all of Asia and the eastern parts of Europe. But Akkarat wants more. He wants it to be worldwide! This is where you come in! If you can get the Golden Triange to the states you will be paid back greatly. You will as Akkarat calls it. You will gain the good life. You have one chance to back out. Back out now and you get nothing. The Golden Triangle will never contact you again and you will never contact The Gold Triangle. If you back out while doing the job we will kill you. So are you up for it? Do you take the job?

Jason Hawk.
If I get this plane I will do it!

She smirked.

Jada Smith.
Great.

She said as she stood up and walked towards the door. I stood up and followed her.

Jada Smith.
And where do you think you are going?

Jason Hawk.
Uh...

Jada Smith.
Sit down and wait for the plane to take off!

Jason Hawk.
And where is this plane going?

Jada Smith.
Serbia. Akkarat will be waiting for you there.

I once had a friend from Serbia. I wonder if he still lives there.

Jason Hawk.
Serbia!?!??!

Jada Smith.
Yes, in Europe.

Jason Hawk.
I am European. I know where it is!

Jada Smith.
Great! Then sit down and wait for this plane to take off!

Jason Hawk.
You are not coming?

Jada Smith.
No! But my assisstent will follow you on your trip.

Jason Hawk.
Your assisstent?

She better be hot.

Jada Smith.
Yes. I must leave now.

She turned and walked out. I slumped back down in the chair. If this assisstent is some fat chick I swear to god.. Then she walked in and it was the most beautiful woman I have ever seen! From top to toe. She was so hot they I can put Alison, Taylor and Michelle into one person and this assisstent would still be more beautiful. She sat down in across from me and extended her hand. Her eyes were blue as the clear sky and her smile was just perfect.

Assisstent.
Hi! My name is Rachel.

I am in love.

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DA in the hall of fame?

Are you fucking kidding me? The old retard that dances around like monkey gets into the hall of fame? Why to shit on such great wrestlers like Brenton Cyrus and The Notorious K.I.D IWF. DA most be one of the most stupid wrestlers ever!

What has he even done to deserve it?

Appear from out of nowhere and beat up some nobodies? Because that is the only I remember him doing! I don't remember him beating any of the greats! DA is a fucking joke who can't wrestle his way out of a paper bag! Why does DA gets so much respect from everyone? Everyone and their dog and out-wrestle DA!

THAT OLD SACK OF HORSE SHIT!

The fuck is wrong with you? Sure, he may be able to play some mind games. So can I if I want to! It is not that difficult!

I can't get over this! He doesn't deserve it!

Fuck that!

At Ragnarok I am taking his Hall of Fame spot! I'll defend my title and be the newest hall of famer in IWF!

You don't like that DA?

Do something about it.