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 |  Subject: BLOOD, FIRE - FIRE, BLOOD  Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:15 pm | |
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- Hostyle Jones IWF.com Interview -
IWF Reporter: Welcome to the Insurgency, and I'm sure you're excited? How do you feel about making your IWF debut at one of IWF's most extreme pay-per-views, Bloody Sunday? Hostyle Jones: Well, to be quite honest, I didn't think that the Hostile One would ever step foot in a ring again, let alone in the IWF! I mean, I'm excited, it's just I am known for my over the top antics. Not a lot of federations like that. They seem to except 'insane people', but only to an extent. I mean, in the WWX I kidnapped Mark Woodbridge's pig, and decapitated it and a run-down hotel in Nevada. Next thing you know WWX tells me that they want to suspend me for maiming animals? I mean they didn't, but they were considering it! I can't help the fact that I'm bizarre, and I'm a sick fuck!! This is just something that the ignorance of this cold world has bestowed upon me... I just hope that Rick Christian, Brandon MacDonald, and the rest of the IWF corporate office can except the sickness that is Hostyle Jones? IWF Reporter: I think another this the IWF fans would like to know, is what has Chris Jones been doing, since his departure from the WEW? Also, what caused you to leave the organization? Hostyle Jones: Let's not talk about that knock-off 'rated G' version of WWE! I thought that the direction Vince Mcmahon took the 'World Wrestling Entertainment' was the dumbest thing I've ever seen? Well, I was wrong!!! The WEW is like watching 'Lamb-Chop and Friends or Rugrats'. They don't promise blood sweat and tears. The only thing that promise is rainbows and butterflies... Hostyle Jones: Like I said, I won't get into that, because I have already been invited to the Interfed event to team up with Steel Angel! With that said, I will just let my proformance speak for itself. IWF Reporter: Steel Angel and Hostyle Jones teaming up? On top of the interfed five-on-five event? This pay-per-view is going to be huge. I understand Steel Angel has been a very close friend to you for a while? How did this happen? Hostyle Jones: Yea, Stee'lo is a cool dude! We first worked together back in the indy federations. This was when I had first developed my talents in the wrestling ring. Steel happened to be wrestling as 'Anime Fanatic' at the time. I still tell him to this day, that was the cheesiest gimmick he's ever had! I had found that gimmick to be almost as funny as the time I smacked Spike Lee in the face with a bag of dog-shit at a New York Knicks game!! IWF Reporter: Who brings a bag of dog dung to a New York Knick's game? "Hostyle Jones points at himself at this moment..."
Hostyle Jones: You have to understand, I have one sick, twisted sense of humor. To me, I thought it would be funny to show up to a Knicks game and blast a shit-bag across Spike's face. Back to Angel's whole Anime Fanatic gimmick, as dumb as it was... It led into the birth of Steel Angel, and now Steel Angel has made himself known. I guess even the bad can bring the good?
IWF Reporter: Going back to this Sunday at the Pay-Per-View, you are set to face Sean Libby in a First Blood match! What are your thoughts going into the match?
Hostyle Jones: It's Mr. Hostility's first match back, and he's coming for blood. Me, Libby, Paris, First Blood Match. It's going to be exciting, and it is going to be brutal!! Someone is going to get busted open, and it's not going to be me...
Hostyle Jones: The fans probably want to know if I'm still as brutal as I used to be. This is going to answer their questions. I'm not just coming to win, and I'm not just coming to bust you open. I'm coming to paint the wrestling ring with blood! I'm coming to show the whole IWF roster that Chris "Hostyle" Jones is every ounce of the sick fuck that he says he is!
Hostyle Jones: This is a match where anything goes, and this is a match that is going to get ugly- quick!! I'm excited... the fans are excited, but Sean, are you excited? Are you ready to see what a Hostyle takeover is all about??
IWF reporter: Exactly how far do you think your career will go here in the IWF? What is to come of the future of Chris Jones??
