Context! It is important!

[15:46:11] Dan Alexander : I dont know
[15:46:19] Dan Alexander : I guess I legit like you
[15:46:21] Dan Alexander : but
[15:46:25] Dan Alexander : in a fatherly way
[15:46:34] Crimson Skull : ....
[15:46:39] Alison Williams : .....well then.
[15:47:45] Alison Williams : you are so fucked up to say you like me in a FATHERLY WAY

[15:48:23] Alison Williams : ...dan just go
[15:48:33] Alison Williams : You ruined Crimson's and I chat time

[20:09:44] Stygian : Oh, Dan, I'm pretty sure I'm going to fuck you
[20:10:03] Stygian : ...that's going in context, ain't it

[11:45:34] Dan Alexander : That's my favorite place to have baby batter busted on!

[16:34:20] @ Chuck Matthews : This coming from a guy whose nickname is currently "Anal Plz"
[16:34:31] Dan "Anal Plz" Alexander : I like it that way
[16:34:59] Dan "Anal Plz" Alexander : Don't stop

[17:44:02] Tiny Penis Alexander : CHUCk
[17:44:04] Tiny Penis Alexander : PLAY MORE
[17:44:07] Tiny Penis Alexander : PLAY WITH ME

17:44:49] @ Chuck Matthews : I do not have time to play with tiny penis

[17:49:20] Tiny Penis Alexander : cause chuck is my father

[18:59:01] Alison Williams : ....maybe came on me but never shit

[15:40:12] Alison Williams : Carmine has to fill my piehole!

[17:47:25] Alison Williams : God I want that meat

[09:18:50] Alison Williams: The cuttest guy butt is my brothers
[09:18:54] Alison Williams: His butt is so cute

[12:24:58] * Alison Williams unzips his pants

Chuck Matthews wrote:

[12:24:58] * Alison Williams unzips his pants

Alison Williams wrote no such thing.

[14:48:10] JFRESH : Fuck you Steelio.

[14:48:11] JFRESH : in the ass

[12:51:33 22/09/12] Alison Williams : Be IN the pussy

[23:14:31] Steel Angel : I think I had a dream where I took a piss and my dick shrivled up but other than that no

[00:45:55] @ Steel Angel : I PULLED IT OFF!!!
[00:46:06] Gordon Fury : thats what she said?

[23:04:29] @ Stygian : Corey Casey stapled my dick

[20:18:31] Alexander Remington : i shit the bed this week
[20:18:47] @ Stygian : That's why you're not getting any pussy
[20:18:49] Alexander Remington : like i said, i NEVER no show
[20:18:53] Alexander Remington : lmao sty
[20:19:20] Alexander Remington : nah, i'm just one of these uber-religious girls

(Extemporaneous chatter removed for effect.)

[15:11:17] Alexander Remington : fucking stupid having to read 15 year olds posting about how they're in love
[14:11:50] Alexander Remington : why am i friends with 15 year olds?

[15:15:12] Alexander Remington : i used to go to their houses and teach them all i knew
[15:15:17] Alexander Remington : .......ok fuck me

[15:15:54] Alexander Remington : they were mostly girls tho

[10:24:16] Gordon Fury : im a likeable dick
[10:24:22] Gordon Fury : which is the best kind of dick

[01:15:06] Alexander Remington : white > black

[02:19:00] stormingraven : I hope to see someone walking down the streets with those, and get really close to them and shout "google search blue waffle" then run like hell
[02:22:28] @ Steel Angel : oh gosh that made me think of that dreaded addiction

[22:19:58] Gordon Fury : I'd rather fuck a tranny while being hit by a bus

[01:00:28] @ Corey Casey : i got swag for days
[01:00:33] @ Corey Casey : *dogs

You win CC. We can't keep up with that

Chuck Matthews wrote:

[02:19:00] stormingraven : I hope to see someone walking down the streets with those, and get really close to them and shout "google search blue waffle" then run like hell
[02:22:28] @ Steel Angel : oh gosh that made me think of that dreaded addiction

This might be the funniest one on this thread

[22:44:47] Alexander Remington : i've always wanted to do an 80 year old man with a cane

[22:46:07] Alexander Remington : i never said i wanted to have sex with them; just play with them

[03:18:19] @ Corey Casey : i want u guys

[11:30:29 11/01/13] @ Corey Casey : could u imagine someone like Jim Ross providing play by play commentary for u while u were having sex?

