Marshall's Law

Guest

Bobby O'Day: "A lot of people asked me why I did the things I did last week. I mean, I'm supposed to be the great protector, aren't I? I'm supposed to look after my sisters, make sure nothing bad happens to them, right? Why would I go against that? Why would I put my little sister in a hospital bed?

Because she's a dirty fucking whore.

You buttheads wanna know why I did what I did last week? Because after I got my contract in IWF, I had a epibaphy...

An epiffary....

Epithibary....

Fuck it, I thought of something that hadn't dawned on me before. I've been fighting to get the O'Day Legacy back to its former glory. I've been fighting to destroy guys like Brenton Cyrus, like Chuck Matthews, like Jason Hawk for the things they did to my family. The things they ruined with their actions. But you know what I realized that night, at From the Ashes?

It's as much my sisters' fault as it is theirs. It takes two to tango, buttheads. It's not just on the shoulders of Butthead Cyrus, Chuck Butthead, and Butthead Hawk. It's Taylor being a dirty whore and sleeping with half the guys she meets. It's Kim's falling head over heels for that butthead Chad Mason and faking her own death. It's Megan not getting a fucking abortion and getting rid of the spawn of King Butthead, Brenton Cyrus.

The O'Day Dynasty is dead, and it destroyed itself because it was made up by three incompetent, stupid women who were just as dumb and stupid as the guys that fucked them over.

There's no saving the O'Day Legacy...so I think it's time I started my own. Yeah, that's right. Fuck the O'Days. As of now, I'm officially disowning that stupid name. I'm starting a new leaf. A new era. And it begins this week.

I'm teaming up with a former IWF Champion. Dan Alexander. And I'm taking on team Black Attack. Dan, I hope you're ready, because you know what they say: Around blacks, never relax.

Yeah, that's right buttheads, I made a racist joke. Gonna beat me up for it? Try it. Because I'm coming to that ring like a madman. I'm coming in armed and dangerous. I got my massive biceps that'll crush your skulls like a couple of overcooked potatoes. I'll have my superior wrestling ability, and I'll be armed to the teeth with my buckets of KFC.

Hey look, Bobby made another funny.

You two don't stand a chance in hell. This week, it's all about restarting the legacy. Making a name for myself, away from the O'Day name. Away from slut sisters one, two and three. A new leaf. A new era.

The Era of Bobby Marshall."