Tim Gets Mindfucked

[00:53:52] Tim Patrick : ok, question....is connor black?

[00:54:00] @ Chuck Matthews : Yeah

[00:54:01] @ Chuck Matthews : LOL

[00:54:04] Tim Patrick : he confused the shit out of me earlier

[00:54:05] Tim Patrick : ok lol

[00:54:06] @ Chuck Matthews : It's pretty funny, actually

[00:54:17] @ Chuck Matthews : Because he plays an Irish white guy

[00:54:49] @ Chuck Matthews : Though I guess that's not as weird as a 19 year old dude from Chicago playing a 17 year old Miami girl

[00:54:56] @ Chuck Matthews : If this was real life, someone would call the cops

[00:55:11] Tim Patrick : who did that?

[00:55:17] @ Chuck Matthews : Then they would report Chris Jericho beating some poor woman senseless

[00:55:20] @ Chuck Matthews : Me

[00:55:25] Tim Patrick : lol

[00:55:30] @ Chuck Matthews : Or did you not know that I was writing as Ashley all that time?

[00:55:41] @ Chuck Matthews :

[00:55:44] Tim Patrick : YOU were ashley?

[00:55:48] @ Chuck Matthews :

[00:55:53] @ Chuck Matthews : Yes

[00:55:58] @ Chuck Matthews : It was so bad



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[00:56:14] Tim Patrick : .....did nick know this?

[00:56:18] @ Chuck Matthews : FUCK YOU NICK

[00:56:21] @ Chuck Matthews : Oh yeah

[00:56:31] @ Brandon Macdonald : Of course he knew

[00:56:32] @ Chuck Matthews : But he was in character 99.999% of the time

[00:56:34] @ Brandon Macdonald : It made it even weirder

[00:56:42] Tim Patrick : man....what the fuck,.....lmao....

[00:57:17] Tim Patrick : everytime i was in chat he was like "heh heh my suck my dick ashley...." and you were like "ohhh it's so big" LMAO

[00:57:27] @ Chuck Matthews : DON'T REMIND ME TIM

[00:57:28] @ Brandon Macdonald :

[00:57:34] @ Brandon Macdonald : Lets not talk about that ever

[00:57:39] Tim Patrick : dude i'm dying

[00:57:46] Tim Patrick : i think i just woke my parents up

[00:57:48] @ Chuck Matthews : SHUT UP!

[00:57:49] @ Chuck Matthews : LOL

[00:58:01] @ Brandon Macdonald : You have to admit

[00:58:05] @ Brandon Macdonald : Chuck was a great actor

[00:58:24] @ Chuck Matthews : I didn't really think of how fucking weird it was, because I ended up getting into character, and it was no problem then

[00:58:46] @ Chuck Matthews : Now that I don't have to write as her, I realize just how fucking weird that is

[00:58:52] @ Chuck Matthews : And I'm slightly traumatized...

[00:59:02] @ Chuck Matthews : HE MADE HER HAVE SEX WITH HIM

[00:59:10] @ Brandon Macdonald : ALL THE TIME

[00:59:18] Tim Patrick : and brandon would be like "you guys are so cute together"

[00:59:26] @ Chuck Matthews : YOU CAN'T UNSEE YOURSELF WRITING ABOUT FUCKING A DUDE

[00:59:44] Tim Patrick : the internet is so fucking odd



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[01:01:16] @ Brandon Macdonald : I guessed you were Ashley

[01:01:19] Tim Patrick : i talked to you thinking you were a chick

[01:01:20] @ Chuck Matthews : Like, it was to the point where I would say like "I'll probably get something written for Chris or Chad"

[01:01:21] Tim Patrick : lol

[01:01:26] @ Brandon Macdonald : Like, three weeks in I think

[01:01:32] @ Chuck Matthews : But I would always refer to Ashley in third person

[01:01:41] @ Chuck Matthews : "I don't know what Ashley is doing"

[01:01:46] Tim Patrick : like being really open to you about crazy shit thinking you were a chick

