" I PROMISE the Ninja that is gonna show up will be bringing his A game and if you think for one minute I'm gonna back down then you need your head examined man. I'm gonna go hold for hold,
move for move and much more in our match because this is the match of my whole entire career.
This isn't the generic good guy Ninja who's claim to fame is the way of the ninja, this is a new side, a more agressive and confident mindset and I will be one step ahead of you every step of the way but I'm not doing this to spite you man because I respect you, I commend your abilities and I just want to give the fans what they deserve and recieve what I KNOW I rightly deserve, so you better head to the kitchen before our match and get the kitchen sink because I'm, NO! WE both are gonna
go all out and if you botch one step or get lazy for a milisecond I'll chop your head clean off your neck
with a buzzsaw boot and that's for real. Tonight let's go out there and give IWF it's very first match of the year, match of the century. The match where the whole roster will stand in the gorillahead &
clap for us. I'm no slouch, I've also proven to be quite untouchable so bring it on, let it all hang out."