Subject: Putting It On BLAST Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:12 am
PUTTING IT ON BLAST
I was nervous. I didnt want to go out those curtains. How would they react? I still had visible bruises on my face that the makeup couldn't cover. I was still sore and they would surely notice the limp on my walk down that ramp. I knew that once out there I would have to address them. Its not something I wanted to do, it was something I HAD to do. What if I choked? I wasnt ready to talk about such a topic, such a personal topic.
Great. Now I could hear my music. I had to come out now. There was no turning back, it was too late now. I was about to walk out to the ring but I hesitated. I heard the fans. I heard their reactions. They were shocked, they were screaming, they were cheering, they were just going nuts.
Without even a second thought I walked through the curtains with a smile on my face. I missed this feeling. I missed being cheered for, appreciated, and supported. I walked down that ramp with confidence, and a clear mind. I slapped the hands of my fans and slid into that ring quickly grabbing a microphone.
However once I had the microphone in my hand I paused. I kind of wished I took my time to come down to the ring because now I was nervous. I was nervous about telling them how I felt and addressing them, regardless they were still cheering my name and supporting me. I took a deep breathe.
LILLIAN SHARK I cannot express how I feel right now. I am so grateful that I have people who truly do care for me. Thanks for showing your love and care, I really do appreciate it, but theres one thing I have to address, thats really hard to talk about... so here goes nothing.
I looked up to see their hands up, them on their feet, and them holding up their signs. They were still cheering. It really did make me more comfortable.
LILLIAN SHARK I want to start by saying, growing up, I had everything. I really was a typical spoiled rich girl living in New York. My room was the size of this arena, and our backyard took up almost half of New York. We had chefs to make our food, we had maids to clean up our mess and we even had waiters to ask us what we wanted to eat. If my dad wanted to have some ribs, and my mom wanted to have pasta, and I just wanted a soup, that could work out.
I took another deep breathe, I hated talking about the past, but I needed to let them know I how I felt.
LILLIAN SHARK In Highschool every guy wanted me and every girl wanted to be me. I was pretty without makeup and prettier with makeup. I had and still do have a nice body, and I just had guys opening the door for me and doing my homework everyday of the week. Getting older I became a model. I was just a pretty girl, life was great and I had everything I could ever want UNTIL...
I looked up at the camera, now the arena was silent.
LILLIAN SHARK Until a 28 year old virgin by the name of Dan Alexander was tired of picking up kids with his candy and his minivan decided to kidnap me to not only kiss Coreys ass but to have me fufill his vomit fetish fantasies.
The crowd roared with laughter and cheers. I wasn't trying to be funny, I was being serious.
LILLIAN SHARK Theres alot of things you guys dont know about. He kidnapped a beautiful girl and instead of fucking her silly or anything like that, he had fetishes and he wanted to see me puke and do the most disgusting things I have ever HEARD OF.
I shrugged.
LILLIAN SHARK He told me if I told anybody about this, I would die. He would find me, and he would kill me. I dont care anymore, Im not strapped to a chair anymore and Im not playing his game, right now hes playing my game... our game. Shark is going to kick his ass but before that, Im going to expose him and put him on BLAST.
I smiled. I thought this would be hard for me but it really wasn't I guess I had the fans to thank.
LILLIAN SHARK The footage you guys saw was edited. Before kicking me in the face, he really did have a reason to kick me in the face. He was angry because he wanted me to... and I quote... "Go to the washroom in his mouth" He was mad because I did not take a dump in his mouth....EW, and he was mad because I did not urinate in his mouth....DOUBLE EW.
The fans made disgusted faces.
LILLIAN SHARK He showed me his true colors, and I dont think he even meant to post the video of him watching me eat my own puke. I think that was an accident, and right now he is already looked on as sick perverted fuck, but now I think I really did expose him as a sad pervert. "I bet your feet smell nice right now" Dan your fucking weird. Whenever Alison told me that you were spying on her and chasing her down the hallway and just being obsessed with her, I never paid attention to it, or believed her, because I looked at you and saw a normal person. Now I see you for who you are. A little virgin fuck who likes people to use your mouth as a toilet.
I put the microphone on my waist and clapped, then grabbed the microphone again.
LILLIAN SHARK He called me "Mistress Lillian" , so everyone, boys and girls men and women, look at Dan Alexander and know him for who he really is, a toilet slave, a crappy wrestler, the worst champion in IWF History, and a pervert virgin fuckface.
The fans cheered loudley still supporting me, I smiled back at them, but the smile dissapeared, now it was time to get back on topic.
LILLIAN SHARK As I was saying, I was a model, I was this and that... so you have to imagine what I was going through when I was getting beat up and hurt. I wasn't used to getting my face busted open. I mean we all saw Latoya a BLOODY MESS at FTA, and when I saw her after her match, she was all cool about it, she was used to tasting her own blood. She grew up the streets, when she was iniated to a gang they had to kick her in the face and beat her up, jump her and leave her for dead. I wasn't used to getting kicked, punched or anything. Even in wrestling matches I was almost untouchable. This thing was a new experience for me, an experience I want to forget about and never think about ever again.
I took a deep breathe.
LILLIAN SHARK With that being said, we move on to the match. Team Swag taking on the awkward pair of Bobby O'Day and Matthew Young, with their slutty ass friend Angelle Laree.
The fans began to boo at my opponents, I smiled, oh how I loved them.
LILLIAN SHARK First off I want to start with Bobby O'Day. Bobby O'Day is the ugliest out of the O'Day family and is the stupidest out of them too. He likes to think hes badass by calling people buttheads and he likes to think that his name actually means something in this sport.
