Subject: Nigga You Just Went Full Retard Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:05 pm
NIGGA YOU JUST WENT FULL RETARD Battle Grounds XII THIS IS MY TITLE SHOT __________________________________________________________________________
Monday July 11th 2011 THE PHONE CALL
The sex was good. It was more than good. It was amazing. Best foursome ever. That ice cream girl sure was annoying, but she gave me the nicest ride. Her orgasim just filled the room with excitement. Now here I was. The next day, and I wasn't sure if a week had gone by or maybe even a year. It felt as if we had sex forever.
I turned to my left to see Latoya. Her breasts looked so nice. She looked so beautiful in her sleep. I then turned to my right to see Lillian. She was faced down so I couldn't see her breasts but I could see her famous booty. It was to die for. I looked up at the cieling and took a deep breathe.
JAMES SHARK Fucking SWAG
I guess I was abit too loud because Lillian turned. I turned towards her and our lips met. She then turned to face the cieling. Now I could see her beautiful round breasts. She also took a deep breathe.
LILLIAN SHARK That was AMAZING
I smiled and nodded my head, coming closer towards her, kissing her neck, hoping to find round 2. I whispered into her ear.
JAMES SHARK Ye... you are.
She quickly moved away, and looked at me with a weird look on her face. That wasn't exactly the reaction I was expecting.
LILLIAN SHARK No... I was talking about the sex, not myself.
I kind of forgot Lillian had this problem. I never remembered her being like this. Ever since she returned into my life, shes been acting a little bit "blonde". She was stupid. I shook my head and smiled and backed away, hoping to turn to my left and see Latoya laughing at Lillian, hoping to see her awake so I could have some round 2 with her.
As I turned I could see that she was still in the same position. She looked passed out or something. I turned back to face the cieling and then I wondered if I could start round 2 with Icecream girl. I didn't see her in the bed though.
JAMES SHARK Wheres that gyaldem yall picked up from that icecream parlor?
I could hear Lillian laughing. Why was she laughing at me?, she probably didn't even know where the chick was.
LILLIAN SHARK James. She got up and she as you would say, "Dipset". She had to go back to the ice cream parlor duh. Remember?, she works there?, therefore she had to go back to work, WHICH MEANS she couldn't stay here in bed with us because shes an ice cream girl, and ice cream girls must go to their ice cream shop, to sereve ice cream to people who like.... want ice cream or something.
After hearing all that come out of Lillians mouth, I turned towards her and gave her a blank stare.
JAMES SHARK Were you always like this...?
She looked confused, but then it looked like she got an idea of what I was talking about, but chances are, she doesn't.
LILLIAN SHARK Duhh
I turned back to face the cieling, but then something crossed my mind. Yesterday was Sunday. Now my stomach turned and I felt sick. If today was Monday I could be screwed. Better yet if Monday passed, I was screwed. Monday was suppose to be the start of my training for Corey. I was suppose to get up super early and start off the training.
If it was early, and it was still morning. I could be saved.
I got out of bed quickly. I was so fucking screwed. I wasted so much time. I got out of bed so quick that I accidently kicked Latoya out of the bed. Her ragdoll body fell straight onto the floor and made a loud noise. With all the thoughts going through my head I didn't even notice.
I quickly began looking for some clothes to put on. Lillian crawled onto the other side of the bed and looked at Latoya who was on the floor, still "sleeping".
LILLIAN SHARK Uhhhhh Jamieeeeeeeee ?
JAMES SHARK Not now nigga!
LILLIAN SHARK I think you.... I think you actually fucked Latoya unconcious. Wow!, so the legend of the 12 inch is true!, this is so cool!, Im like... apart of history right now!, WOW!
I ignored everything she said. At this point all I could hear was mumbling. I got some pants on, and was now looking for a shirt. You know what?, fuck the shirt. What I need to do is go downstairs and look at my training schedule and see if I can get things worked out.
I turned around, but Lillian was in my way. She was blocking the door. Her arms were crossed. She had that look on her face. That jealous look.
