Why The Fuck Not?

Well look what the fuck we have here

It's Kelvin Muamba, ready to make his professional debut, by ass-fucking a bunch of white bois who can't hang with my shit

Seriously, my shit is number one. The best shit you ever saw.

No one's shit is as sick as my shit.

I'm the backstage gigolo, and I'm ready to show this world who the fuck a nigger really is

And I'm gonna start by taking out a few pieces of shit who think they're hot shots in the show opener.

So suck my dick you white honkies

Since that's all you'll be doing on Sunday, when I teabag you until you tap out, you haters .

Kelvin out