I pulled out a marker out of my pocket, bent over, and wrote down Bobby O'Days name on the canvas. I then put the marker in my pocket and smiled at the camera.
LILLIAN SHARK I like to think..... Bobby who?
I looked down on his name and spat on it, not once but three times then took my furry boots and smushed it together, erasing the name from the canvas. I bowed down to the camera, then walked around the ring watching as the fans cheered me on.
LILLIAN SHARK Hes just as a bad as Matthew Young. I mean, Matthew Young, everytime hes on camera he says the same thing over and over AND OVER again, he huffs and he puffs, beats his chest, then storys out "Im going to be IWF Champion" NO YOU WONT, STOP DREAMING, HAS REALITY NOT KICKED YOU IN THE ASS YET?????
I pulled out a Matthew Young action figure from my back pocket, tossed it up in the air, then kicked it, none of the fans bothered catching the worthless peice of shit.
LILLIAN SHARK YOU SUCK. Your not even that good. To be honest, your not good at all. You keep telling the world your going to be champion but you know and I know that you cant even reach the championship. Your promos are just as bad as your wrestling skills. Oh and by the way, Tyson Rowle, beating him doesnt count as an accomplishment.
I put my finger up.
LILLIAN SHARK Listen sweety, this is how this Saturday will go. Your going to come into this ring with your chin up high because you got "Bobby O'Day" behind you and a girl that couldn't make it in TNA. Then the bell is going to ring and Team Swag is going to overwhealm you. Im going to bust you open, Mixer is going to spit a beat while kicking your ass, and then Victor is going to finish the job while stealing your ugly boots and selling them to a Matthew Young fan, and notice how I say "FAN" and not "FANS", we all know there is only one Matthew Young fan, and his name is Tyson Rowle.
I smiled.
LILLIAN SHARK Speaking of our friend Tyson. Once your done getting your ass kicked, the IWF is going to want to hype you up again, in order to do so, they're going to feed Tyson to you, your going to BARELY beat him for the 200th time in your career, and then your going to feel good about your luckluster performance and your going to go on camera saying "Im going to be IWF Champion soon" only to get your ass kicked the next time you step into the ring.
I gave the camera a weird face and shook my head.
LILLIAN SHARK I mean when is soon for you kid?, you had the chance to wrestle at FTA for the High Impact Championship... fuck it you didn't have a chance you HAD CHANCES, FOUR CHANCES, and you blew it, all of them. You got your ass kicked four times, and you even got your ass kicked by Ryan Apollos!, and come on, lets all be brutally honest here.... Ryan Apollos has to be by far, not only the ugliest wrestler, but the worst wrestler, not in IWF, but ON THE PLANET. You just cant deny that, if you name someone that sucks more than him your out of your mind. Ryan Apollos cant even pin down his own boyfriend let alone his own husband, and your going to tell me straight in the face he doesn't suck? pshhh
The fans cheered even more, I think there wasn't a moment when they weren't cheering.
LILLIAN SHARK Last but not least we hav-
"Sexy Naughty Bitch" hits the P.A System, Latoya Banks walks out of the ring, dressed up as Angelle Laree, she ignores the fans, flips them off, and looks at a portable mirror, then enters the ring and gets in Lillians face, Lillian shoves her to the floor and Latoya gets up not making the mistake of getting in Lillians face again.
LATOYA BANKS as ANGELLE LAREE Listen Lillian, I dont know who you think you ar-
I smiled and gave her my hand
LILLIAN SHARK I think I am Lillian Shark, Hi nice to meet you
Latoya ignored my hand, I put it back on my side.
LATOYA BANKS as ANGELLE LAREE DONT MAKE JOKES, AND DONT FUCK WITH ME OK??? I am 6'2, I weigh 170 pounds, and I am a three time TNA Knockouts Champion and I was even apart of UCW Management.
I yawned.
LILLIAN SHARK Can you go backstage... I was kind of busy, and to be honest your making me sleepy.
She got in my face again as the fans made a "OoOOoOoOoO" noise.
LATOYA BANKS as ANGELLE LAREE I AM THIRTY TWO YEARS OLD AND I GOT A BLUE WAFFLE FROM LOSING MY VIRGINTY TO ALISON WILLIA-
I gave her a headbutt, it was obviously a fake headbutt, I didnt want to hurt Latoya, she fell to the floor acting like it hurt, and I looked down at her smiling.
LILLIAN SHARK Your right. You are 6'2. You do weigh 170 pounds. You are 32 years old, and you do have blue waffle. You forgot to mention that without all that makeup on you only weigh 30 pounds you anorexic bitch.
The fans made another "OoOoOoOOoO" noise.
LILLIAN SHARK I heard your little enterance music, what was it?, "Sexy Naughty Bitch" by Tata Young I believe?, well I hope you dont come out to that because you think it reflects you. I mean... I think you do, as you were coming to this ring you were looking at your broken portable mirror. Its ashame girls like you that are so ugly have to trick the world into believing they actually look decent. You are not the real Angelle Laree..... this is the REAL 100% Angelle Laree....
I pointed up at the titantron and the fans gasped as they saw the picture.
I looked down at her.
LILLIAN SHARK Listen bitch, your making your debut and all so dont think that automatically means your going to win. Your going to get fucked up and destroyed. If you think you have an advantage here or there, we are going to seriously fuck you up. Team Swag isn't nothing to mess with, believe me.
Subject: Putting It On BLAST 
Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:12 am
