Corey Casey The Avenger


Posts: 863 Join date: 2011-03-01 Age: 24
Wrestler Stats IWF Record: 26-12-1 Alignment: In Between
 | Subject: FIRST EVER IWF PEEP SHOW! Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:15 pm | |
| ALISON WILLIAMS PEEP SHOW!SPECIAL EDITION!
Scene opens up on Corey Casey and Jason Hawk sitting at a desk. Behind them is the Alison Williams PEEP SHOW logo! Corey CaseyWelcome to the very first edition of the Alison Williams PEEP SHOW here in our new home IWF!Jason hawk looks from the logo to Corey Jason HawkWait, what the hell are you doing here?! I normally host this segment with Chuck!Corey shrugs his shoulders Corey Casey I have no idea where Chuck is. All I know is that I got a call saying that the PEEP SHOW was going to IWF and that no one could find Chuck so they needed me to fill inJason HawkWhy the hell would they call you?! You aren’t funny! You haven’t even slept with Alison like me and Chuck have!Corey CaseyWell, i would say that would make me the best candidate for the jobJason HawkHow does that work?!Corey shrugs Corey CaseyI don’t have herpes yet!Jason Hawk flips Corey off Jason HawkFUCK YOU!Corey CaseyAt least I didn’t get blown up!Corey laughs and stands up Corey CaseyANYWAYS…IWF’s PEEP SHOW has a number of improvements! First of all, the closet that we have is actually in front of you…THE LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE!The camera turns around and shows a packed house of fans all clapping and cheering Jason HawkGood thing RMac isn’t here! This is definitely not going to be rated PGCorey CaseyBut the biggest improvement this time is… the introduction of A NEW CLOSET!Corey walks over to a large section of blue velvet curtain. He grabs a long golden rope and pulls the rope. The blue velvet curtain suddenly lifts and a large closet is shown Jason HawkThis new closet has double re-enforced walls and shag carpeting for that “porn movie” feel!All of a sudden, loud moans are heard from within the closet Alison WilliamsUGH! IT’S BEEN TOO LONG!Jason jumps excitedly to his feet and runs over to the closet door Jason HawkWell Casey, since you’re new, let me tell you how this next part works!Jason places his hand lightly on the door handle Jason HawkI think it’s time we…Corey CaseyTOOK A PEEP!Jason HawkI get the feeling you’ve seen the show beforeJason Hawk tries to open the closet door…but the door is locked Jason HawkWhat the fuck!Jason struggles with the door handle but it’s locked. Alison’s voice is heard moaning again from inside the closet Alison WilliamsI’ve missed being on the king's throne!Corey shoves Jason out of the way Corey CaseyLet me tryCorey Casey tries to get the door open but he, too, can’t get it open. Jason HawkI told you!As Corey struggles to get the door open, a flat screen TV slowly lowers from the ceiling. The TV suddenly turns on and shows Alison Williams straddling someone who is sitting on a chair. Alison WilliamsOh…it's been awhile since i did the GM Position…Corey and Jason look at each other Corey CaseyWait a minute…Alison arches her back, revealing the face of the man she is fucking… Jason HawkCHUCK MATTHEWS?!Jason runs off screen. Corey starts laughing hysterically Corey CaseyHoly shit dude…Jason suddenly reappears…carrying a sledgehammer Jason HawkMOVE!Corey moves out of the way just in time. Jason swings the sledgehammer and breaks the door open. Alison screams and Chuck starts laughing hysterically. Alison WilliamsWHAT THE FUCK?!Jason finishes breaking the door open. Chuck continues laughing as Alison grabs her clothes and runs out of the closet Alison WilliamsWHO THE FUCK ARE ALL OF YOU?!Chuck grabs his pants and puts them over his cock. He then stands up and walks over to the broken door Corey CaseyLadies and gentlemen…the co-founder of IWF…Chuck MatthewsThe studio audience claps loudly. Chuck smiles and waves Chuck MatthewsA live audience? Really?Jason Hawk laughs Jason HawkGreat…we’re in a new home and are on the very first PEEP SHOW…and we’re already on re-runs…Chuck looks up at the TV and remembers that it is on Chuck MatthewsOh good the TV was onCorey CaseyWait…you knew about the TV?Chuck shrugs Chuck MatthewsMy original sex tape from King of the Throne two years ago got melted in the fire…so I had to make a new one!Corey Casey Jason Hawk Chuck waves to the studio audience Chuck MatthewsBe sure to join us next time on the Alison Williams PEEP SHOW! _________________ @BobbiliciousOne Its people like @CoreyCaseyIWF that make efedding an un enjoyable chore. He seriously needs to grow up and get a life! #OOCTweet @BMacdonald87 Funny, I enjoy efedding thanks in part to @CoreyCaseyIWF #DontBashIfYouDontKnowHim [21:24:20] Dan Alexander : Well the basic rule is [21:24:27] Dan Alexander : If CC tells you not to do it [21:24:29] Dan Alexander : don't do it [21:24:44] Dan Alexander : you can get away with stuff from anyone else [21:24:51] Dan Alexander : but you do not want CC on your bad side |
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