Undressing & Bullshit

UNDRESSING & BULLSHIT
Battle Grounds XI
EXPOSING THE BITCHES TRAINING BRAS AND GRANNY PANTIES
Roleplay One

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Things have just gone so wild ever since I made my debut.

Why wouldn't it be?, me and Latoya made our debuts, we were the underdogs and
we defeated Vincent Van Rose and Kable. Two top IWF Stars, defeated by "Sharkys Bitches".

I dont think anyone expected us to auctually win, but we did. We shut them haters up and
we made a name for ourseleves. I was off last week, so Latoya had a match with James, a tag
team match against Ashley Matthews and Syco-Angel. Once again Latoya didn't dissapoint. Shark
and her won, and Latoya proved to be just as dominant as my husband, as she hit her finisher on
Ashley in the opening 15 seconds of the match.

Since Latoya had that week, I had the week off, and I partied hard. A one week to celebrate my
debut. It was wild. It really was. Im still abit hungover as I speak right now. However now that I
have another match, its just back to work.

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THURSDAY JULY 7th 2011
JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE

The scene opened on the set of Jimmy Kimmel live. Everyone was clapping and cheering to see Jimmy
Kimmel sitting down with a big smile on his face. The vibe in the place was just another one. Everyone
seemed so excited and so filled with joy. Jimmy Kimmel stood up and looked over at the doorway rubbing
his hands. He looked over at the mexican secruity guard.

JIMMY KIMMEL
Guillermo are you excited buddy??

Guillermo appeared out of the dark with a huge smile on his face, clapping. Everyone laughed to see
him so anxious. He nodded his head a few times, his smile not going way.

GUILLERMO
Oh yes. Yes, very excited. Yes.

Jimmy Kimmel laughed out loud and so did everyone else. He walked over to the center of the stage and
kept looking at the doorway, then back at the audience.

JIMMY KIMMEL
Well our next guest, is supposedly known as the most wanted woman on the planet. You could
see her beating people up in the IWF ring or at home on youtube talking garbage and what not..

The fans laughed and clapped louder.

JIMMY KIMMEL
Ladies and Gentlemen please say hello to LILLIAN SHARK!



"Peice of Me" by Britney Spears began to play as Lillian Shark walked out of
the doors waving at the audience. The audience began to cat call Lillian, whistle,
clap and cheer all at the same time.

Jimmy Kimmel walked over to Lillian and gave her a hug. He sat back down at
the desk, and Lillian took a seat as they both waited for the audience to settle down.

JIMMY KIMMEL
LILLIAN FUCKNG SHARK Ladies and Gentlemen!!!

The audience laughed out loud and cheered even more. Lillian got out of her seat
and took a few bows as a joke then sat back down.

JIMMY KIMMEL
Now notice how I just said your name... your an IWF diva, and its funny because before you
and Latoya came along, there was only Mercy Thompson, Alison Williams and Loca Rosci, and
a few others that dont have big names, but anyways, Alison was the most important out of the
divas. She was the most talked about, the most loved, everyone wanted to just... I dont know...
lets say people would just go crazy if that woman just said your name...

The audience laughed and Lillian nodded, agreeing.

JIMMY KIMMEL
But now it seems that things have changed because now, your the most talked about, your
the most wanted apperently, and we've heard rumours that backstage in the IWF, you've practically
have stolen Alisons spotlight back there. To the point where everyone comes up to you, and Alison
is now left alone these days, is that true? ahaha because then I would have to laugh because Im sorry
but, its just so funny if you did that!

Lillian laughed shaking her head and got comfortable on the seat.

LILLIAN SHARK
Well its true to a certain extent...., I do believe that I have stolen her spotlight abit..., I believe I am
the hottest girl in the IWF roster..

The audience cheered and began to whistle again as Lillian smiled.

LILLIAN SHARK
Haha, but there are still people that come up to her. Its not like shes alone but, theres a few losers that
come up to her now. To be honest I still dont know why, I dont even know why she was talked about or
what the big deal was.. or is about that girl. Really I dont..

JIMMY KIMMEL
Well for one.... shes incredibly HOT!

LILLIAN SHARK
Ok ok... yea shes pretty. Ill give her that. If you ignore all the pounds of makeup she has on her face,
shes pretty... but what else?

JIMMY KIMMEL
Hahahahahah oh my goodness. You, James Shark and Latoya man..... I love you guys. The trash you
talk is just... I love it. Its great.

