Shark Bait Kid and Upskirt Casey Sittin In A Tree

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SHARK BAIT KID AND UPSKIRT CASEY SITTIN IN A TREE
Battle Grounds XIII
Yall Mad Cause The Champ Is Stylin On Yall

What is Confidence?

Alot of them white boys will tell yall that confidence is the sense of being certain of
something, being prepared, feeling good, blah blah blah.

They'll talk outta they ass and say shit like "Confidence consist of three things,
achievement, belonging and self-esteem".

What Confidence really is, is having a 12 inch dick. Knocking motherfuckers out.
Getting the barest broads, and uh... well being James Shark.

Nobody rocks confidence like I do. No man. No Woman. Nobody.

Here I am with 11 motherfucking wins. Here I am #1 in the IWF. Here I am with all
the mandems eyeing me, looking to hunt me down, looking to take my gold. Here
I am, the only man in IWF to hold two titles, here I am...

IWF World Heavyweight Champion

#BelieveTheHype

A bright flag stands tall in the background. It waves and waves, slowly you can see that this is no ordinary flag. This flag has a big black face on it. James Sharks face. The colors of the flag being cyan and white. In front of the flag is a podium. The media surrounds the big stage. On top of the stage, standing beside the podium are Sharkys Angels. Latoya Banks and Lillian Shark, stood in their positions, dressed up in sexy security outfits. Wearing sexy badges and sexy skirts, sexy skirts that were way too short for them.

Now music began to play. Slowly, James Shark walked onto the stage. Looking fresh, wearing an expensive suit, and looking like he dressed to impress. James hid his eyes from the public with his dark shades, he also hid his left shoulder from the public with the IWF Championship on that shoulder. He walked passed the angels and stood in front of the podium. He took off the title from his shoulder and handed it to the angels, as they both grabbed one end.

James reached into his pocket and took out a blunt he had rolled up earlier and began to smoke it. He inhaled deeply then took a deep breathe. He put the blunt in Latoya's mouth and then adjusted the microphone on the podium.

JAMES SHARK
Gangsters and Bitches, welcome. I, the new IWF Heavyweight Champion have alot to talk about today, so please, save yo goofy ass questions till the end, feel me?

James observed the media. They seemed to have him understood. Now for the viewers watching this promo, it was obvious this was no ordinary promo. The setting was as if this was a presidential election or something.

JAMES SHARK
As the New IWF Champion, I promise to deliver more nasty knockouts and tingz. I promise to keep ma big head up, and throw this fist at the haters, and knock em on they ass. For real, I ain't playin. Im Champion, and this belt ain't goin nowhere, straight up.

James nodded, he looked back at Latoya who was now finished with the blunt, and left Lillian to hold the heavy title on her own. He turned back to the audience.

JAMES SHARK
Last Night, Dan Alexander was eliminated. I swung for the fences and I broke ma foot off in his ass. He got carried out on a stretcher cause I fucked the nigga up. Six Fight winning streak, on the real, Im on top of ma game, and no man can knock me
down at this point. As the new IWF Champion, I will bring yall the most proper matches, filled with 5 star excitement, and a 5 star James Shark, set to make his opponent seem like a 1 star.

Again James nodded, smiling, as the media clapped loudly.

JAMES SHARK
As IWF Champion, I have a big target on my back. I am prepared to welcome the attackers with open arms. These haters got nothin on me, and I repeat nothing on me. As your new IWF Champion, I promise to bring the IWF Community a television rating
of G, capital G. I ain't talkin bout no soft rating of "Good" or "Great", Im talkin about the Big G, Poppa G, the Illest G of em all.

All of a sudden. The background dissapeared. Everything vanished. Then a new scene appeared. A basement. A basement filled with pictures of Lady Gaga, Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus. A man that looked very much like Dan Alexander woke up in his bed. Woke up screaming, woke up with his own crappy action figure in his arms. His mother came running down the stairs, she jumped into his bed.