LILLIAN SHARK Why didn't you fuck me unconcious? WHY?, WHY LATOYA? Im like... your wife or something.
JAMES SHARK DOG!, I dont got time for this!, I gotta train for this bitch nigga Corey Casey!
JAMES SHARK GET....OFF......MA.....MOTHA....FUCKIN......DICK.....DOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I quickly saw a small little opening and made my way passed her. She didn't bother coming after me. I made my way down the stairs and into the kitchen. I thought I had a training schedule up on the fridge like I usually did, but all I could see was an old one, the one for Chuck Matthews. I grabbed it and threw it out. I quickly began looking for it.
I couldn't find it anywhere. I made my way to the living room and began looking through the papers that were stacked under the television set. Nothing.
All of a sudden Lillian came towards me. I turned to see her holding a lifeless Latoya Banks. She placed Latoya on the couch and kissed her on the forehead.
JAMES SHARK You auctually carried the gyaldem all the way down the stairs..?
LILLIAN SHARK Duhh..
JAMES SHARK Whyd you bring her down here doe ?
LILLIAN SHARK Because I wasn't going to leave her on the dirty floor upstairs like... HELLO ??
JAMES SHARK Why didn't you just pick her up and put her on the bed..?
Her mouth opened with shock. She then smiled and nodded her head.
LILLIAN SHARK Wow... I never thought of that. Good thinking Jamiee Poo!
She turned around and started to pick up Latoya again.
JAMES SHARK Dog what are you doing?
LILLIAN SHARK Like... trying to take her to the bed.
JAMES SHARK Why dont you just leave Gyaldem on the couch?
LILLIAN SHARK JAMES MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND PLEASE. KAY THANKS!
All of a sudden her cell phone rang. I shook my head and gave her my back as I began to look for my training schedule. She walked into the kitchen but I could still hear her.
LILLIAN SHARK Hello? Yes.. I think this is Lillian. Confirmation? Well Confirmation for what? Wrestling Match? No Im not booked this week. Oh for a houseshow? Oh yeah I remember. TOMMOROW? Um... Hold on a second.
She began to signal me to come to the kitchen. Jesus christ. I stopt what I was doing and began to walk towards the kitchen. She urged me to hurry up. I got to her.
LILLIAN SHARK James can you PLEASE make an excuse for me??. I booked myself in a houseshow event, the main event, I booked it a week ago and I totally forgot about it. I cant make it. I can, but I don't want to. I mean my anus really hurts from your dick, and Im kind of sore all over. Can you please talk to this guy and tell him that I can't make it??
JAMES SHARK
LILLIAN SHARK What??
JAMES SHARK You have this motherfucker on hold or something right?
LILLIAN SHARK .....noo ?
JAMES SHARK Then why the fuck are you still holding the phone against your ear?
She froze. I shook my head and sat down watching her. This would be interesting.
LILLIAN SHARK Um... did you hear me? Everything? Everything Everything? or just Everything? I think theres a big difference.... OK well what part did you hear? what part of everything? all of it? which part specificly? OK. No need to give me attitude jeez. You could've just said the whole thing... No its not the same thing... OK calm down, I know Its my fualt. Look I have an idea ok...
She was smart enough to put the phone on her chest this time.
LILLIAN SHARK James can we put Latoya in?
JAMES SHARK No... dont be stupid.
LILLIAN SHARK JAMES!. ughhh why not??
JAMES SHARK Gyaldem is knocked the FUCK out.
LILLIAN SHARK ....they wont notice.
JAMES SHARK Man just gimme the phone.
I got up and grabbed her cellphone off of her. I had an idea. I couldn't find my training schedule, and at this point, Im starting to think I never even made one. So I thought about something.
Maybe if I come into this Main Event match tommorow for this houseshow event. It could be counted as training. My reflexes would be up good, and I would have the advantage over Casey by being in the ring just a couple of days before.
