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Corey Casey
The Avenger
The Avenger


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Join date: 2011-03-01
Age: 24

Wrestler Stats
IWF Record: 26-12-1
Alignment: In Between

PostSubject: FIRST EVER IWF PEEP SHOW!   Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:15 pm

ALISON WILLIAMS PEEP SHOW!
SPECIAL EDITION!



Scene opens up on Corey Casey and Jason Hawk sitting at a desk. Behind them is the Alison Williams PEEP SHOW logo!

Corey Casey
Welcome to the very first edition of the Alison Williams PEEP SHOW here in our new home IWF!

Jason hawk looks from the logo to Corey

Jason Hawk
Wait, what the hell are you doing here?! I normally host this segment with Chuck!

Corey shrugs his shoulders

Corey Casey
I have no idea where Chuck is. All I know is that I got a call saying that the PEEP SHOW was going to IWF and that no one could find Chuck so they needed me to fill in

Jason Hawk
Why the hell would they call you?! You aren’t funny! You haven’t even slept with Alison like me and Chuck have!

Corey Casey
Well, i would say that would make me the best candidate for the job

Jason Hawk
How does that work?!

Corey shrugs

Corey Casey
I don’t have herpes yet!

Jason Hawk flips Corey off

Jason Hawk
FUCK YOU!

Corey Casey
At least I didn’t get blown up!

Corey laughs and stands up

Corey Casey
ANYWAYS…IWF’s PEEP SHOW has a number of improvements! First of all, the closet that we have is actually in front of you…THE LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE!

The camera turns around and shows a packed house of fans all clapping and cheering

Jason Hawk
Good thing RMac isn’t here! This is definitely not going to be rated PG

Corey Casey
But the biggest improvement this time is… the introduction of A NEW CLOSET!

Corey walks over to a large section of blue velvet curtain. He grabs a long golden rope and pulls the rope. The blue velvet curtain suddenly lifts and a large closet is shown

Jason Hawk
This new closet has double re-enforced walls and shag carpeting for that “porn movie” feel!

All of a sudden, loud moans are heard from within the closet

Alison Williams
UGH! IT’S BEEN TOO LONG!

Jason jumps excitedly to his feet and runs over to the closet door

Jason Hawk
Well Casey, since you’re new, let me tell you how this next part works!

Jason places his hand lightly on the door handle

Jason Hawk
I think it’s time we…

Corey Casey
TOOK A PEEP!

Jason Hawk
I get the feeling you’ve seen the show before

Jason Hawk tries to open the closet door…but the door is locked

Jason Hawk
What the fuck!

Jason struggles with the door handle but it’s locked. Alison’s voice is heard moaning again from inside the closet

Alison Williams
I’ve missed being on the king's throne!

Corey shoves Jason out of the way

Corey Casey
Let me try

Corey Casey tries to get the door open but he, too, can’t get it open.

Jason Hawk
I told you!

As Corey struggles to get the door open, a flat screen TV slowly lowers from the ceiling. The TV suddenly turns on and shows Alison Williams straddling someone who is sitting on a chair.



Alison Williams
Oh…it's been awhile since i did the GM Position…

Corey and Jason look at each other

Corey Casey
Wait a minute…

Alison arches her back, revealing the face of the man she is fucking…

Jason Hawk
CHUCK MATTHEWS?!

Jason runs off screen. Corey starts laughing hysterically

Corey Casey
Holy shit dude…

Jason suddenly reappears…carrying a sledgehammer

Jason Hawk
MOVE!

Corey moves out of the way just in time. Jason swings the sledgehammer and breaks the door open. Alison screams and Chuck starts laughing hysterically.

Alison Williams
WHAT THE FUCK?!

Jason finishes breaking the door open. Chuck continues laughing as Alison grabs her clothes and runs out of the closet

Alison Williams
WHO THE FUCK ARE ALL OF YOU?!

Chuck grabs his pants and puts them over his cock. He then stands up and walks over to the broken door

Corey Casey
Ladies and gentlemen…the co-founder of IWF…Chuck Matthews

The studio audience claps loudly. Chuck smiles and waves

Chuck Matthews
A live audience? Really?

Jason Hawk laughs

Jason Hawk
Great…we’re in a new home and are on the very first PEEP SHOW…and we’re already on re-runs…

Chuck looks up at the TV and remembers that it is on

Chuck Matthews
Oh good the TV was on

Corey Casey
Wait…you knew about the TV?

Chuck shrugs

Chuck Matthews
My original sex tape from King of the Throne two years ago got melted in the fire…so I had to make a new one!

Corey Casey


Jason Hawk


Chuck waves to the studio audience

Chuck Matthews
Be sure to join us next time on the Alison Williams PEEP SHOW!

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