This Is It. Ima Do It Up.

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You see ever since I was part of wrestling, people be doubting me and shit.
Tellin me Ima get ma ass whooped, and that I wouldn't last a week. Its
been tough. I've had ma fair share of losses in the past.

I've gotten ma ass handed to me in the past, and I've quit in the past.
Legit quit. I walked out many times, many times of them reasons were
cause I just had all these losses, and confidence wasn't there.

Right now Im fighting for a shot to tell people who I am and that Im
right here. Im fighting this match to tell people "in yo face". Im fightin
someone who will bring it.

Ma opponent, is Chuck Matthews.

I've wanted to knockout someone like Chuck all ma life. I wanted to do so,
just to get some respect, just to get some people talking about me. I wanted
to fight the top dogs.

In ma opinion though, Chuck aint what he used to be. This is close to what
I've always wanted, but Im still going to take this match like its Chuck of his
prime. Im comin into this match training for the BEST Chuck Matthews that has
ever entered a wrestling ring.

You see, I have ma fair share of haters and bitches who just doubt on me and lose
money bettin on ma opponents, and just ranting about how Im one sided, how Im
overrated and overhyped. Fact is, I do ma best when ma back is on the wall and
theres no where to run.

Hate on me, but you gotta agree with that.

I do ma best when Im the underdog. I do ma best when people think Im going
to get killed. I do ma best when nobody believes in me.

Connor O'Shannon. Former High Impact Champion. He was ma first big
match here in the IWF. I passed the test, whooped his ass. He hit me with
one of the hardest punches ever. I thought ma face was broken but I kept
going. He hit me with his "Irish Hand Grenade" and I took it, and I gave him
one of my own, I gave him a swag out.. and he couldn't take it, he dropped like
they all do, and I won the match, passed the test with flying colors.

My next big match was Corey Casey. Tag Team Match. I wont name out
his partner because his partner was shit and his partner I've knocked out way
too many damn times, you know who you are nigga, but anyways, Corey Casey,
former IWF Champion. I beat his ass, knocked him out, and scored a dominant
main event victory.

The next one was against Nick Ridicule. This was the biggest. Nick wasn't
washed up, he wasn't out of his prime. If anything he was better than his prime.
He defeated Corey Casey, and won his other match, and was the #1 Contender
for the Full Throttle Championship. He beat me once, and this was really important
to me. People said he would destroy me. People said he would do whatever he wants
to me. I listened to them, nodded my head, just said the words "ok we'll see", and
I whooped his ass. Jason Hawk can say he retired Nick. Se7en can say he retired
Nick. I believe I retired Ridicule. I beat him with his winning streak, I knocked him
out more than once. I was singing motherfuckin autographs while kicking his ass.
I broke his will, and I softended him up for Jason and the group of trannies,
Se7en.

Now its ma fourth big match. I got Chuck Matthews. Im countin this as a big
match even though I think Chuck is way too old, and way too past his prime
because of his name, because of what hes done in the sport. This is why I
count it as a big match.

I feel good. I feel confident. I feel as if Im going to run right through him.

Thats not me hypin up the fight, that aint me tryna get people excited or
tryna play mind games with Chuck. This is me bein 100% honest, and me
bein 100% confident in the fact that I can knock out anyone in the IWF, and
I can beat anyone in the IWF, and I can do whatever to whoever in the IWF.

I already have been way more successful than Chuck here in the IWF.
This aint the NLWF. Chuck may have been considered special and shit down
in the Land of No Limits, but here, he nothin but a washed up old man.

While he was sitting his ass on the commentary table for weeks and weeks
here in the IWF, like a little pussy, I've been ranked #1 in IWF, I was on a
four fight win streak, and I was the reigning Full Throttle Champion that
seemed unstoppable. I was considered to be one of the most feared men
in sports wrestling at that time. It wasn't even that long ago.

To be honest.. I feel I still am pretty feared up in this mothafucka.

Ma longest winning streak were 4 fights. It may seem like nothing but
man I wouldn't be surprised if its one of the longest in IWF. Winning streaks
are hard to keep, expecially with the competition these days.

