SO TAKE....THESE BROKEN WINGS

Chuck sits in his locker room, staring at the TV. He hears a knock at the door.

Chuck Matthews: "It's open."

The door opens.

Philip walks into Chucks office with a case of Shocktop beer. We walks in and sits down and takes the remote from Chuck and begins to flip through the channels he looks at Chuck.

PJ: Why are you looking at me like that? You want a beer just fucking grab one damn.

Philip slams his beer and tosses the can onto the floor and grabs another one. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pack of smokes and lights it up. He offers one to Chuck

Brandon Macdonald randomly walks into the office

Brandon Macdonald: "Either of you want to buy some cocaine?"

Chuck looks from Phil to the TV.

Chuck Matthews: "I was watching that."

Phil continues flipping through channels. Chuck frowns, but says nothing, grabbing a beer and sitting back to watch TV.

Assbutt Brandon is left ignored.

Philip hears the word Coke and his ears perk up. He slams his beer and tosses the can to the floor. He tosses his smoke on the carpet and puts it out with his foot.

PJ: You say Coke? Give me some of that shit.

Philip hears Axles voice and turns around and Tosses him a beer.

Pj: Shit I saw a Tv and had a case of been and decided to help myself. Chuck didnt kick me out so I said fuck it and took the remote.

Philip cracks another beer and waits for Brandon to give him the Coke

Brandon: "Like I would have any coke on my person. You give me the money and you'll get your coke"

Assbutt Chuck can suck it

Chuck looks from Assbutt Brandon to Axel.

Chuck Matthews: "You're...I know you. Where do I know you from? Axel Anger, right?"

Chuck is tempted to call the cops on Assbutt Brandon for laughs, but decides against it.

Philip looks at Brandon and Busts out laughing

PJ: Do I look fucking stupid to you? You bring the product you get the money. This isnt a charity case Im not giving you and fucking money until I see product now move along and dont come back with out the shit.

Philip scrolls through the channels and begins to order all kinds of Pay per views on chucks TV.

Brandon decides that he's been had, so he throws a bag of cocaine in assbutt Chuck's face, watching it explode all over him before taking Philip's wallet from his pocket and running away and out of the arena

Philip sees the coke all over Chuck and gets pissed and lifts him up like a rag doll and shakes him over the table salvaging all there is left.

PJ: What a dumbass he took my wallet and all that was in there was a $20. Does he honestly think Im stupid enough to walk around here with a wad of cash?

Philip then buries his face in the coke Like Tony Montoya

Philip looks up and looks at Axle

PJ: Yo you want in on this?

Philip looks at Chuck who sits there emotionless and finishes up his Coke. He walks over unplugs the TV picks it up and heads for the door.

PJ: Well Chuckles it was fun while it lasted. Thanks for the TV.

Philip walks over and grabs his beer and walks out down the hall.

Chuck wipes his face clean with his shirt, and looks at the mess his once clean locker room is now in.

Chuck Matthews: "Why did I come back..."

Chuck looks up at the sound of someone's voice. He walks to the door, looking down the hall. Nobody is around, except for a pink elephant with a purple butt turning the corner at the end of the hall.

Chuck Matthews: "Huh."

Our hero happens to walk past the scene, a bushy ass brow rising above the frame of his shades. He hes a man covered in some powder substance, he forgot his name, and some other dude, he forgot his name as well.

"HOLY SHIIIIIT! It's started already. Lipton has deployed the mind control spores. I repeat lipton has deployed the mind control spores. No one breath! Its imperative!!"

Figgy yells into an imaginary hand radio and takes a deep breath. His eyes shoot wide open as he realizes his folly.

"I've been exposed...FUUUUUUUCK" He darts down the hallway to find a decontamination chamber...every arena has those, right?

Chuck passes out.

Blyss walks by to see Chuck all passed out.

Chuck?

She turns to see ManHorse and nearly passes out herself.

Oh my... What the fuck???

She spins on her heels and gets the hell out of there!