Wrestler Name- Farmer Dick
Wrestler Nicknames- Big Dick, The Friendly Farmer
Born- September 9th, 1979
From- The Happy Dick Farm
Weight- 312 Pounds
Height- 6’6
Entrance Music- Thank God I’m a Country Boy- John Denver
Alignment- Face
Bio- Farmer Dick is a hardworking, blue color throwback to an older time. Farmer Dick runs The Happy Dick Farm in Arkansas, and has for a number of years since the passing of his father, the original Dick. Like many modern people, Dick has been effected by the tough economy, and the Arkansas government has been threatening to close down his farm due to lack of funds. While Farmer Dick doesn’t care for TV, he has been a wrestling fan since he was a little Dick, so he has turned to that to raise the funds to keep his farm running smooth and proper. Farmer Dick is a very friendly man, until the bell rings because he knows a win is more money, and more money is one step closer to getting him back on his farm every day.
Farmer Dick rarely goes anywhere without his “Prize Winning” cock, Tessy. Tessy the rooster has won many awards in Arkansas, but the one Big Dick is most proud of is ‘Largest Cock in Arkansas 2011”.
Atire- Overalls, blue/brown.
Pic Base- Hillbilly Jim
Fighting Style- Brawler, hard hitting, power.
Finishers- The Cock Flop(Dedicated to Tessy)- Diving Splash(Second or Top Rope)
The Dick Drop- Running Powerslam
Signatures- Running Big Boot
Avalanche in the corner
Common Moves-
Stiff Punches
Stiff Kicks
Stiff Knees
Military Press
Scoop Slam
Butterfly Suplex
Side Slam
Backbreaker
Headlock
Headbutts
Legdrops
Neckbreakers
Knife Edge Chops(Said to chop mens chests bare!)
Axe Handle Smash
Occasional Chokeslam when Angered
Entrance- “Well, life on the farm is kinda laid back
Ain't much an old country boy like me can't hack
It's early to rise, early in the sack
Thank God, I'm A Country Boy!
Well a simple kinda life never did me no harm
A raisin' me a family and workin' on a farm
My days are all filled with an easy country charm
Thank God I'm a Country Boy!
Well, I got me a fine wife, I got me old fiddle
When the sun's comin' up I got cakes on the griddle
Life ain't nothin' but a funny, funny riddle,
Thank God I’m a Country Boy!
YEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!”
The fans burst into cheers as ‘Big’ Farmer Dick bursts through the entrance curtain, struttin’ to his own music. In his hands he holds his prize winning cock Tessy as he walks to the ring. He tucks his cock under his arm as he claps hands with the fans with his free one. He walks the entirety of the ring, clapping hands and shaking hands with fans before handing his cock Tessy to a stage hand to hold. He stomps up the stairs, stepping over the top rope, marching around the ring before settling into the corner to await the match.
Subject: Farmer Dick 
Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:35 pm
