....Fuck Me?... YOU WISH

FUCK ME? YOU WISH!
Battle Grounds XV
MY RESUME SAYS IM A BAD GIRL

My oh my. Sometimes...... sometimes I wonder if you believe the crack of
doggy doo doo that comes out of your mouth. This goes back to me saying that
your delusional. You just proved me right.

I mean yesterday I talked about how you always like to tell me who you faced,
and you like to talk about your record. You did in Jason Hawks office, and you
did it when we last faced off. Listen asshole, get this through your head....

I dont care who you are, I dont care what you've done, who you've beaten
or what your gameplan is. I just dont. So you can stop saying "Hey Im going to
just tell you who I've beaten...." Reality check loser, NOBODY CARES!.

Maybe giving the subject attention will actually get you to stop with the same
old bullshit... "let me just go through a short list..." yea, a short fucking list of
nobodys and a short list that you have only told me time and time again.

Death Angel?.... he retired for a reason you retarded bafoon. You didn't
beat Death Angel, you beat a washed up, old, slow Death Angel. Congratulations.

Connor O'Shannon?.... why do you even bother bringing these names up? like
seriously.... has anyone even seen O'Shannon?, the dude has been MIA, and news
flash, he was never that good, my husband ran through him with ease in a champion
vs champion match, so again... Congratulations.

Sean O'Rou..... wait he beat you.... yea. He beat you and stole your title. So why are
you even brining his name up?, ohhh wait, was it one of those things where both men
walk out winners?, was it?, no I dont think so. Just because you threw him through a
table doesn't mean shit. Your not champion anymore, and if you didn't realize something.....

Im not a washed up slow out-of-prime legend. I dont suck, and Im not an overrated irshman.

You can say that all I do is flab my gums... and you can say that Im the ugly one, however
we both know that right now, your just saying anything you can to try and get some balls
between your legs. We both know that Im the hottest thing in the IWF roster, both looks
and skillwise. We both know that I not only do I flap my gums, but I flap my gums before
the match and after the match because everytime I flap my gums I back it up.

Which means all of this right now. Everything Im saying.... Im going to back it all up on
Saturday night. All of it. You can say I dont have anything. We both know I have a win over
you, and since your talking about yourself like your some kind of "All time great" I guess that
win over you is a pretty 'something' huh?

Whats also a pretty something is how excited you seemed about being in the Main Event.
Its funny how you continue to "flap your gums" but yet Im the reason why your in the
Main Event. I CALLED YOU OUT. You got called out by a girl, and you didn't even accept
the whole challenge, not even a quarter of it.

Loser leaves IWF?, no because you fear me, congratulations.
If I win I take your spot?, no because you fear me, congratulations.

Then you want to talk about how your on a mission to take my husbands gold?, oh please
your not even confident enough to put your contendership spot on the line against me and
yet you want to square off against the most confident man in the planet and get your ass knocked
out for the...what?, 7th time now?

You cant reach the IWF Championship.
You cant even reach the High Impact Championship.

Im sorry but this "mission" your on must be called Misson Impossible, because VVR your out of
your fucking mind. Your saying things that have no meaning, your using your ass to guide you
with your choice of words and not your brain.

Something tells me your feeling froggy because you think Corey Casey will be in your corner
or be there to save you from the ass kicking Im going to give you. Listen sweety, Casey cant
hold your hand for your whole career, your on your own now. For the first time in your career,
your alone.

Not only are you alone right now but you've been calling yourself "The fastest rising star" in
IWF for how long now?, 3....4 months?, WOW, sounds like "the fastest"... more like "the slowest".
Maybe you weren't even a rising star to begin with. I mean you pride yourself on being this
mythical creature who cant be beaten and who can just kick everyones asses, but in reality,
you lost 6 times in the IWF.

There are 6 differen't ways to defeat you. I have lost ZERO times. Im undefeated.
Im trained by the man who you could never beat. Im trained by his girlfriend who also
has a win over you.

In reality VVR.... your losing this match, and your losing this match in emberassing fashion.

Like... I dont know why your so excited about being in the Main Event, you've never won
a Main Event match anyways....

Talk in your southern fake hillbilly accent, tip your cowboy hat to the camera, talk
out of your ass, and list the no names you've faced. It doesn't matter. At the end of the night
its going to be back to the midcards for you and back to reality, and this Main Event that you
were so excited about, will be just another bad memory along with the six bad memories you
carry in that small little head of yours.

"I am still putting quality tail from all over the globe"

What the fuck was that all about....? , like what does that even mean...?






The camera man finally zoomed away from my boobs. "Testing the lens quality" my ass. The Interviewer
finally got out of the washroom, and I dont care if he didn't wash his hands or not, as he put his hand
out for a handshake I ignored him. He slowly put his hands back in his pocket and got red, and flashed
me an awkward smile. I rolled my eyes, and when I looked back at him, his hand was back in the open but
this time he had the microphone in hand, and the camera was already rolling.... that was pretty quick.