LILLIAN SHARK
Its not trash talking. We do trash talk ALOT. We do it because it hypes up the fans, we do it because
it pisses our opponents off, but here I am and Im not trash talking here. I think this girl is a slut, I think
it should turn off alot of men, knowing that if they sleep with this girl, its like they're sleeping with 50,000
other guys. Not to mention shes really fake...

JIMMY KIMMEL
Well we all know shes a total whore....

The audience laughed, some guy in the audience began a "We Love Whores" chant but nobody went
along with it as the audience just laughed louder.

JIMMY KIMMEL
How is she fake though?

Lillian took a deep breathe as if there were alot of reasons. The audience laughed along with it.

LILLIAN SHARK
You know people come up to me sometimes, like when they're mad at me or something and they
want to make fun of me... so they say things like, Well your kind of chubby, and all you have is a big ass,
but Alison, shes fit, shes got a great body, awesome legs, and big boobs.

The audience cheered also laughing as Jimmy Kimmel smiled, looking interested in where this
was going.

LILLIAN SHARK
But its funny because, Alisons boobs are fake. Whats funny is the bitch doesn't even have Silicon.
Silicon is the expensive ones for things like fake boobs. She carries the saline. Which is the cheap
circle ones... and those are just sooo sooo fake. You look at Alisons pictures, theres a noticable dent
in between her chest where the skin was pulled for the implants. So this goes back to what I was saying,
I dont understand whats the big fuss about her. Shes a whore, her personality is a typical slutty bitchy
one, and shes got fake boobs.

JIMMY KIMMEL
Hahahaha I am loving every bit of this!, please, can you share more??

The audience laughed at how interested Jimmy was.

LILLIAN SHARK
Yea, shes not even a real blonde. She was born a brunette...

JIMMY KIMMEL
hahahahahahaha, oh my goodness. I am going to invite you on this show
every single week, and your job is going to be to get the scoop on any of the celebrtities
that I just hate.

LILLIAN SHARK
Haha... ok, I can do that.

JIMMY KIMMEL
Would you like to see Lillian on this show every week ladies and gentlemen??

Jimmy asked the audience and they responded with huge cheers as Lillian smiled and blew a kiss at them.

JIMMY KIMMEL
Now Lillian, we have someone here who was very excited to see you.

LILLIAN SHARK
Oh really??, who?

JIMMY KIMMEL
Everyones favorite short mexican secruity guard, Guillermo!!

The fans laughed out loud as Jimmy pointed at the doors, Lillian turned around to see Guillermo
smiling. Looking all red to be put on the spot.



LILLIAN SHARK
He looks like a tomato with a moustache!

The audience laughed at Lillians remark as Jimmy burst out laughing and Guillermo got
even more red.

JIMMY KIMMEL
Poor Guillermo!, haha I mean he kept asking me when I would invite you on this show, he
was excited about this moment, he was just jumping up and down a few moments ago, this
morning he just wouldn't stop talking about you and "A tomato with a moustache" is all he
gets, ahaha.

The audience laughed but some people made an "aweeee" noise.

LILLIAN SHARK
Well maybe if I was Alison, he would get some snuggle time or something.

Guillermo shook his head and waved his finger and walked a few steps towards the stage.

GUILLERMO
No Lillian, Alison dont like people like me because I am a little bit big.

Lillian smiled but made a face and looked over at Jimmy. Jimmy realized Lillian didn't
understand what he meant so he whispered "fat" into Lillians ears.

LILLIAN SHARK
Oh no no, no Guillermo, your fine. Alison loves big people. Its just her fake personality,
she loves big people so much that she puts on an act in the IWF with her fat jokes and
her rants on fat people, but oh no your fine, just fine, big people like you are her favorites.

Lillian gave Guillermo a thumbs up and the audience laughed again.

JIMMY KIMMEL
I understand there was a picture you wanted to show us

LILLIAN SHARK
Yes, yes there is, and it goes back to what I was saying about Alison and fat guys.

JIMMY KIMMEL
This should be good....

Again the audience laughed at Jimmys expression as he rubbed his hands together
showing his excitement. The audience and everyone else looked up at the screen.
A picture came up with Alison and a fat guy, side by side together.



JIMMY KIMMEL
Oh... my... is that Alison Williams??

LILLIAN SHARK
Hard to recognize her without her 30 pounds of makeup right?

FEMALE VOICE
EXCUSE ME?? 30 POUNDS OF MAKEUP????

The audience brought there attention to the doors. Standing there was a female shadow figure.
The audience cheered loudley thinking that it was Alison, however Latoya Banks dressed up as
Alison, and wearing a blonde wig walked down towards the stage. Lillian got up and they got
in eachothers face as Jimmy Kimmel could not stop laughing.