JAMES SHARK Yo waddup. Who this?, nigga this is James Shark. Ye real talk. I aint lying homie, this is me. Aight so the deal with Lillian.. Nah b shes gonna have to pull out. Trust, I got you a better offer. Me. Yes me. Me in yo Main Event match. Ye, I aint lyin homie. I do got a match against Casey, this houseshow will help me. For real. You can get me a good match? who? 10 people? Damn b. Gauntlet match? Fuckin swag, Im in. You tell those 10 motherfuckers to not blink. Aight, Ill see you tommorow then. Peace.
Ten guys against me. This would be the ultimate training session. I smiled and was about to return the phone to Lillian but I noticed she wasn't around me. I walked back into the living room to see Latoya waking up and Lillian right infront of her.
LATOYA BANKS Woah... Lillian?, why am I on the couch.. what happened to the foursome?
Lillian shrugged.
LILLIAN SHARK Well you wanted to go on the couch. It was only a threesome. You missed out, and guess what?, SHARK FUCKED ME UNCONCIOUS!
Wow what to say what to say. After your recent promo I really... I really dont know where to start.
I auctually think Ill get to that later, what I will do however is... well I think Im going to do what I do best. Talk shit. Something you obviously dont know how to do.
You lost control in that promo and you could tell I got in your head. You brought up a match that was in 2009, how come you didn't bring up that match when we faced eachother a couple of months ago at Battle Grounds: The Last Stand?
Ill tell you why, cause I didn't get in your head. Its okay though, thanks for exposing how "confident" you really are *cough* scared *cough*
But really, Ill get back to your promo later, right now, Im going to go back to talking the most shit... as usual, just so I can look forward to the intensity of backing every word up this Saturday....
I believe Im in the run to be champion.
This match is a rubber match. I beat you. You beat me. I already knocked your ass out. Left you out cold, left you sleeping, left you drooling, left you counting sheep.
I beat everyone there is to beat, I mean, after I beat you, there really is nobody left. I believe this match is the last match I will have before that rematch with Dan Alexander for the championship. I really do.
Im looking for quality fights to get me to that title shot. I do believe this is the last quality fight I need though. Your name is quality but your wrestling skills arn't what they used to be, so I wouldn't call your wrestling skills quality no more.
Just like Chuck, your a has-been, and your name is gonna look fuckin proper on ma resume.
It goes back to me calling myself the NLWF Killer. At this point in your career I consider you a joke. Just look at half the shit you say in your promo, almost all of it is a complete joke just like you.
Back in the NLWF you were great, no doubt, but here... here your not. Here Im the fucking King, and your the little bitch who wipes the dust off of my crown.
This Saturday I just want to go out there and show my skills to the world. Show them what Im made of, and shut the haters up. I wanna show the world that I can do it all. I wanna show errrbody that I aint no one trick pony.
Casey I could submit you and make you tap like a bitch if I wanted to. Believe me I could. I just dont want to. I choose to keep matches standing up for two reasons. Reason number one, how awkward would I, James Shark look, doing a figure four, or a sharpshooter or a triangle choke?, I would look Chad Mason awkward. Thats awkward as fuck. Second reason is, making someone tap isnt the same as knocking someones ass out.
At the end of the day I dont want motherfuckers coming up to me and saying "Oh I got caught in a submission, it wont happen again"
What can a bitch say when they get knocked the fuck out?, I dont know, maybe nothing. Just look at Corey Caseys promo ladies and gentlemen. After you get knocked the fuck out, you can do what he did, not mention it, and literally pretend it never happened.
If you and me were in a boxing match... I would knock your ass out through the fucking ropes. Infact.... I treat every wrestling match like a boxing match anyway dont I?, so scratch out what I just said, I think I meant to say, this Saturday, Im going to knock your ass out through the ropes.
Im going to play your game, and Im going to torture you.
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Subject: Re: Nigga You Just Went Full Retard Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:12 pm
The scene opened in the stage of MMA Heat. The program featured MMA Reporter Karyn Bryant, UFC Figther Forrest Griffin and MMA Reporter Ariel Helwani. Behind them was a big picture of James Shark. In the background was a IWF Houseshow arena.