DANIELS MOM
DANIEL ALEX!!!, WHATS WRONG?

Daniel began to cry, cry and shake his fists. He grabbed the sheet covers and covered his face. His mother now began to tear up.

DANIELS MOM
Daniel please do not start.... was it one of those James Shark dreams?

Daniel Alex peaked his head from the covers.

DANIEL ALEX
Mother it was not just "one of them", it was the mother of them. I had the strangest dream, a dream like no other. It was horrible mother, the worst dream I have ever had.

Daniels Mom brushed Daniels hair over his head.

DANIELS MOM
Daniel, talk to me about it.

Daniel took a deep breathe.

DANIEL ALEX
Mother, in the dream, James Shark was holding my Championship, he was talking about how he "elminated me", mother I'm scared, what if he auctually kicks my ass tommorow just like he did a few months ago?

Daniels Mother looked as if she was speechless, she was unsure about what to say or do.

DANIEL ALEX
Mother.... Mother what is it?, damnit mother you tell me right now!

Daniel Alex began to get nervous, his mother got off of his bed and walked over to the television set, she grabbed the remote and looked over at Daniel.

DANIELS MOM
Daniel... please... please do not overreact, but I need you to realize something... the doctors warned me about this..

DANIEL ALEX
Warned me about what???

DANIELS MOM
Please... just... just look at this

She turned on the television, the television set turned on to a Late Night Show with Jimmy Kimmel. James Shark sat infront of him with the IWF Championship on his shoulder. Daniel went closer to the tv, went closer until his face was face to screen with the television.

JIMMY KIMMEL
So you say you knocked Dan out pretty hard..?

James chuckled.

JAMES SHARK
Homie I knocked the motherfucker out HARD

JIMMY KIMMEL
Well if he forgot that this happened... if he were to be watching this right now, what do you think his reaction would be?

JAMES SHARK
If I know white boy Dans reaction... it would most likely be all like...

DANIEL ALEX
OMG!

Guest

Move away, look away, get the fuck outta my way, and give me some motherfuckin
respect, I hold the IWF Championship now.

I did it when yall doubted me.
I did with a middle finger up in the air sayin fuck yall. There were alot of
people chanting my name on Sunday Night, but really, how many of those same
people really thought I would win? Ill tell you, very little.

Here I am
riding a six fight win streak, holding championship gold, and being once again,
ontop of the world, and ontop of all the white boys in IWF. Once again, I have
the crown, and them white boys are bowing down to ma natural black ass. How does
it feel Stylez?, how does it feel Casey?, Shadow how about you?, how does it
feel?, and Macdonald?, you good b?

See, I got a lot to talk bout. A lot
to fuckin talk bout. So yall get comfy cause shit might take awhile, but let me
tell you this, shit will be proper..

A few weeks ago, the hype began.
Once the hype began, I knew that not even God himself could stop me. To prove
it, why dont you ask the nigga?, God had a red mohawk and he was riding a
winning streak and was looking to get himself gold strap around his waist. I
knocked his ass out with eaze and it was on to the next motherfucker.

Since then I have taken out every single peice of shit who has been put
infront of me, and once again, I hate to brag about this but.... nahh you know
what, Ill brag about it, I did it with fuckin eaze.

Look at all of em,
look at every single one of em matches, expecially you Mr.SBK, aka, Shark Bait
Kid. Look at all of em matches you old white boy, cause you gon needa to be
caught up with how I've been doin ma thang. Look at all of em, and you tell me
if ma black ass was in any sign of trouble, you look at em, and tell me if I was
pullin a sweat. Motherfuckers its like this, I was doin ma thang, and whoopin
some ass. Plain and simple. Im the best at what I do, and what I do is whoop
ass, and whoop ass is what I did, and whoopin ass led me to this gold that Dan
Alexander slept with every night, this gold that Casey couldn't keep to save his
life, and this same belt that ma "boy" Brandon Macdonald used to duck me
with.