Hostyle Jones: Eventually, I'm going to become the most feared/respected wrestlers the IWF has to offer. This isn't my first mosh-pit, and I damn sure know how to get down to business. When the camera rolls, and the bell tolls... I let my demons carry me! A question everyones askedm upon entering the wrestling business is... DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES?? I won't answer that, because months from now, when I'm making my title run, and I'm taking on whatever this federation has in store for me. They will begin to ask another question... Is anyone crazy enough to get in the ring with Chris Jones?
IWF Reporter: Well, thank you for joining us to conduct this interview, Chris. We look forward to watching your match with Sean Libby, and good luck...
- SHOOT -
Hostyle Jones
"Really, for what it's all worth, I can't wait til' Sunday! Things are going to be hectic, and I'm going to be the one to make them that way! This Sunday, Mr. Hostility is back in action"
Hostyle Jones stares down at the locker-room floor as the scene opens at the last IWF house show in France before Bloody Sunday.
Hostyle Jones
"This Sunday, there will be no turning back... no turning back for Libby, and no turning back for me! This Sunday, the unsung hero will shine above all! I will erase any doubts about who the sickest entity in the world of wrestling is!! The IWF is going to know Hostyle Jones name, much like the pervious federations I have been in do! The good thing is, a First Blood match is exactly the way to do it...
"BLOOD!!"
Hostyle Jones pulls a small box of wooden steak matches out of his leather jacket pocket.
Hostyle Jones
"...and FIRE!!"
Hostyle Jones takes a match from the box, and strikes it against the edge, and stares at the flame as the match egnites. His eyes rest lazily on the flame as a sick grin comes across his face. Hostyle Jones becomes hypnotized by the flame, until it burns down and extinguishes... leaving a trail of smoke lingering from the match. Hostyle Jones drops the match that burnt out onto the locker room floor.
Hostyle Jones
"I'M GONNA BURN THE FUCKING TOWER DOWN!!!"
"No... I mean it, like I'm really going to try and burn that mother fucker to the ground, and I'm going to make Sean Libby bleed along with it!! You want ratings, and you want one hell of an event?? WELL, HOSTYLE JONES IS GOING TO GIVE THE IWF ONE!!"
"... I'm going to bring the ratings, I'm going to bring the madness... and it's going to get contagious at Bloody Sunday!! It's going to spread like a wild-fire... from be making Sean Libby bleed, to Steel bashing Ryan Apollos FUCKING BRAINS IN!!"
Hostyle Jones lights a match once more against the edge of the match box. The flame burns as Hostyle Jones lets out a wicked laugh, and then cups the match in his hand, clenching it with a firm fist to extinquish it.
Hostyle Jones
"I think this is going to be more entertaining to me then it will be my fans. I want to bust Libby open, but I don't only want to make him bleed. I want to walk out looking like I bathed in his blood!! OH YES... IT WILL BE A BLOOD-BATH!!
Hostyle Jones reaches in his pocket, and then he pulls out a bottle of lighter fluid, and begins a slow-paced mythotical laugh, he begins to squirt it from the bottle onto the tiles of the locker room floor. His laughter gets louder as he begins to pull a match from the match box. He strikes the match and drops it to the ground. The fire spreads across the floor making a smiley face of flames. The flames begin to die down and lower as Hostyle speaks again.
Hostyle Jones
"Your will to win, can not save you!! Nothing can save you from Hostyle Jones, Sean!! YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO JESUS TO BEAT ME!! You're going to need rosery-beads... AND A BIBLE, BOY!"
"Let's face it, if the world was all butterflies and rainbows... IF THE WORLD WAS A PERFECT PLACE, and if we relied on fairy tale endings... typically, Sean Libby would win. The problem with this is... fairy tale endings don't happen in the real world. In the real world the weak gets preyed upon by the strong. You will have to either learn to except the evil into your heart at Bloody Sunday, Sean... or you will die along with your silly emotions, like the ones that you have for Serai Leone!!"
"The era of Hostility begins this Sunday! The era of Revelations is upon the IWF, and this federation will grow to love the maniac that is... HOSTYLE JONES!!"
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