There shouldn't be shrimp in Chinese food!

[18:33:03] Alison Williams : K so
[18:33:13] Alison Williams : I got my chinese food out the microwave right
[18:33:18] Alison Williams : All of a sudden a shrimp explodes
[18:33:23] Alison Williams : Right onto my fucking neck
[18:33:28] Alison Williams : And it burnt like shit
[18:33:36] Alison Williams : It hurts
[18:33:39] @ Brandon Macdonald : Ouch
[18:33:39] Alison Williams : This is a bad day
[18:33:41] Alison Williams :
[18:33:43] @ Brandon Macdonald :
[18:33:55] @ Brandon Macdonald : Also
[18:34:01] @ Brandon Macdonald : Since when is shrimp chinese food?
[18:34:36] Alison Williams : Its put into chinese food
[18:34:41] Alison Williams : Well I got shrimp fried rice
[18:34:45] Alison Williams : Which has shrimp in i t
[18:35:02] @ Jason Hawk : Yeah, isn't just suppose to be nuddles, rice and diffrent kinds of meat?
[18:35:22] Alison Williams : I got SHRIMP FRIED RICE
[18:35:35] Alison Williams : DOES ANYONE FIND THE KEY WORD IN THAT?
[18:35:41] Alison Williams : Congrats if you do
[18:35:42] Alison Williams :
[18:35:59] @ Jason Hawk : I get that it was fried rice
[18:36:02] @ Jason Hawk : But why shrimp?`
[18:36:29] @ Brandon Macdonald : Sorry, I still don't know where the shrimp came from
[18:36:45] Alison Williams : I dont fucking know
[18:36:47] Alison Williams : Ask the asian people
[18:36:56] Alison Williams : It is very good though
[18:37:13] @ Jason Hawk : I don't believe Asians made it
[18:37:22] @ Brandon Macdonald : Me neither
[18:37:23] Alison Williams : Dont you guys eat Ramen Noodles?
[18:37:24] @ Jason Hawk : They would know there aren't suppose to be shrimp in there
[18:37:26] @ Brandon Macdonald : I think it was white people
[18:37:30] Alison Williams : You know the SHRIMP FLAVOR
[18:37:40] @ Jason Hawk : white American people..
[18:37:41] Alison Williams : And you look at the picture and there is SHRIMP in it?
[18:37:45] @ Brandon Macdonald : Yeah
[18:37:45] @ Jason Hawk : they don't know any better..
[18:37:49] Alison Williams : No their cooks are asian people
[18:37:54] @ Brandon Macdonald : Who dont know how to cook exotic food
[18:38:32] @ Jason Hawk : Those Asians have probably never even been to Asia
[18:38:41] @ Jason Hawk : They were born and raised in America
[18:38:52] @ Jason Hawk : They would know better if they had been to Asia
[18:39:45] @ Brandon Macdonald : Yeah
[18:40:00] @ Brandon Macdonald : Or their boss is white
[18:40:14] @ Brandon Macdonald : And is forcing them to go against their heritage by putting shrimp in their food
[18:40:23] Alison Williams : Omg really you guys?
[18:40:27] Alison Williams : You are being so lame right now
[18:41:50] @ Jason Hawk : Maybe they are Korean
[18:42:03] @ Jason Hawk : Trying to sabotage the good name of Chinese food
[18:42:21] @ Jason Hawk : Because they are jealous that no one is eating Korean food
[18:42:41] Alison Williams : Come on Jason
[18:42:43] @ Brandon Macdonald : That is a very good hypothesis
[18:42:44] Alison Williams : Shut up now
[18:42:47] @ Brandon Macdonald : It could be the reason
[18:42:49] Alison Williams : It doesnt matter ok
[18:42:53] Alison Williams : You to Brandon
[18:43:06] Alison Williams : If I put a plate of this in front of you
[18:43:08] * Brandon Macdonald slaps Alisons ass
[18:43:17] Alison Williams : Id know you guys would eat it like animals
[18:43:23] Alison Williams : You wouldnt have a sciene experiment
[18:43:27] Alison Williams : science*
[18:43:33] Alison Williams : Creating hypothesis and shit
[18:43:42] Alison Williams : Looking at the variables. Hell no
[18:43:45] Alison Williams : Stop shut. up.
[18:43:51] @ Jason Hawk : Yeah, I would probably eat it
[18:44:01] @ Jason Hawk : Though I would still wonder where the shrimp came from
[18:44:32] @ Jason Hawk :
[18:44:46] Alison Williams : LOL