Im the champion now. Im a champion again. Once again this "nigga",
this "KFC eating", this "watermelon eating", this "whatever yall poke fun at
me", is now champion again and has now broken another IWF Record. Now I am the
only motherfucking mandem in IWF to ever hold two different titles at different
times.

So Stylez, welcome to the IWF.

I welcome your ass with open
arms, and I hope you enjoy your short stay here. After this Saturday, your white
hillbilly punk ass is gonna recognize that Im sendin you back to
retirement.

I got one thing to ask you though homie, what the fuck are
you on?, whatever shit your smoking, I want some, cause nigga you snapped with
that recent promo you made.

I could look at the mirror all day. I rocked this championship belt like no other motherfucker has ever done in the
IWF. This belt on me was just swag to the fullest. I could stand here all day, stand here and just look at how this
title looked on me.

It was Lillian who called me over from the living room, interupting me and interupting my bonding time with
the championship. I walked to the living room and looked at her. She had her arms crossed, and looked dissapointed.

I walked over to her and gave that bitch a kiss, wiping the dissapointment off of her face. She then leaned in and
gave me another kiss, this one on the cheek. She put her hands on my chest and looked up at me.

LILLIAN SHARK
Sharky baby, why didn't you tell me you were a U.S Champion in the JWF?

At first I didn't know what she was talking about, but then I took the words in. I assumed the JWF was a company,
but I have never been in a company called the JWF. My first company was the NLWF, and I have never had a US
Championship, my first championship was the Full Throttle Championship.

JAMES SHARK
Watchu talkin bout Willis?

She laughed and crossed her arms again.

LILLIAN SHARK
James... I dont understand, why would you hide this, this is a great accomplishment!

Now I was getting annoyed, she thought I was lying.

JAMES SHARK
Dog, get off ma dick, where you gettin yo info from ?

She rolled her eyes and walked around to the television. She grabbed the remote and began to
rewind some footage. I could see that it was a Johnny Stylez promo, I got excited and sat down
on the couch. This was going to be interesting. She then played the footage.

SHARK BAIT KID
I've seen James Shark in the JWF and the guy was barely able to hold the U.S Championship. Never mind run
a company as World Champion. The way I see it, back in JWF James Shark was my bitch.

By the time she stopt the footage, I was already with tears in my eyes, rolling on the floor laughing,
I then got up and smiled at her, then yawned.

JAMES SHARK
On the real doeeee, that shit got me sleepy, homies speech was boring and full of shit. Ima go to bed.
PEACE NIGGUH!

I walked off and Lillian blew me a kiss.

LILLIAN SHARK
Bye bye my beautiful big black husband!

Shark Bait Kid and Upskirt Casey Sittin In A Tree Shooti

Shark Bait Kid and Upskirt Casey Sittin In A Tree Shooti

The hell wrong witchu talkin
bout James Shark in JWF. My black ass never been in no "Joe Wrestling
Federation", why the hell would I join a company by some stupid motherfucker, a
company named after a stupid motherfucker. Nigga you snapped, talkin bout me
barely holding the "US Championship", nigga I was never holding a "US
Championship" to begin with, here ma ass is thinking you gon be talkin bout me
and ma embarrassing days in the NLWF, and there you are with that goofy smile
and ugly haircut, talkin bout my "imaginary days" in the JWF.

Nigga do yo research right, you emberassing yo self.

Other than your huge fuck up and choke. Your promo was cute. I liked the scene with the pirates, it
suits you cause you a butt-pirate. Ok Ok, Ill be a little bit serious, what I did enjoy about yo cute little
promo, was the little cute Superman Logo that kept popping in and out in-between scenes. Its funny
cause I had that same logo on my chest leading up to the PPV. If you didn't notice, I was SUPER SHARK.

Why you jackin ma logo mandem?

You sayin when I won the championship the spotlight wasnt on me and it was on you and
Casey, get the fuck outta here with that bullshit. The only people who were talking about your
return where dem senior citizens down at that senior home, a block or two away from the arena,
the old stick with the old.