Right now Im on a three fight winning streak, I go back to that tear, and I
go back to that four fight winning streak, after this Saturday when I knockout
Chuck Matthews.

Chuck dont impress me these days. He got a draw off of Dan Alexander, and he
lost to Dan Alexander. I beat Dans ass. I knocked Dans ass out. I beat the fuck
out of Dan and made him bleed more than Ashleys ass when I was fuckin that hole.

Aight... maybe that wasn't the best comparison but what Im really tryna say is...
Chuck Matthews, I fucked yo daughter, I fucked her good, she liked it, I asked her
"whos yo daddy", and she said, "yo James Shark, your my daddy". Chuck Matthews,
I fucked yo daughter, and she called me papa.

I want you to take those words, and I want you to use them. Use them to train
hard. Use them to get yourself together.

I want you to do this, cause people may think that us pro wrestlers arnt fans of
other wrestlers but nigga, Im a fan of the "Prime" Chuck Matthews. Im a fan of
people like King Hardcore, and people that just went in there and excited the
fans. I want the old Chuck Matthews, the Chuck Matthews that auctually won
a fuckin match...

I dont want to be one of those guys that got a win over the slow, old, boring
and washed up Chuck Matthews.

If I beat you this Saturday, and its not a war, Im not even gonna brag about
it. Im gonna take whats mine, which is that victory, and Ill never talk about
it again, cause I dont wanna be one of those motherfuckers, and I dont
think a win like that will even take me anywhere.

Im not going to be like our paper champ Dan Alexander, bragging about
easy victories. He even bragged about his debut win, and his debut win
was filled with goofy ass losers. Half of those losers dont even wrestle in
the IWF anymore.

Chuck, your ma road to Dan. Your ma road to Dan and that championship
belt dog. I want that belt, Im hungry for it. Right now, someone is holding
what I want, and that someone dont even desereve that title, let alone,
an attention of a champion.

That motherfucker got laid for the first time in his whole life just last
week. I dont even know why he posted a promo of him having sex...,
it was kind of emberassing, its like he didn't no what to do with his
small penis and he just didn't know how to use it and shit. It was just
really awkward.

But anyways, I might be getting a little bit carried away doee..

I want you to know my attention is on you. I may be talking about
Championship belts, I may be talking about opponents, Dan, and
running right through you, but Chuck. I never underestimate an
opponent. I undestimated Nick Ridicule in IWF, and I lost. I made
the correction, put all my attention on him, fought with ma back
against the wall, and whooped him.

I love this matchup.

It doesn't even matter if Im right and you are washed up
or if your 100%.

Fact is if you are washed up, this win over you, this big
knockout over you... its going to look FUCKING PROPER on
ma resume homie.

Fact #2 is... if your 100%, this win over you, this big
knockout over you... its going to make my career SKYROCKET
motherfucker.

Im going to be Champ soon, Im going to do ma thang and
be back in movies, Im going to be on the cover of more
magazines, maan, Ill probobly even become president.

And believe me when I say, Ima paint that white house black.

So Chuck just remember. With all this confidence, I dont
want you to think Im looking past you. Or getting excited for
the future after our match. All my focus is on you. I asked for
something like this, Im on the spot now.

If I lose this match... its over.

If I lose, I opened my mouth, I got a main event spot, and I
couldn't live up to it. I will have to eat my words, and remember
this loss for the rest of ma life.

It aint happenin that way, it just wont. I aint gon let
a loss haunt me ever again.

Im coming to destroy you, hunt you down, swing ma fists like
never before, and throw the wildest shit at you that will have
you shocked. Nigga Im coming to knock your ass out, steal
your fans, steal your fame, and put your ass back in the
commentary table.

This weekend is my birthday, and after I beat you, Ashley
is going to be popping out of ma birthday cake, and Ima make
her swallow ma cum and take that 12 inch good.

That aint even ma birthday present...

Ma birthday present is your name on ma resume, your name
on ma resume saying that I knocked you the fuck out.

Better not run....