So.. uhh... is this one? The red light is on. So I guess so.. I really don't know how to do this.. but anyways.. Jason told me that I should always talk about my opponent before every match. So,.. uhh .. I guess I gotta do it.. Jason knows what he is talking about.
So.. I am facing The Ninja. He has some wins. I just have one. So he beats me there. But if I wrestle to my full potential I guess I can beat him. I mean, he is no main eventer. Neither am I. So I guess we are pretty equal. I have to say though. I am nervous. I hope that won't affect my performance at...
Hey Jeff!! Where are you?!?? Oh there you are. What are you doing? Why is that camera recording? Are you doing a shoot? Please can I help!??! I miss doing those. You can just watch and learn.
Uhh.. sure.
Yes!!! Who am I suppose to talk about?
You made the card.. You don't remember who my opponent is?
..no..
It is The Ninja.
Oh.. that is easy. Look Ninja. You suck. Jeff is gonna destroy you at Battle Grounds. He took Frank Hart to his limits and Ryan Apollos broke your arm. That says something right there. Jeff would have beaten Apollos and you didn't. You think Jeff is gonna be a pushover? You are so sadly mistaken my friend. You think you are so good that you can give him some tips backstage before the match? Thefuck is wrong with you? I am his mentor! The Key to Extraordinary! Jason Hawk! One of the greatest wrestlers to ever live! I give Jeff the tips! I will tell him how to fucking destroy you! He is my protege and the New Era of professional wrestling. While you are a piece of shit that can't beat Ryan Apollos. You fucking suck Ninja. So therefor Jeff will beat you and we will all be happy and look at this Jeff. This is very important.
Ok.. ?
:HAWK:
Fuck you Ninja.
Subject: Hai Ninja! :P 
Sat Aug 20, 2011 8:52 pm