As for spotlight on Casey, I aint gon lie, he stole the show. Shadow got his ass WHOOPED. I aint
gon lie, Casey did steal the show. S'all good doe, cause now I get to whoop Caseys ass for the third
time in my career and knock him out for the third time.

But dont you say the spotlight was on yo ugly ass SBK. Nobody lookin at yo ugly face.

Your ass be
doin what the rest of them white boys are doing when yall are confused, you
would straight up be scratchin yo small balls, takin a moment to sniff yo
fingers, just tryna figure out, how did "James Shark become IWF Champion". I
understand this might be a big shock to you homie, last time you saw me I was
struggling to get a win, and now here I am, 11 wins in the IWF, only two losses,
and Im holding championship gold, and your just holding memories. Well listen
"Shark Bait Kid", all yall got is memories, and thats all your sorry ass is
gonna get. Your teaming up with a sack of shit. A sack of shit that looked
impressive at HAD only cause that sack of shit was taken out and polished. You
teaming up with a polished sack of shit.

I beatup Casey twice, twice now
in the IWF. Twice now I have a win over that motherfucker, twice now I have
knocked his ass out and scored the "W". Yea, Im teaming up with a motherfucker
that wears makeup and a thong, but yo, we gonna do work, we gonna do our thang,
and we gonna get the win.

Im tellin yall right now we gonna get the win,
and ill tell yall right now, I guarantee this win, but I also guarantee its
going to be one fucked up match.

I dont like my partner. I dislike that
motherfucker, and I don't trust the reff.

If some mandem came up to me
months ago and told me that in a couple of months I would be on top of the IWF
and be champion, I would say something like "True", but if they added in that I
wouldn't be able to trust Brandon Macdonald I woulda said something like "Get
the fuck outta here, BMac is ma boy, Team Swag till the end"

Let me tell
you something about that motherfucker. That motherfucker and his slut boyfriend
Arnold or Anna, whatever that trannys name is.., they fucked me over dog, and I
take that to the heart, cause I woulda took a bullet for his white ass
man, that aint cool.

When Brandon was doin his thang and rockin this
championship belt, he ducked a whole lotta dudes, and I respected that cause he
was ma boy and all. If that was his style, I respected it, white boys keepin it
real, you know?, but then it takes me a couple of months to figure out that this
dirty white boy was ducking me?

There were talks about Macdonald vs
Shark, but no, shit couldn't go through cause he was ma boy, shit couldn't
happen cause we were tight. This nigga befriended me so that he wouldn't have to
worry about himself losing the championship belt to me. Fucking Macdonald. This
asshole begs me to join his disciples, I thought we were Team Swag, business
coulda been handled with just me and him, Team Swag, we coulda taken out Se7en,
I mean... I took out Se7en on ma own.

This motherfucker, makes me come
out with ma hands pulled together like Im some christian, and now this
motherfucker is a special guest reff in ma match... this is bullshit man, the
IWF just trys to find any little thing to make me get the hell out of here. The
IWF put every possible character infront of me in hopes for them to stop me from
becoming champion, it didn't work, and now they have me taking on the great
returning "Johnny Stylez", they put Brandon Macdonald as special guest reff and
they team me up with a bitch nigga who cant even get a win over
Casey.

Fuck this man. I thought bein Champ would be fun, where the
bitches at?, Im tired of just knocking out you pussy white boys give me
something new to do.

Shadow dog, I respect you, you been around a long
time, but I dont like you. Your fuckin weird dog, you and this gay "chinaman"
talk you do with your accent and "HAI HAI HAI" man shut the fuck up. You wanna
wear makeup and act like a clown go join a circus motherfucker, dont be wastin
ma time signing up to be a tag team partner when we all know you aint got your
eyes on me you got your eyes on ma championship.

