Silencing the Critics.....

....The Ninja had answered my guantlet, he had come back at the Once and Future King and come back hard. The cameras chased Philmont and yours truly down. They always do.... I think the fucking camera men have like GPS locators hidden on us super stars somewhere. No matter where we are a camera pops up in our face....As I try and shoo them away I relaize this lil piece of sweet and sour Kung Pao chicken needs checked, he needs shut down before he runs his mouth and really gets hurt.....



....I was at my sister's house setting up for my niece's 2nd birthday party, blowing up balloons for God's sake, and one of the idiots snaps that picture....I am sure they will say I was filling it with coke to smuggle it in my ass across the border, but hey what can you do when you are a celebrity. One of the interviewers stuck a mic in my face and Philmont jumped in between us before I could go off in true AVO style....

Interviewer: How's about you give us a sound bite for the preshow Axel, the Ninja is fired up....

Philmont: Nah, playa can't you see my dude is enjoying some family time. You get him damn near 24 7 365 cat. I will take all questions, just let him be.

Interviewer: Well....I was going to ask Osbourne what he thought his chances were against the young gun. I mean he is getting up there, he has been in this business fro ten years that have been documented. How does he think he can actuall hold his own in this match??

Philmont: Nigga, do you know anything about this fuckin man?? DO you know what he has accomplished?? The fucking Ninja can't hold his fucking jock strap much less compete in the same ring as this man. He is a multi time champ in a handful of different feds. Granted that shit is a wash when you come to a place as high brow as the IWF. I mean when we were in FWE no one was lynched or crucified, but here, hell here it ain't a party till CEE CEE or whatever the hell his name is damn near kills all the folks in attendance. That being said Axel will focus on the here and now and what is in front of him. And right now, that here and now is the Ninja. Does he not think we have seen little jumping beans like him before. Does he not think we have a trick in our bag for anything and everything he can do....Shit Nigga....

Axel: Settle down old man, I would hate for you to drop over here at my sis's place. It sounds like you haven't taken your pills today....

Philmont: I was just takin' up for my man ya know....I don't need fuckin' baby sat mutha fucker.....

...The man who has been my guiding force since my parents died just walks off shaking his head muttering something about "ungrateful white boys". I guess I just get kinda watchful over the old guy when he gets worked up....I then turned my attention to the interviewer....

AVO: First you interuppt my niece's birthday party with your bull shit and now you go and get my main man all pissy....You want a sound bite mother fucker this is it for ya. Ninja, it is, huh?? Well Ninja I saw your last lil shoot or whatever it is you call it and you scare me about as much as a wet fucking fart. Anyone can type in all caps and use a hell of a lot of exclamation points. Yes my boy, I crossed the fourth wall there didn't I?? What ya gonna do about it?? I can tell you what you are gonna do....NOT A GODDAMN THING!!!! You are gonna sit there and take your ass whipping like the good lil bitch boy you are. I also saw how you set your self up for complaining about how you lost because you weren't a hundred percent because of your neck or your shoulder, or hell maybe your tampon string was sticking out too far....I dunno....I can't pretend to know how your mind works....

....I stop taking my lil niece in my arms and ruffling her hair....

Kayla: I had pretty bows and you mess it up.....

AVO: Nah baby girl, it looks great go see your mommy .....

....I put my niece down and wrapped my arm around the interviewer's shoulder like we are best buds on a bender.....

AVO: There is your lil sound bite Piondexter now go run and tell the Ninja he better vanish.....