When the MMA Heat theme music died off, it was Karyn Bryant who began the introductions.
KARYN BRYANT Karyn Bryant here with MMA Heat. Alongside Ariel Helwani and the always entertaining, Forrest Griffin.
Forrest and Ariel smiled at the camera nodding their heads.
KARYN BRYANT We have alot to talk about. UFC 133 Main Event has now been changed. Phil Davis is out, hes injured, he cannot compete. Therefore "Suga" Rashad Evans will now take on "The Hunigton Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz who is coming off an impressive destruction over top contender Ryan Bader. Alot of other MMA news made headlines this week but before we get into that, lets talk about IWF Star James Shark
Forret Griffin raised his hand, interupting.
FORREST GRIFFIN You know, its funny. This show is called MMA Heat, but yet, one of the topics on this show has always been about James Shark, who is a professional wrestler.
Ariel nodded his head agreeing.
ARIEL HELWANI I know what you mean and the reason for that is, James Shark is so close to the MMA Community. He did some underground MMA before becoming a pro wrestler, and he had his MMA Debut in Strikeforce not too long ago, when he knocked out the former Strikeforce Light-Heavyweight Champion King Mo Lawal. Did you see that fight Forrest?
Forrest shrugged.
FORREST GRIFFIN How could I miss it?, I saw it, I wasn't impressed by it. James Shark has always been one of those guys with heavy hands and its the only reason he is considered "something" in life. The dude is a total douchebag, hes an asshole. I don't like him, Im not a fan of his, and thats why Im calling it out on the show. I dont agree with him being a topic on an MMA program because the moron doesn't know a thing about MMA, let alone professional wrestling.
Karyn smiled, paying attention to Griffin.
KARYN BRYANT Well Forrest, did you ever meet the guy?
FORREST GRIFFIN Have I met him?, yeah. Like you guys said, hes close to the MMA Community. I met him at the last UFC event, UFC 132. He was sitting near me actually. He came up to me asked me for an autograph. Okay. He seemed like a cool guy, you know?, I said sure. I asked him if he had something I could sign, he gave me a napkin. A little weird. I looked up at him, because I thought he was kidding, but he looked down at me with the most serious face ever, and I signed it for him, whatever. I signed it, he took it, and he spat his gum out on it, crumpled it up, and threw it away, then was like thanks, followed by the n word.
KARYN BRYANT That sounds like James Shark.
ARIEL HELWANI Well was there a confrontation?, did you get up and do something or lik-
FORREST GRIFFIN No no. I don't want to lose my job over some idiot. Like I never met the guy before and for him to disrespect me like that... thats just wrong. I let him go, and after thinking about it after the event, it really bothered me. In the moment, I kind of brushed it off, and I thought well whatever hes a pro wrestler, these guys are known for starting drama, but at the end of the night, I didn't see it as him causing drama, I saw it as him disrespecting me, and my fans.
KARYN BRYANT Would you be interested in a match with him?
FORREST GRIFFIN If your reffering to a MMA match. I would love it. I would sign that match in a heartbeat, I would sign it right now. Im just a dog, I fight. I would love to get inside the octagon with James Shark and show him what MMA is all about. I would love it. Beating up a guy like James would mean the world to me. Theres a bunch of guys out there like James Shark who think they're untouchable, who think they're Gods gift to earth or something. Like hes on a winning streak isnt he?
ARIEL HELWANI 4 wins.
FORREST GRIFFIN Ok exactly, he gets four wins here and there, and all of a sudden he thinks he can just insult anyone. Ill tell you something right now, this guy was respected in the MMA Community, people loved his fight with King Mo, I enjoyed it aswell, but after this, the MMA Community is going to just hate this guy. Im a big deal in MMA, I helped bring this sport where it is today, for him to come up to me, out of nowhere and disrespect me like that with no intentions, he not only disrespected me, or my fans but he just disrespected MMA.
KARYN BRYANT So Forrest if James can get by his opponent this Saturday, you would be down to take him on inside the octagon?
