New Friends

So if you remember the last time, then you already know that Jason Hawk, yes the Jason Hawk wants to me to be his protoge and teach me everything he knows, to help me become one of the best wrestlers in the world. He claims I have all the potential in the world and he can bring it all out of me. I am not really sure if he can. But he seems confident about it. So I am just going to trust him. We stand in the elevator as that awkward elevator music plays. That music is kinda nice though. Like it is horrible but it is still a perfect excuse for not talking to anyone. It keeps you doing something. Even though it is just listening to awkward elevator music. But still, it is something.

Jason Hawk.
So Jeff, was it?

Oh no! He is talking! What do I respond? Oh no, oh no, oh no!!

Jason Hawk.
Jeff it is then!

He said with a smile.

Jason Hawk.
Listen. I get it that you are shy and I literally just met you. I used to be shy...

He chuckled a bit.

Jason Hawk.
That is not true. I was never shy. But anyways. You just have to relax. Be yourself. Even if you are pretty weird. Shy people are often weird. But don't worry. Chicks dig weird! Or... uh.. weird chicks dig weird. There are hot weird chicks out there!

I nodded. Hey! That is improvement! This is great. Is he still talking? I look at him again. Nope, it is just the smile. Great. I listened to everything he said. Maybe this is going to turn out just great after all. You know what? I am actually getting excited about this. I am looking forward to this.

Jason Hawk.
You just gonna stand there all day?

What? I look around. The doors had opened. Dammit! I drifted off again! I should really stop that. I can see why it wou... I am doing it again! I follow Jason out of the elevator. We stood in a hallway. One door on either side and another door on the end of the hall. On the door to the right there were a lot of boxes outside the door. The door a the end of the hall looked like another elevator. We stopped infront of the two doors and turned to the one to the left.

Jason Hawk.
This is where you are going to live with Matt and Monster. And yes, Monster is his real name. Or I think so...

Cool!!! My roomate is named Monster! Wait! What if it is an actual monster!!!? If it is tamed then it would actually be really cool! Jason looks at his watch.

Jason Hawk.
But it is 3 PM so that means they are down in Dante's basement appartment getting high.

No way! They are stoners!!! My dad warned about those...

Jeff Adams.


Jason Hawk.
Hey looked at that! You made a facial expression. It is an improvement!

Hey, that is what I thought! We are agreeing. Cool..

Jason Hawk.
Aww dammit! I just realized Kat is down in the basement getting high too.. Now I gotta make my own food.. Anyways.

We turned around to face the other door.

Jason Hawk.
And here someone is apparently moving in. I don't who though. So do you wanna go upstairs.

I looked at him with questions in my eyes. Haha. That sounded so smart. At least I think so.

Jason Hawk.
My pent house appartment which I share with my girlfriend Kat. It is just through that elevator right there!

So his door is actually an elevator. This guy just keeps getting cooler and cooler. He enters a code and the doors slide open. We step inside and... MORE AWKWARD ELEVATOR MUSIC!!!!

Jason Hawk.
Damn, that stupid music! I am turning this off!

Awww... oh hey.. we are here already. We step inside.

Jason Hawk.
Casa dela Jason Hawk! I don't actually know any other language then English. Oh and Faroese! I am so proud of that.

What is Faroese? Is that that language the elves speak in the Lord of the Rings? Suddenly I could hear child cry. Jason is a dad?

Jason Hawk.
The fuck?

Then a blonde girl walked in with a baby in her arms.

Jason Hawk.
Alison?!??!?!

Alison Williams.
Don't worry about it! I got her. She is just hungry.

She then continued to breast feed the baby. And wow, I just realized this is the first time I have seen naked breasts. Well, unless that one time when my dad caught me watching porn five years ago. It was wrong of me anyways. So it is good.

Jason Hawk.
Uh... uhm.. Alison.. What are you doing here?

Alison Williams.
You said I could live here while I was looking for a new house. So I came in today.

Jason Hawk.
That was today?

Alison Williams.
We didn't plan an exact day.

Jason Hawk.
I was still pretty sure about that you were coming in tomorrow. There was just something about tomorrow. But today is great.

Alison Williams.
So there is no problem?

Jason Hawk.
Oh no. Not of course.

Alison looked at Jason with a weird look on her face. And WAUW! are her breasts beautiful!

Jason Hawk.
What?

Alison Williams.
Of course not* Your English sucks today.

Jason Hawk
Oh.

Alison Williams.
And Jason. Your friend is starring.

Beautiful beautiful beautiful breasts..

Jason Hawk.
Jeff, you are starring.

Beautiful beautiful beautiful breasts..

Jason Hawk.
Jeff..

