Fear You....More Like FUCK YOU!!!!

....I had finally gotten a lil of the recognition I deserved and damn it felt good, I don't mind saying. This week I am MAIN EVENTING Battle Grounds. Granted it's against Lillian Shark of all people and she of course has to bring that big monkey and Buckwheat's illigitimate child along for the ride, but hey it's expected. She can't hop off Shark's dick long enough to put a coherent sentence together.....

" I think it's so fucking funny all you can say about me is that I am ugly and I talk to much. You talk about how you beat me and this and that but what it boils down to girl, is you got nothing. Not a damn thing. I don't have to ramble on and on. My record speaks for itself.....Let's go through the short list shall we?? Death Angel, Check...Beat him and brought him over to the dark side. Connor O Shannon, Check.... Put him out of competition and ripped that High Impact Title off his waist. Sean O'Rourke, yeah he beat me narrowly for the Title at HAD but I put him on the shelf putting him through a set of flaming tables and the ring. I have lynched motherfuckers....Burned fuckers, I have ripped through this fucking place like a man on a mission. And I am on a mission, my mission is simple, rise to the fucking top and take that shiny belt from off that gorilla you call a husband's shoulder. If I have to break you in half to show King Kong I am serious, I have NO PROBLEM doing it!!

So you can flap your gums and tell the world I am ugly and I am soft, but in reality all you are doing is pointing out that weakness in you. You do nothing but flap you fucking gums and talk your shit. And as for ugly I don't know if you and your bitch girl friend have looked in amirror lately but damn. You are busted and crusty! Me, I am still pulling quality tail from all over the globe. I ain't worried about what you think about me, I know who the fastest rising star in this place is. And it sure as hell isn't some loud mouth panty dropping bitch....It's VINCENT VAN MOTHA FUCKIN' ROSE!!!!

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....Some of the bigger stars of the IWF had been asked to do an autograph signing to hype our biggest Pay Per View of the year, From The Ashes. I was more than happy to oblige the Brass, it had been a rough couple weeks for me and reconnecting with the unwashed masses was just what I needed.....

....The amount of fine looking females at an event like this never ceased to amaze me, wherever I walked I saw fine tail as far as the eye could see. My line was brimming with them while Shark and Lillian were stuck with ghetto fabulous gapped tooth bitches and guys with brass teeth and teased up afro style hair cuts....I swore I saw Flava Flav in Shark's line not once but twice....Never mind that though we are talking about Vinnie Van Rose here....

Blonde DD Fan: I can't believe I am really getting to meet Vinnie Van Rose. You are my favorite by far. Corey is cool but he wears more eyeliner than I do and Hawk well he is just too short. And that Shark guy, anyone that talks about their stuff that much really ain't packin' if ya know what I mean.

....I had to chuckle, the fans usually could say what I was thinking and I was a trip to hear what I had been thinking latley come out of such a beautiful mouth.

VVR: Hey, I don't like takin' bad abou the boys in the locker room but you pretty much hit the nail on the head darlin'. Folks like O'Rourke, Rowle and hell now this Lillian Shark broad come at the Sledgehammer because they know a matchagainst me can put their carreer on the fast track. I mean look at my draw vs. a guy like Rowle over there...He has nothing but British tourists and fattys in his line and I have beautiful ladies like you.

....I winked at her kissing her hand. If I wanted this chick to crawl under the table and go at me she would....I am good like that. But, I see better talent waiting for a chance to chat me up so I wave good bye to the blonde with daddy issues and tell the next fan to step up. This guy is wearing a Tyson Rowle T Shirt and has really bad dental work, obviously British....

British dude: How does it feel knowing you are going to get your ass handed to you by a Brit?? The British do everything better and Tyson is here to show you rude loud mouthed Americans how it is done!!! Oh can you sign this picture for me please.....

VVR: Whoa there red coat....Who the hell do you think you are pal??? You come up in my grill spouting off how great the Lord of the Crumpet Eating Douches is then you expect me to sign your glossy....FUCKIN A....I don't think so. Get your stank breath, bad oral hygenie ass outta my line and let some real red blooded Americans step up to VVR....AM I RIGHT????

....The rest of the line booed the Enlish dude out of the building and next in line was a beautiful dark haired goddess. And Lillian said all I could pull was dogs and shemales....I don't see no fucking Adam's apple on this one here ass....

Brunette: All my girlfriends and I watch IWF every week just to see you. You and Chuck Matthews are about the only reasons to watch the show. That big black guy and his hoes make me wanna barf. They are totally asting you having you open the show, I was so happy to see you are main eventing this week. Can I get a picture with you??

VVR: The main event has been a long time comin' darlin'.... Let's get that picture....



....Lillian and her whore were too damn stuck up to get pics taken with fans. I knew that even being a heel fans drove our business. Tey bought our shirts, our action figures. They bought tickets to the shows and made us the superstars we were. One day she will understand but until then I will be more than happy to throw her around that ring for twenty minutes. I hope you can't get herpes and the clap from just being near some one. I will have to look that one up when I get back to the hotel. I would hate to catch something from a dirty panty dropping bitch like her. Time to close up shop and get on stage for my Cd release party....