FORREST GRIFFIN If he can get by the dude hes fighting this Saturday, Im open for it. If he loses against the guy hes fighting, thats probably enough emberassment, but if he wants to get emberassed even more, than he knows where to find me, Ill be more than happy to do the job.
Karyn laughed as Ariel smiled.
ARIEL HELWANI So moving on to what we were about to discuss..., Tuesday Night, James Shark appeared in a IWF Houseshow. It was surprising. He showed up in the Main Event, to take on ten top prospects. The orginal main event was suppose to be Lillian Shark against the same woman that took on Latoya Banks a few weeks ago, the impressive, Scarola.
FORREST GRIFFIN What kind of a name is Scarola, and who names their daughter "Lillian"?
KARYN BRYANT James put on a show for the people in attendance. They were excited and it was a crazy main event. James knocked out every single person. Knocked them off of their feet. The Angels were on commentary, it was just one crazy main event. Crazy is just the word to describe it. After one person was knocked out, a new person would just run straight down the ramp, slide right into that ring, only to get knocked out even worse than the first person.
FORREST GRIFFIN How come stuff like that doesn't happen in MMA?, this is why Pro Wrestling gets so much shots from people around the world. Pro Wrestling is one of the most controversial sports out there. People say its fake, wrestlers have already came out, told the world that, "ok the matches are REAL but some of our promos are scripted". Then theres also people who have came out and said "I got paid alot of money to lose in some of my matches".
Karyn and Ariel ignored Griffins comments. It was obvious he was just trying to get a kick out of James Shark, hoping James was watching the show.
ARIEL HELWANI James will take on Corey Casey, the former IWF Champion. He'll take him on this Saturday on IWF Battle Grounds. Last week James knocked out Coreys friend, Coreys partner, legendary Chuck Matthews. Its going to be an interesting match, Corey Casey is going to be looking for some revenge, and he is going to be looking to steal Sharks confidence and stop Sharks winning streak.
KARYN BRYANT Not only that, but it will determine if Shark truly desereves the shot at the IWF Championship. This match will mean everything for him. I truly believe his performance will book his match for him at Heores Also Die. If he puts up a solid performance over a top dog in Corey Casey, he can very well be facing Dan just this next week for the championship, but if his performance isn't like his last four fights, then I believe hes going to be back where he started.
FORREST GRIFFIN When are we going to get into the MMA part about this show?
ARIEL HELWANI Not only that but James Shark and Corey Casey have done alot of talking coming into this fight on Saturday. Corey did something that Shark is very used to, he did alot of racial comments, he did some pictures, some fake clips. Shark responded by saying it didn't bother him, and that he would just do his "thang" by knocking Casey out and shutting him up.
KARYN BRYANT Yeah he even told Casey to continue with the jokes, but I do believe the video from NLWF got inside Sharks head abit. After that promo he seemed a bit bothered.
ARIEL HELWANI Yeah he did seem abit annoyed but it shouldn't get in his head. Karyn the video was from 2009. Shark has already defeated Corey Casey since then. If anything I think James Sharks first promo got in Coreys head. How come Corey Casey didn't bring up that video or bring up that win over Shark when they faced eachother at Battle Grounds: The Last Stand?, he brought it up after Shark humiliated him in his first promo.
KARYN BRYANT Do you really think he humiliated him?
ARIEL HELWANI I think we can both agree that Sharks first promo was the longest promo he has ever done, and part of that reason is, is because he talked so much trash in that promo. That was the largest amount of shit talking this man has done, and alot of people got a few laughs out of it with the whole "Upskirt" thing he mentioned.
FORREST GRIFFIN Well I think all three of us can agree that James Shark does his whole "big mouth" routine to everyone he faces. There is not one person he has faced where he said something like "I respect you, I dont know whos going to win", with James Shark its always like "I dont like you, shits personal, Im gonna knock you out". So as long as Casey knows that, which Im sure he does, he should be fine. Plus, you two bring up the match with Corey in 2009. James beat Casey with the help of Brandon Macdonald. It was a Tag Team Match for crying out loud. Casey dominated Shark in a triple threat match, and he showed the video because Shark went out to say he has never been dominated before. Shark is going to get his ass kicked.