Interviewer
"Lillian Shark, undefeated, you asked for this match, you called out Vincent Van Rose, you got what you
wish for, are you happy with the decision you made?"

I looked at the Interviewer and smiled. It amused me how they put there big boy voices when the camera
was rolling. I looked away to try and get back on track and thought about the question. After a few seconds
I turned back and flashed another smile.

Lillian Shark
"Doesn't anybody think its cute that little VVR is trying to present himself as a big strong man?, anybody?"

The Interviewers eyes grew, he liked where this was going. Ofcoarse he was going to try and get me to
go in dept with what I was already bringing up.

Interviewer
"I asked you if you were happy with the decision, and I can see your emotions change dramticaly, almost as if
you thought about the question and realized something, can you share your thoughts with us?"

I raised my hands up in the air and let out a big laugh.

Lillian Shark
"DING DING DING, WE HAVE A WINNER!"

For some reason he got red again. What a shy interviewer. I never met a shy interviewer before.
I thought interviewers were suppose to be filled with personality.

Lillian Shark
"You know I thought about the question.... and really... what the fuck was I thinking?, as soon as VVR went
chicken shit on me and decided to not put his spot on the line at FTA, I should've just left him alone in that office.
What do I get out of this?, nothing. What do I get by defeating VVR?, squat-shit.

The Interviewer shrugged.

Interviewer
"Well it looks good on your resume no?"

I laughed out loud.

Lillian Shark
"Listen. It doesn't look good on my resume. I beat this guy fair and square like a month ago, and where did that put me?
that put me against Ashley Matthews and Alison Williams in a bra and panties match. That just goes to show you that
a win over VVR doesn't mean shit. If you wanna talk about resumes, my resume says Im a bad girl. If my resume could
speak it would tell you that Im a bad bitch and I accept any challenge, anytime, anywhere, do you know what VVR's
resume would say if it could speak?

Again the interviewer shrugged

Lillian Shark
"It would say, "HELP ME HELP ME, at night time, VVR grabs me and masturbuates off of me, but before he does
that he praises Corey Casey before he goes to bed"

The Interviewer laughed now I could tell the camera man was too.

Lillian Shark
"You guys laugh but its true. I mean this guy is insane, hes out of his mind, I put it best yesterday, hes DELUSIONAL.
This baboon thinks that his wins on his resume were impressive, he thinks they mean something, he thinks they look
good. This guy is brainwashed or something."

Look at those eyes. Yup, I could tell, this guy loved every minute of this interview and he and I
both knew this would be the top trending video on youtube the second it gets uploaded.

Lillian Shark
"If you look at his resume, all jokes aside, right now it says hes a pussy. My resume says Im a bad girl, his resume
says hes a pussy. Im putting it on lock, and right now the whole IWF roster knows that Vincent is a pussy. He ducked
my match stipulation and he ducked his ass kicking. Right now all of his opponents at FTA know that he had the chance
to shut me up and put his spot on the line but didn't because hes scared and he sucks."

Interviewer
"To VVR's defense he did give a reason why he did not accept the challe-

Lillian Shark
"WHAT REASON?, the "Oh um.... I have uhhh.... Im too tired of defending it" ???, that one??, because fact is, that bum
has only defended it ONCE. Just once, and he says that all I do is "flap my gums", this guy makes it sound like hes defended
it at least 5 times."

Interviewer
"Well he also sai-

Lillian Shark
"Wait dont tell me, the "I have put so much hard work into getting this shot, all my blood sweat an" oh shut the fuck up. All your
blood, sweat and pussying out. Listen, how would it look if SBK challenged Shark to a match next week with the championship
on the line, and Shark said "No, I worked so hard for this title, all my blood, sweat and tears have gone into this title", I dont
know about you, but to me that sounds like a person who knows that if they accept that challenge, they are going to lose and
lose QUICK and EASY.

Interviewer
"Well Lillian, thanks for your ti-

Lillian Shark
"I insulted this guys family. I insulted his legacy. I insulted his record. His opponents. His name. His resume. His skills. His
pussying out, and his cute verbal warfare, and much much more, and all this guy can do is say "I HAVE A DREAM"

Interviewer
"Actually he said hes on a missio-

Lillian Shark
"Well keep dreaming dumbass because Im going to win. I garuntee it. If you wont put your career on the line, then I will,
and I will announce it right here and now. IF VVR BEATS ME, I LEAVE IWF. Thats how confident I am, that I will kick
his ass and use his blood to write down "PUSSY" on his forehead.

Interviewer
....WOW what a huge announcement!

Lillian Shark
"I mean, he goes, talks out of his ass, then he turns around, sits on a stool, gets on a stage at a homless shelter, and then
he begins to sing. WHAT........THE........FUCK!, this guy is.... oh my oh my

I walked off muttering stuff to myself as the Interviewer was still in shock.

Interviewer
"There you have it wrestling fans. Not only will she put her career on the line, but her undefeated streak. If VVR beats her,
she leaves IWF!