Beautiful beautiful beautiful breasts..

Alison Williams.
It is OK though. He is cute. Let him.

Jason Hawk.
He drifted away again. It is pretty funny when he does that.

Beautiful beautiful beautiful breasts.. hey! Stop poking me! You are interupting my breast starring. Even though this is wrong. But it is so nice.

Jeff Adams.
What!

Jason Hawk.
HE TALKED!!

Jason threw his arms up in the air.

Jason Hawk.
It is totally fine though. I was starring too.

Alison Williams.
Jason!

Jason Hawk.
As if you care.

Alison Williams.
I do! I am a changed person.

Jason Hawk.
No, you are not.

Alison Williams.
Ugh, whatevs.

She said as she rolled her eyes.

Jason Hawk.
But anyways Alison. Do you know how to make any food? I am hungry.

Alison Williams.
I know how to order food.

Jeff Adams.
Pizza sounds good.

Jason Hawk.
I was thinking Chinese but since you talked again we go for pizza! Yes Jeff! You are talking!

Jason started to dance around!

Jason Hawk.
OK that is enough of that.

Jason stopped and picked up the phone and handed it to Alison.

Jason Hawk.
And Alison gets the honor to order us food and while she does so, let Claire talk to her uncle Jason!

Alison Williams.
You are not her uncle.

Jason Hawk.
I know, but she is still going to call me uncle Jason when she gets older. It is a goal of mine!

Jason said with a big smile. That baby girl was actually really cute. I want to hold her before the week is over. I better get to that talking! Alison handed Jason the baby

Jason Hawk.
Oh look at that cute little face. Hi Claire. I am your uncle Jason.

Jason kept talking to Claire as I sat down in of the many chairs in the room. Alison passed by me as she walked out with phone and as she passed by she ran her hand through my hair. WOW! Hot blonde ran her hand through my hair! YES!

Jason Hawk.
What are you smiling so about?

Jason said with a big smile on his face. Claire was really making him happy. I am smiling because she ran her hand through my hair. It means something, right?

Jeff Adams.
...

Jason Hawk.
Your mouth is open. Now you just have to get words out of it.

I didn't say any of that and now I am sitting here like an idiot with my was mouth wide agape. I closed my mouth again.

Jason Hawk.
It is OK. I got two sentences out of you. It is a start. But now I most get back to my niece, who isn't actually my niece. Hi Claire!

Then suddenly the doors to the elevator slid open and three people walked in.

Matt Biggars.
I am telling you! There was totally a dwarf sitting on Monster's shoulder.

I could picture that.

Jason Hawk.
Come on Claire. Say it now. Uuuuncleee Jaaasooon.

Katrina Costick.
Jason? Why do you have a baby in your arms?

Jason looked over at Monster, who had sat down next to him in the couch.

Jason Hawk.
Thanks for getting her high. She would have snapped if she was sober right now.

Monster nodded and gave Jason a thumbs up.

Katrina Costick.
I am not high!

Jason Hawk.
Who said you were high?

Katrina Costick.
Uhh... uhm... I thought someone... uhh... I don't know. Who is that baby?

Jason nodded towards the door, where Alison stood.

Matt Biggars.
Awkward...

Said Matt who was sitting next to me.

Matt Biggars.
Just to fill you in. They used to date.

Jeff Adams.
Alison and Kat?

Matt Biggars.
Yeah.

Jason Hawk.
THAT IS NUMBER THREE!!! GO JEFF!! KEEP TALKING!! Sorry Claire. I didn't mean to scream.

Alison Williams.
Hi..

Katrina Costick.
Hi...

Jason Hawk.
They are talking to silently. I gotta hear this.

Jason stands up and gets between Kat and Alison though they both completely ignoring.

Alison Williams.
You still look great..

Katrina Costick.
Thanks... you too..

Then an awkward silence accured. They could use some awkward elevator music now.

Jason Hawk.
Well, if neither one of you are going to say it then I will. I look fantastic AND I am holding a baby. How attractive am I?

As Jason stood there with a stupid smile on his face Kat and Alison were really struggling to talk to each other. They both really wanted to say everything that was on their mind. But neiter really wanted to break the silence. But now they were not going to talk because pizza was here.

So later when we had all gotten something to eat Matt and Monster showed me down to their appartment. Or what is now also my appartment. So here I am. Starting a totally new life. Lying for the first time in my new bed. I met everyone and they all seem nice and cool. This should all be good. Wait.. who is playing metal music on a bass guitar?

Monster.
Sorry Jeff! Matt doesn't fall asleep if I don't play for him! I know you were thinking about who was playing bass! It'll take an hour max! OK maybe two!

Oh God...