ARIEL HELWANI Well it doesn't matter if they're in eachothers heads or not, and it doesn't matter who we think is going to win or lose, this is going to be a great match, and this is a very important match, the biggest main event match Shark has had yet.
KARYN BRYANT After James won the gauntlet match on Tuesday, he grabbed the microphone and said these words to Corey, and I quote : "Corey Casey, you like what you see?, all I could say now is your dunkno, your dun f'ing know"
FORREST GRIFFIN What does dunkno even mean?
ARIEL HELWANI Since the match on Tuesday, James went back to training in Wolfslair. Training alongside notable UFC Fighters, Middleweight Contender Michael Bisping, and Heavyweight Knockout Artist Chieck Kongo.
FORREST GRIFFIN Wolfslair is easily the worst camp.
KARYN BRYANT Forrest your the type of guy that is usually respectfull, calm, quiet, humble. We've never seen you like this.
FORREST GRIFFIN This guy disrespected me. Its not like we have a scheduled fight coming up, and he was just promoting it. We don't have a fight coming up, we don't even know eachother, we never even met eachother, and hes going to come up to me and disrespect me like that, infront of my friends and family, get the fuck out of here, this punk needs to be learned a lesson. If Casey doesn't do it, I will.
ARIEL HELWANI Well then this Saturday Im going to be rooting for Shark to win just so that I could see you two take eachother on.
FORREST GRIFFIN Even if a miracle does happen, and Shark wins, hes not going to sign the contract to take me on. He wont. Hes afraid.
KARYN BRYANT Well going back to the Wolfslair Topic. The camp brought back this video. A montage and clips of James Shark training hard for his matchup with Corey Casey, as James Shark stated in his promos, this is a "do or die" situation for him, if he loses, he believes he goes back to the bottom, if he wins, hes ontop of the world, 5 straight wins, and a title match infront of him, with a man he already has a win over.
You know Casey, that was a real cute promo you made. The fake little spelling bee. The little NLWF match from time ago, you talking to a stupider version of yourself and some weird guy, oh and your slut neice. It was overall a really cute promo nigga. Who could forget about the fake little picture of that black kid with his graduation outfit.
Do you usually carry pictures of random black kids you don't know with you?, Do you hide them under your ugly skirt Casey?. Its kind of creepy dont you think?, that nigga is probably scratching his head asking his mom "Mommy... how did this fruity ass white wrestler dude get that picture of me?"
You really are a joke. You just proved everything I said right. You just ran into a wall with that promo. You made things look real good for you Casey.... really you did.
I told everyone that I already knew what you were going to say in your upcoming promo, and it was as if that promo was taped and I saw it before hand, because everything I said you would say... you said.
I told the world you would make some cute punch lines of some black jokes, what did you do? you add in your little KFC remark.
I told the world you would talk out of your ass just like Chuck did, what did you do?, you talk about how Chuck is a nobody, when just last week, you and your boyfriends were talking about how Chuck would destroy me. You take out some random ass video footage of some black guy in a spelling bee, and you pull out a random ass picture of a black kid on graduation day.
When people told me "Corey Casey is fucked up", I really didn't think they were serious, but dog... you are fucked up... what the fuck is wrong witchu ??
Do you have hearing problems too?, like I know my promo hurt your feelings, which resulted in you losing control and going on a "dumbass rampage", stutering like a typical nervous white boy, and talking out of your ass, but really, did it hurt your feelings that much that you had to skip through almost all of it because you didn't want to get your feelings even more hurt?
I had to have said in my promo NUFF times that the fans can be idiots, that the fans can count me out as the underdog everytime just because of my name and just because of the way I act. Then you go out to your promo, and go...