[01:01:47] @ Chuck Matthews : "Ashley might write something"

[01:01:48] Tim Patrick : lol

[01:01:50] Tim Patrick : wtf

[01:01:54] @ Chuck Matthews : LOL

[01:02:02] @ Brandon Macdonald : Crazy stuff man

[01:02:05] @ Chuck Matthews : Well, that's comforting

[01:02:09] @ Brandon Macdonald : How do you think I felt when I thought I lost to a girl

[01:02:15] @ Chuck Matthews : Knowing that I make a very convincing teenage girl

[01:02:16] @ Brandon Macdonald : then figured out it was really Chuck?

[01:02:30] @ Brandon Macdonald : (I actually felt a lot better)

[01:02:31] @ Chuck Matthews : That's gotta be better on you

[01:02:33] @ Chuck Matthews : LOL

[01:02:42] Tim Patrick : you were VERY convincing

[01:02:44] @ Chuck Matthews : At least you lost to one of the best writers the place had

[01:03:01] @ Chuck Matthews : ...he just happened to be writing from a girl's perspective when it happened

[01:03:21] @ Brandon Macdonald : Ad it just happened to be the girls only good RPs in like a 6 month timespan

[01:03:37] @ Chuck Matthews : I figured most people just assumed "Come on...who would HONESTLY portray some dude's daughter except the guy himself?"

[01:03:43] Tim Patrick : now nick is more than a jerk....he's a total creep

[01:04:08] Tim Patrick : i just

[01:04:09] Tim Patrick : i mean

[01:04:18] Tim Patrick : wow

[01:04:19] Tim Patrick : lol

[01:04:59] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO

[01:05:12] Tim Patrick : who else knew?

[01:05:16] @ Brandon Macdonald : Tims mind is completely blown right now

[01:05:19] @ Chuck Matthews : Ruben knew (because I told him)

[01:05:24] Tim Patrick : brandon you have no fucking idea

[01:05:38] @ Chuck Matthews : It actually blew Ruben's mind when he realized I wrote over half the RP's for Revo 40



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[01:07:35] @ Brandon Macdonald : Tim, did you know that I'm Gunther?

[01:07:40] @ Brandon Macdonald : I forget if I told you

[01:07:43] Tim Patrick : GET THE FUCK OUT

[01:07:55] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO

[01:07:55] @ Chuck Matthews : LMAO

[01:08:01] @ Chuck Matthews : Mind: BLOWN.

[01:16:40] Tim Patrick : why didn't you guys just leave when nick was like "yeah, lets have sex in chat"

[01:16:58] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO

[01:17:00] @ Chuck Matthews : ........I think my mind has just been blown

[01:17:08] @ Chuck Matthews : LMAO

[01:17:18] @ Chuck Matthews : I actually never thought of that

[01:17:26] @ Chuck Matthews : Just leaving to avoid the awkward

[01:17:56] Tim Patrick : like....normally if a guy online is like "hey, pretend to be a chick and cyber fuck me in a wrestling chat with other people there" i'd be like ...no, and leave

[01:18:00] @ Chuck Matthews : Probably because the next time I logged into the chatbox, I would either get kicked and banned (if not Ashley)

[01:18:15] @ Brandon Macdonald : Like, I wasnt going to leave just because Nick wanted to have sex with a guy/girl in a chatbox

[01:18:19] @ Chuck Matthews : And if I was Ashley, I'd be interrogated. "Why did you leave? You didn't want it? You were tired? What?"