Your not going to be
looking to have my back your going to be looking to have my
championship.
Brandon isn't going to be looking to make this a fair match hes
going to be looking to get ma title.
Stylez aint going to be looking to make
a return he gon be lookin to show the world he should be champ.
Casey aint
going to be looking for a win, he gon be looking to not get the media to snap
another upskirt pic of himself.

Straight Up, word of the wise, I talk the
most shit, get the most bitches, and yall cant do nothing about
it.

Shadow dog, I dont need you, if you lookin to play "Partner" and try
and help me take on a washed up fart and a man

I already have two wins on,
dont bother showing up. Your going to be looking for revenge on Casey but it
aint happening playa. I aint gon let you have some minutes of fame, this main
event is going to be about Shadow Demon and Casey having a round 2, its going
to be about the New IWF Champion, whooping ass. So once again, Shadow, thanks
but no thanks homie, why dont you sit out on this one, I can handle Shark
Bait Kid and Casey no problem.

But if you looking for the same thing
everyone else is looking for, my championship, then come down to the match
Shadow. Come down and pretend to be my partner, pretend to have my back. I
see right through yo pounds of makeup and I aint stupid. I know I got a
target on ma back, so come down, and if you willin to do something and send a
message to make a claim that you are #1 contender material, then come down to
the match, do something stupid, and get knocked the fuck
out.

Understand?, good. Now back to Mr. Shark Bait Kid

Listen pussy. Brag
about how your a legend, brag about what you have done, Talk shit about me, talk shit about my gimmick, do whatever you need to
do to get that confidence up, but before you open your mouth, realize that I
aint the same nigga you seen in NLWF. I aint that same dude. That nigga was soft
and that nigga was like Jimmy Sharks twin. This nigga, this nigga right here,
this nigga that carries the IWF Championship is one negro you aint ever seen or
heard of before in yo life.

Nigga you wanna talk about how Im a wannabe thug, get the fuck outta here and say something I aint
heard of. Be orginal homie. All my opponents, every single one of em, they always fuckin say what my
previous opponent said, except they switch the words around. They all think its "playing mind games"
they all think its "throwing me off my game", nah, it aint like that, its just fuckin annoying.

How you gon talk about my gimmick bein old, look at you, look at yo forehead, you rockin like
50 lines up in that bitch.

So open yo mouth, say the same shit I've heard of millions and millions of times again and brag bout yo experience,
I could give a fuck bout what you've done and who you've beaten. I knocked out
yo tag partner just 2 weeks ago. I retired Chuck Matthews, I think I may have
retired the former champ Dan Alexander, in my eyes I retired Nick Ridicule, and
you know what?, if I aint impressed with yo performance, I just might pull the
trigger with some extra power and knock yo ass out and choose to send yo ass
back to retirement where it belongs.

I mean, you got a new hair cut, a
new style, that dont matter homie. All that dont matter. My confidence is at a
whole new level right now, and if you remember in NLWF.. theres one thing I said
constantly, and that was...

Confidence is my only weapon, and its my
opponents #1 enemy.

#realshit. It is my only weapon. I shit confidence
homie. I breathe confidence. I fuckin piss confidence.

The way I talk ,
the way I fight , the way I walk, its just a combination of confidence and
swagger. Confidence, my confidence is the reason why all these white boys are
bowing down to me and kissing ma ass. The only way you beat me is if you steal
my confidence, and nigga you cant even reach my confidence, you cant even come
close to it. So dont count on getting a win this Saturday.

You wanna talk about people being in the spotlight. Nigga his Saturday
its like this..., this Saturday everyone is looking forward to see the champ do his thang, nobody cares bout you no more, they ready to see me James Shark, and they excited to see me. Now when it comes to the second thing they most excited to see, it aint gonna be you or your schoolgirl friend Corey Casey, its going to be the the return of the only man to beat me in IWF, Jason Hawk. If
you gotta a problem with yo senior ass not being in the spotlight no more, holla at a nigga, James motherfucking
Shark.

Oh and Stylez, one more thing homie... , a reminder...

James Shark NEVER LOOKED SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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