"DUHHHHHH UHHHHHH JAMES SHARK I UHHHHH DID NOT SAY I WAS UHHHH GOING TO UHHH DUHHH UHHH RUN RIGHT THROUGH UHHH YOU, I DID NOT UHHH CALL YOU UHHH UNDERDOG UHHHH I DONT KNOW UHHH WHOS CALLING YOU DUHH UHH UNDERDOG BUT UHHHH MAYBE ITS YOUR UHHH ANGELS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YAA HAHA MAYBE YOUR ANGELS HAHAHA UHHHH DUHHH I NEVER SAID I WAS UHHH GOING TO UHHH RUN RIGHT THROUGH UHHH YO... OH I ALREADY SAID THIS UHHH HAHA"
Dumbass white boy, how many times do I have to say them fans are counting me out cause of yo name, cause of yo experience cause of ma name, cause of the way I act. Damn homie you a fuckin dumbass. Dont worry though, the fans arn't counting me out no more, after your last promo, you just proved that when I knocked your ass out a few months ago, I made you lose NUFF brain cells.
Speaking of knocking your ass out, its funny that you bring up that match from NLWF. Its funny how you remember beating me, a young stupid James Shark, but you dont remember me whooping your ass. Now before I take some of your time to show you this clip, allow me to introduce you to what is.... a typical WHITE BOY FAIL.
Long story short: the guys you’ve beaten in the last few weeks? They aren’t “The Lord” Corey Casey
You don’t stand a fucking chance You can’t beat me
Corey stands up and picks Brandon up. He goes to hit another Purifier. As he lifts Brandon up in the air, Shark runs in and punches Corey in the jaw hard, knocking him out
Anna - SWAG OUT!
"The Lord" Corey Casey, maybe "The Dumbass" Corey Casey, cause nigga, I stand here preaching bout how Im not the same James Shark from NLWF, what do you do?, you go, take a video thats from 2009, two thousand and fucking nine, 2009!, and you show the world. What have you accomplished by doing that?, when TEAM SWAG took you on, what year was that?, it was this year, 2011.
So really Casey, really. Get yo head in the game. If you come into the ring this Saturday with the thoughts that Im good ole "overhyped wrestler of the year" James Shark from NLWF, then your going to get knocked the fuck out by me AGAIN. Only this time, Im taking your head off and your not going to wake up. Im going to leave you in a motherfuckin coma.
Like look at all the things you've said in this promo you made. Half of it was just stupid bullshit, the other half was... well stupider bullshit. You sounded like an internet troll b. You just trolled me cause Im responding to it, and you just trolled the whole world because they're talking about what an idiot move that was.
Last time I checked I humiliated you, I made you my bitch, and I knocked your ass out.
What can you say to that?, Oh wait let me guess.
"Duhhh uhhhhhhhh you beat me but I uhhhhh beat you in like uhhhhh three seconds in uhhhhh NLWF duhhhhhh uhhhh it was uhhhhh I did it uhh cooler okaaaay"
Dumbass white boy, bring up something that isn't from the year of 2009. You cant. You cannot do it. Bring up one of my matches from 2011. You can but you don't want to.
2011 I've just been a differen't beast. Knocking out all your friends, I don't care if Se7en is no more, if Se7en was still around, me, James motherfuckin Shark would be considered Se7en's most hated.
I knocked all your friends out, I knocked you out, I was ranked #1 in IWF while you weren't even in the top 5. Im on a four fight win streak, just like I was a few months ago, and your not. So you have nothing on me bitch nigga.
This time around, Im going to humiliate you some more, but this time Im going to make you say my name. Im going to go as far as to make you call me Mr.Shark. Just like you called me Mr.Shark in your promo, your going to do it again on Saturday.
Your going to be begging me to stop beating on you and Ima be like nawwwh, say my name motherfucker. Your gonna be like "James Shark", Ima whoop you upside your head and be like "Nawh with respect bitch", then Ima keep beating you until you call me Mr.Shark, then Ima keep beating you some more until I knock you out...AGAIN.
Like really, I cannot get over the fact with how retarded your promo was. Then again, its the same shit I've seen from all the white people I've faced... which is everyone in the IWF.