[01:18:22] @ Brandon Macdonald : Especially when we tried to be in character a lot



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[01:19:14] @ Brandon Macdonald : I think Ashley was the one person I could totally see as her picbase

[01:19:18] Tim Patrick : lol

[01:19:33] @ Brandon Macdonald : Probably because I had to picture Miley Cyrus talking, otherwise it would be really weird

[01:20:28] @ Chuck Matthews : Yeah

[01:20:37] @ Chuck Matthews : Like, I do that regardless of who the real person is though

[01:20:50] @ Chuck Matthews : Like, thanks to person behind the poster, I know what James Shark looks like

[01:20:57] Tim Patrick : this chat needs to be looked over by medical professionals

[01:21:09] @ Chuck Matthews : But I still picture Rampage walking around and making stupid noises when he's in the chat

[01:21:25] @ Brandon Macdonald : Yeah

[01:21:25] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO

[01:21:35] @ Chuck Matthews : Seriously, if my mind played a little video for all to see when I was on the chat, it'd be fucking weird

[01:21:39] @ Chuck Matthews : Edge: "Hey guys"

[01:21:57] @ Chuck Matthews : Rampage Jackson: "Chuck's back Chu Chu Chuck's back REEEEEEEMIX Chu chu chu"

[01:22:00] @ Brandon Macdonald : Georges St Pierre: "Oh hai"

[01:22:15] @ Chuck Matthews : Jericho: "Hello gents"

[01:22:32] @ Chuck Matthews : Pillman: "YOU were Ashley?!"

[01:22:43] Tim Patrick : lol

[01:22:54] @ Brandon Macdonald : Sheamus/Bader: "o-o"

[01:23:06] Tim Patrick : let me put this in perspective for a minute

[01:23:17] Tim Patrick : I had a friend for years...he was like a brother to me

[01:23:21] Tim Patrick : one day

[01:23:39] Tim Patrick : he told me he is transgender, and wants to be female

[01:23:55] Tim Patrick : THIS chat shit

[01:23:58] Tim Patrick : is weirder somehow

[01:24:00] @ Chuck Matthews : Yeah...this isn't really like that

[01:24:10] Tim Patrick : i know it's not like that

[01:24:19] @ Brandon Macdonald : Its not like Chuck signed up as a girl at the start

[01:24:23] @ Chuck Matthews : This is more like, your friend for years is a dude, and quite enjoys being a dude, and likes having a penis

[01:24:36] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO

[01:24:42] Tim Patrick : i'm just saying i totally understood my old friend and supported it from the minute he said it. this thing is harder for me to take lol

[01:24:52] @ Chuck Matthews : But some douchebag is keeping him chained up in his basement and makes him dress up as a girl, talk like a girl, and get reconstructive surgery against his will

[01:25:05] @ Chuck Matthews : IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN TIM

SO MANY HALL OF FAME WORTHY MIND FUCKS ON THE CHAT!

[01:34:24] Tim Patrick : fml

[01:34:31] @ Brandon Macdonald : its okay TIm

[01:34:37] @ Brandon Macdonald : It happened to all of us at one point

[01:34:49] Tim Patrick : LOL no it doesn't

[01:35:00] Tim Patrick : i'll bet that out of all the people i know

[01:35:09] Tim Patrick : i am the only person this has happened to

[01:35:17] @ Brandon Macdonald : It happened to me

[01:36:17] @ Chuck Matthews : LOL

[01:36:35] @ Chuck Matthews : It blew Corey's mind when he learned that Nick and Brenton were the same guy

[01:36:43] Tim Patrick : man...you could be a 60 year old chinese lady for all i know

[01:36:47] @ Brandon Macdonald : It didn't realy surprise me that much

[01:36:57] @ Brandon Macdonald : But Brenton told me

[01:36:59] Tim Patrick : NICK AND BRENTON WERE THE SAME GUY?!

[01:37:01] @ Chuck Matthews : Blew my mind when I learned Carmine controlled half the original NLWF roster

[01:37:08] @ Chuck Matthews : Are you serious?

[01:37:08] @ Brandon Macdonald : LMAO

[01:37:10] @ Chuck Matthews : LMAO

[01:37:20] @ Brandon Macdonald : I thought EVERYONE knew that

[01:37:29] Tim Patrick : i actually almost just cried

[01:37:36] Tim Patrick : i had to cough to stop it

REAL LIFE TIM WITH HIS MIND BLOWN

Hahahahahaha!!!!!! Can't.... breathe.... *wipes tears*

:CMM:

To Blyss, for bumping this thread. LMFAO