[11:30:32 11/01/13] @ Corey Casey : that'd be hilarious

[11:30:45 11/01/13] Jack Savage : lol

[11:30:45 11/01/13] @ Corey Casey : "GOOD....GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY! HE JUST BUSTED IN HER FACE!"

[11:30:48 11/01/13] Axle Vengeance : LMFAO

[11:30:53 11/01/13] @ Corey Casey : "COREY CASEY IS SPLITTING IN HER HALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[11:30:57 11/01/13] Jack Savage : him and the king together

[11:31:07 11/01/13] Jack Savage : I see poopies

[11:31:49 11/01/13] Axle Vengeance : thats some nasty sex with poopies involved lol

[00:21:40] Alexander Remington : DON'T FUCK ME NOW

I think he just needs his own thread. Shit Remi Says.

[04:06:15] Alexander Remington : necrophilia ftw

Remi strikes again

[16:46:50] Alexander Remington : i love fucking it
[16:46:52] Alexander Remington : wait what

[22:29:13]Alexander Remington : sexually, my holes are exit only. wait...that makes no sense either, unless i'm shitting on a girl

[22:04:38] @ Steel Angel : and chuck.........get off my dick

[22:55:35] @ Chuck Matthews : Because of you, my 1000th tweet was "Implying balls"

[01:34:35] @ Stygian : Please fondle my buttocks

[21:13:46] Kit O'Connor : I think i love Tim.

Stygian wrote:

[22:55:35] @ Chuck Matthews : Because of you, my 1000th tweet was "Implying balls"

This isn't even out of context. WHY THE FUCK IS THAT MY 1000th TWEET?

God damn Remington.

[21:53:45] @ Chuck Matthews : My balls shine with the intensity of a thousand suns
[21:54:02] @ Chuck Matthews : If I were to take off my pants, light may reflect off of them and start a fire

[22:40:45] @ Jaci Sovereign : I MADE OUT WITH CASEY CAUSE OF LOPL

[11:27:15] @ Chuck Matthews : Because when I wake up, this coke will be flat

[11:27:19] @ Chuck Matthews : And flat coke sucks

[11:27:36] @ Chuck Matthews : Soda is like boobs

[11:27:45] @ Chuck Matthews : When it's flat

[11:27:48] @ Chuck Matthews : Do not want

[11:28:36] @ Chuck Matthews : soda consumption complete

[11:28:42] @ Chuck Matthews : commence sleep stage

[11:28:44] @ Chuck Matthews : passing out

[11:28:46] @ Chuck Matthews : fuuuuuuuck

[11:28:49] @ Chuck Matthews : good night.

[22:27:36] Khaos : you want some cum?

[20:30:40] @ Stygian : I'd rather watch an Alison Williams Poop Show

[01:02:34] Chuck Matthews : hey guys i sucked a man's penis today

[23:33:33] @Corey Casey : Chuck and I are lovers.
[23:33:39] @Corey Casey : Seriously, mandem.
[23:33:50] @Corey Casey : the things I would do to Chuck...illegal in 13 states.

[02:13:09] @Corey Casey : it's Valentine's Day, and i just want Ali as my Valentine

[12:52:20] Tiffani Michaels : I don't just put anything up my butt

[21:09:34] Christian Gabriel : LOL What are you talking about, Chuck? Styg and I are exactly like an old married couple

[20:52:17] Brandon Macdonald : I turn 14 soon though.

[20:52:24] Brandon Macdonald : I'm really excited.

[20:52:25] Alexander Remington : omg BMAC!.

[20:52:28] Alexander Remington : we could hook up.

[20:52:32] Alexander Remington : i'm only 11, but i have big tits

[20:57:00] Scumbag Shark : Remi ur so cute, if tiff wasnt urs then i would just snatch u up and eat u like a little cupcake.