Your a meathead without the muscle. Dog your an idiot.
Like I've seen this shit before. You say "ok enough with the games but.." No its ok homie. Unlike you Im not losing control, Im not mad, my feelings arn't hurt, keep playing your "games" It dont bother me homie.
Show us some more pictures of random black kids, show us some more footage of random black people, and while your at it, why dont you show us some more wrestling matches from 2009.
Keep playing your fuckin games cause I've seen it before.
Dan Alexander must've shown everyone 500 pictures of me. 500 fake "paint" edited pictures of me. He thought they were funny, he liked the game he was playing, and at the end of the night, I was there to say "Game over white boy", and knock his ass out.
Connor O'Shannon did more than one "KFC line", the nigga based his whole promo on black jokes, at the end of the night, I was there, champ vs champ, and I showed the world he wasn't a champ. I made him quit, and I knocked his ass out.
Nigga your games dont scare me, and they dont amuse me. Come Saturday Night, your bitch ass is mine.
Next thing I know, your next promo is going to have more of the same shit. Your going to be doing some random ass shit, talking some random ass shit, and just going to random ass placed with your younger version and some douchebag, and then your just going to talk out of your ass again, maybe make fun of the underwear that I wear....
Nigga you wear a motherfuckin skirt. Your like a schoolgirl, and then your going to call me out for making people laugh?, your gonna call me out for wearing funny shit? nigga I dont wear a skirt. Then your going to go as far as to call it a kilt?
Nigga when did you turn scotish?, go fuck yourself with your excuses. Just for your ass, Im planning on dressing to the ocassion. You see next Saturday at Heroes Also Die, I dont know if you saw the poster, but Ima be SUPER SHARK. So I wasn't gonna show everyone what Im planning to wear under ma swagger shorts, but if you really must know.... and since you have this underwear fetish of me, I might aswell show you what Ima be wearing underneath...
Super Swag.
See Casey. Your jokes dont bother me. So keep going with them. You dont see me standing here going......
HEY THE UNDERWEAR I WEAR IS MANLY
I understand that sometimes, this nigga will put on some underwear that most fruity men like you would be caught wearing. I understand that. Hell I know the underwear I sometimes wear is worn by little kids and gay men. I wear this shit for jokes. Its funny. It makes people laugh, and it makes the gyaldems excited. Just look at the face of that sexy gyaldem in that picture.
Look at her cute smile, damn she was happy. That picture was taken in the Weigh Ins for my MMA fight with King Mo.
You mad homie?
Ofcoarse your mad. When I made fun of your skirts you got all butthurt and defensive. You know that you dont make people laugh with your skirt. You dont wear your skirt to make people laugh or to entertain fans, you wear it because you like it. Your Gay and Proud. You wear it because it makes you feel good and it makes you feel like a woman.
You know damn well gyaldems in the arena dont laugh at it, and you know damn well gyaldems in the arena dont think its cute. What you do know is men all around the arena, gay men, they try to catch a glimpse of whats under that skirt.
You know how homies react when divas come out in skirts, and you know thats the same reaction you get from the queers. You know damn well homie and I dont gotta tell you this cause you already know, but its ok, in your next promo be sure to scratch your head with confusion acting like a stupid fucker who dont understand what Im sayin... infact, I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't bring any of this up cause you aint payin attention.
You obviously didn't hear half the shit I said in my last promo. I had to remind you about fifty or so times that I have a win over you and that I knocked you out, yet in your recent promo you didn't even mention it and you went as far as to say
"duhhhh uhhhhhh guess what James uhhh Shark, you will uhhhh never beat me uhhhh mmmkay, buhhhh byeeee"
Let me play the footage one more time for your "kilt" wearing ass homie.
Corey stands up and picks Brandon up. He goes to hit another Purifier. As he lifts Brandon up in the air, Shark runs in and punches Corey in the jaw hard, knocking him out
Subject: Nigga You Just Went Full Retard 
Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:05 pm
