[20:57:07] Tiffany Starr : What about me? Am I getting the talk? I guess not!
[20:57:25] @ Aaron O'Shea : okay ill try get the high score then
[20:57:29] Shadow Demon : Didnt you already have it Tif? lol
[20:57:45] Tiffany Starr : Nope chuck didnt tell me
[20:57:49] @ Chuck Matthews : tiffany, i'm not a girl, so i don;t know if its different, but i'll give it a shot
[20:57:55] @ Aaron O'Shea : 1 guy 1 cup is your sex ed
[20:57:58] Shadow Demon : Chuck you bitch....
[20:57:58] Tiffany Starr : ok
[20:58:17] Tiffany Starr : Aaron Im not watching that after seeing 2 girls 1 cup
[20:58:27] @ Aaron O'Shea : its different than that
[20:58:41] @ Chuck Matthews : guys that wear condoms are losers. they say otherwise, but trust me: they dont love you
[20:58:45] Tiffany Starr : But I dont care anything that has to do with 1 cup is nasty..
[20:59:01] @ Chuck Matthews : never cry during sex. you're the defender. make sure they dont get those bonus points
[20:59:03] @ Aaron O'Shea : its funny as shit
[20:59:03] Tiffany Starr : Ok Chuck
[20:59:18] Carmine has joined the chat the Sat May 30, 2009 8:59 pm
[20:59:22] @ Chuck Matthews : especially if the guy is named "aaron" cuz you never know...
[20:59:26] Tiffany Starr : Hi Carmine!
[20:59:27] @ Aaron O'Shea : haha chuck is a great sex ed /gym teacher
[20:59:27] @ Carmine : THE LAST TWO MATCHES TO GO
[20:59:32] Shadow Demon : lol
[20:59:34] Shadow Demon : This should be interesting
[20:59:43] @ Chuck Matthews : Carmine's missing out on a great talk
[21:00:00] @ Chuck Matthews : hmm...what else should girls know?
[21:00:01] Shadow Demon : Poor Carmine
[21:00:04] @ Carmine : I wish I could join in, but I got two matches and this show is done
[21:00:13] Shadow Demon : But on the plus side, he's writing the show
[21:00:18] Shadow Demon : Keep going Carmine!
[21:00:20] Tiffany Starr : But why shouldnt I cry? My brother told me it was going to hurt..
[21:00:24] @ Aaron O'Shea : babies are the trophy?
[21:00:33] @ Chuck Matthews : don't fall for shitty pickup lines. theyre a sign of desperation
[21:01:03] @ Chuck Matthews : fyi, "hey my name is chuck matthews, and i am god" is not a pickup line. its a lie. i am the only chuck matthews
[21:01:04] Tiffany Starr : lol, like in other words when there doing you, and they call you names?
[21:01:16] Tiffany Starr : lol
[21:01:39] Shadow Demon : "If you were the next mc donalds burger, i'd call you mcbeatiful
[21:01:50] Shadow Demon : Dont fall for that one lol
[21:01:56] @ Chuck Matthews : that leads me to my next point. if he calls you kinky things during sex, its a good thing. it has nothing to do with the fact that he forgot your real name
[21:02:03] @ Aaron O'Shea : oh sd thats the lamest one i have ever heard haha
[21:02:36] Shadow Demon : lol yeah
[21:02:55] @ Chuck Matthews : never fuck guys that call themselves "demons of the bed." you know, if the word demon is associated with them in any way, its a no go
[21:02:59] Tiffany Starr : that made me laugh so much sd..
[21:03:08] Shadow Demon : Oi shut up
[21:03:09] Tiffany Starr : Ok Chuck.
[21:03:14] Shadow Demon : (chuck)
[21:03:32] @ Aaron O'Shea : demon of desire haha
[21:03:34] @ Chuck Matthews : last point and your chuckified sex ed is complete.
[21:03:45] Tiffany Starr : Thank you Chuck
[21:04:03] @ Chuck Matthews : if you get knocked up and dont want the baby, adoption means you;ll have to go through labor pain.
[21:04:13] Shadow Demon : [21:02:55] @ Chuck Matthews : never fuck guys that call themselves "demons of the bed." you know, if the word demon is associated with them in any way, its a no go
[21:04:13] Tiffany Starr : I've had to much sex talk today.. and seeing porn that someone trick me into watching
[21:04:28] @ Chuck Matthews : the better option is to suck out the baby through a tube. this process is commonly referred to as "abortion"
[21:05:04] Shadow Demon : Even though everyone hates it
[21:05:13] The Mexican Samurai has been disconnected the Sat May 30, 2009 9:05 pm (session timeout)
[21:05:13] @ Aaron O'Shea : always go for the chodes haha
[21:05:16] @ Chuck Matthews : congrats tiffany and aaron. you are both graduates of Chuck Matthews school of sex. here's your fake degree
[21:05:33] Tiffany Starr : thank you chuck
[21:05:33] Shadow Demon : lol
[21:05:41] Shadow Demon : Well done Chuck