Story time with Chuck Matthews

[04:08:17 28/07/11] @ Alison Williams : tell a story about something I know.
[04:08:38 28/07/11] @ Chuck Matthews : Okay...
[04:08:41 28/07/11] @ Chuck Matthews : Uh...
[04:09:34 28/07/11] @ Chuck Matthews : Once, there was a princess named Alison, who lived in a castle which was guarded by a terrible flesh-eating Shadow Demon
[04:10:10 28/07/11] @ Chuck Matthews : For years, brave knights tried to get past the terrible Shadow Demon, only to be eaten alive
[04:10:47 28/07/11] @ Chuck Matthews : It just so happened that there were four brothers in a kingdom nearby, all looking to rescue the princess and claim her hand
[04:11:48 28/07/11] @ Chuck Matthews : The first was Brandon. "I can rescue her," he said, "Because I am the greatest and most skilled warrior in the land. I shall defeat the terrible Shadow Demon"
[04:12:01 28/07/11] @ Chuck Matthews : So he set off...and though he nearly defeated the Demon, he was eaten
[04:12:11 28/07/11] @ Chuck Matthews : Then the second brother, Chuck, stepped forth
[04:12:43 28/07/11] @ Chuck Matthews : "I shall be the one to save her," he said. "I am the smartest one in the land, and shall use my intelligence to outsmart the beast"
[04:12:47 28/07/11] @ Chuck Matthews : But he too, was eaten alive
[04:13:37 28/07/11] @ Chuck Matthews : The third brother, Corey, then stepped forward. "Brandon was skilled, but was not ruthless enough. Chuck was smart, but lacked the skill to overcome. I shall defeat the terrible Shadow Demon, for I am the most violent man in the world"
[04:14:07 28/07/11] @ Chuck Matthews : Unfortunately, the terrible Shadow Demon would not enter the Double Cage trap Corey had set up, and so, Corey too, was eaten
[04:15:11 28/07/11] @ Chuck Matthews : The king was devastated. Three of his sons had tried, and been devoured, leaving only Tyson, the youngest son, as the heir to the throne. Still, without a queen, Tyson was heartbroken. And so, against his father's wishes, he decided to challenge the great Shadow Demon
[04:15:58 28/07/11] @ Chuck Matthews : "Brandon was the greatest warrior in the land, and he failed. Chuck was the smartest, and he failed. Corey was the most ruthless, and he failed. I must avenge their deaths, and claim the hand of Princess Alison"
[04:16:36 28/07/11] @ Chuck Matthews : But unlike his brothers, Tyson had no discernible skills whatsoever, and so he was devoured the quickest of them all
[04:17:00 28/07/11] @ Alison Williams : LOL
[04:17:05 28/07/11] @ Chuck Matthews : And Alison was trapped in the tower forever, with only the terrible Shadow Demon and his goblin servant, KID, to keep her company
[04:17:08 28/07/11] @ Chuck Matthews : The end
[04:17:32 28/07/11] @ Alison Williams : good story
[04:17:41 28/07/11] @ Alison Williams : who's the king?
[04:17:54 28/07/11] @ Chuck Matthews : Uh....
[04:18:00 28/07/11] @ Chuck Matthews : Carmine
[04:18:06 28/07/11] @ Chuck Matthews : King Karmine!
[04:18:45 28/07/11] @ Chuck Matthews : King Karmine of Kanterbury
[04:18:45 28/07/11] @ Alison Williams : ...so I woulda been his wife?
[04:19:02 28/07/11] @ Chuck Matthews : No, because you were the princess

LMFAO!!!!!!!

yup, you gais had fun