A New Leaf For Everyone....

Guest

"So my crumpet eating friend, you have changed your path and now you are ready to kick ass and take names eh?? Well honestly brother from where I stand I am seeing more of the same I have always seen. You, Sean, Apollos, Dan... You all flap your gums all week but when it comes time to step between the ropes and handle your business you come up.....

....Vinnie holds fingers about an inch apart smiling at the camera....

.... Short. You all spout the same shit too and damn it gets old. I know I am a redneck I know I am huge down South. You are preachin' to the choir there brother. One thing I am not, well two things, is insignificant and dumb. Dan called me a nothing with a nothing Title. Well ask him how his ass whippin' felt last week. I wonder if he is awake yet?? And as far as dumb goes, I was fucking smart enough to systematically dismantle you and Sean....Hell I dragged LIBBEH over the barbed wire and left him looking like he got into a fight with a cheese greater. And as for you, T RO....I fell to the floor of the arena with you and it was me who got my hand raised in victory....Not YOU....ME....VINNIE VAN MOTHER FUCKIN' ROSE!!! This Title was rightfully mine from the get go and now it sits right back where it should....Right here on my shoulder......

...Now as far as you new attitude, your new out look on life goes.....I agree with ya it's time fro a change. I have been soft in my treatment of you yahoos in the back. I have taken it easy on ya, I really have. When I first came here and signed on that dotted line I told myself....

"Self, you are gonna go out there every GODDAMN night and leave it all out there blood, sweat, and tears. You are gonna decimate anyone that stands in your way. You are not gonna just beat them self, you are going to utterly destroy them so that when they leave the ring after ward they will be fundementally changed. They will forever know they got their ass handed to them by VEE VEE ARRRGH!!!"

.....And for awhile I excelled at doing that. I handed Death Angel his walking papers, I lynched Brenton damn Cyrus in the middle of the fucking ring, I put Sean on the shelf in a burn ward for Goddsakes. But, recently a gentler, butterflies and rainbows Vinnie has come out to play. I lost a few matches and when I did win my heart wasn't in it. I lacked that certain something that pished me from fun loving redneck to homicidal fucking maniac. But just like Stella did a few years ago, I have gotten my groove back....And I gotta tell ya, Crumpet I dig the new me. It felt amazing the past couple weeks to deal out pain and make you sons of motherless whores bleed again. Your screams and pleading for mercy just feed me and make me that much stronger.....

....So yeah you may have changed, you may fight on the side of the lil guy now but I have changed too. I realized there are two damn things I do very well....

Vinnie holds up two fingers on one and and his beer in the other.....

.....One, drinkin' beer and the other....I know you know it....yeah it's kickin' ass and guess what Crumpet???

....Vinnie turns the bottle of beer upside down let the last few drops drip to the floor.....

It looks like I am all outta beer......