All Female Celebrity Football Draft

Alright, we're drafting to see who can assemble the greatest football team of female celebrities.

RULES:

1) Once a person is drafted, they cannot be drafted again
2) Only draft for offense. We will have 12 positions just to make it even (11 starters and one backup)
3) Positions are as follows: Left Tackle, Left Guard, Center, Right Guard, Right Tackle, Tight End, Wide Receiver, Wide Receiver, Running Back, Running Back, Quarterback, Backup Whatever (You choose)
4) You must follow the assigned draft order (Will be posted in a moment)
5) Trades ARE allowed, but can only be one for one and must be announced immediately.
6) No LFL players, but any other sport is acceptable

After the draft, teams will be posted, and IWF will grade each team and we will pick a winner!

LETS DO THIS

DRAFT ORDER

1) Stygian
2) Gordon Fury
3) Brandon Macdonald
4) Corey Casey

THis is a snake draft, which means the second round will travel in the opposite direction, eg

5) Corey Casey
6) Brandon Macdonald
7) Gordon Furt
Stygian

It will then repeat until the draft is complete.

As soon as the person before makes their pick, you are free to post yours

With the number one overall pick, the Black Dragons select Kia Stevens aka Awesome Kong aka Kharma, at Center



That's gonna be my MVP.

Number one pic, Elize Ryd at Quaterback. Because I can

With the number 3 pick, the Mac Attack start things off by picking an MVP-calibre running back in Jennifer Lawrence!

Center-Adele

Quarterback- Tiffani Amber Thiessen

Anchoring the offensive line, the Mac Attack select one of the most dominant big women in history. Playing left tackle, Queen Latifah!

Center - Kaitlyn

At left tackle, the Black Dragons select Serena Williams. Big, strong, athletic and ready to slap a bitch.

And at running back, the Black Dragons select Ronda Rousey. You know she can pick up a blitz, and if you've ever see her go after an armbar, you know she ain't fumbling.

running back - Gina Carano

At 5'9", you know she's going to have no problem seeing over the offensive line, and she has the arm strength to get the ball out there. at quarterback, Mary Elizabeth Winstead!

Runing Back: Pink



Tight End: Beth Phoenix

She's small, but she's quick, plus she's dated two NFL players, so you know she knows how to ball. Putting her at slot receiver, the Wes Welker of the Womens Fantasy League...Hayden Panettiere!

Wide receiver - Yvonne Strahovski

At Quarterback, I'm gonna take Jennie Finch. She has the height, and I KNOW she damn well has the arm strength.



And I was gonna put Beth Phoenix at left guard, but Corey is exceptionally rude, so I'll take the next best thing, Beth Junior. Natalya Niedhart.

The Wide Receiver Blonde Bombshell pair is completed with Maryse Ouellet.

She's known around the league as the Immovable Object, she's a precious draft pick for the Mac Attack, at right guard...Gabourey Sidibe

She's got the height...she's got the up's...she's got the "get out my face" championship attitude...ladies and gentlemen....at Wide Receiver...

BRITTNEY GRINER!



And...at starting left tackle...she's the Nun that isn't afraid to run her mouth...she will talk you to death then truck stick your ass...

WHOOPI GOLDBERG!

She's one of the biggest trash talkers out there, but she's got the skill to back it all up. At center, the mac attack draft Mo'Nique!

Alongside Gina, putting a little innocence to the running back pair, is Diana Agron

At Tight End, because she has one of the tightest ends, she's long, she's lean, she's muscular; Jessica Biel



And no, I'm NOT taking McKayla Maroney just to make CC cry, I'm going for a WR to compliment her. Tall, fast, good hands if NCIS LA is any indication, Daniela Ruah

Tight End - Kate Beckinsale

She's taller than all the women at over 5'10", and she's got wheels, but she needs to work on her catching just a bit more. Picking her as a deep threat wide receiver is a low risk high reward pick. Wide Receiver Hope Dworaczyk

She's the reason why i've spilt more seed than a southern gardener during the harvest...she's the reason why every single one of us prays at night...she's the reason why we're all going to jail...at Utility/WR/RB.../personal penis masseuse...

MCKAYLA MARONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




And, at running back...a great third down back and a girl whose had her holes pounded more times than the New England Patriot's defense...

SNOOKI

Playing alongside Jennifer Lawrence and rounding out the 1-2 running back combo, this girl is a beast, and she definitely knows how to take a hit...Rhianna!

Left Tackle - ODB

Eric Steel almost cost me this fucking pick by running his mouth in the chatbox...my right guard, maybe a little undersized, but she's got KONG next to her so that'll be alright. BEYONCE!



And I'll round out my O Line with someone whose O Face I'd love to see up close and personal. Mad Men's Alpha Bitch Christina Hendricks.

Right Guard - Melissa McCarthy

Rounding out the interior line, she's raw talent but she has the size and strength to dominate the left guard position, Charlotte Coyle

Protecting my strong side, Right Tackle....the future Mrs. James Shark...Stygian can have his Awesome Kong...because CC has...

CHAKA KHAN!!!!!



...and, rounding out my Wide Receiver core...she's got legs from here to Canada and back again...she'll out jump the competition and stand head and shoulders above everyone else...

...THE FUTURE MRS. CLOONEY.....

STACY KEIBLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rounding out the offensive line. SHe's not the biggest, or the fastest, but she'll hold down the fort. Plus, with her financial backing, there's no limit on what the team can afford. At right tackle we select Oprah Winfrey

Right Tackle – Aj Lee. Now I know what you are thinking “That is a shit pick mandem because I am a fucking TOOL!” But think about it. This chick is INSANE! (or at least plays insane really well, and so still gets the job done) She will speed at your big bitches and make an absolute MESS of them. It's called thinking outside of the square MOTHERFUCKERS!

Who didn't see this coming. For my utility player, I'll take Michelle Marsh, and for my second WR, Lucy Pinder. LILITH AND LILAH BITCHES! It's blatantly obvious that they have good hands.

And, for my final non-reserve pick, at left guard I have...

MS. Pacman BITCHES! This lady have been beating the fuck out of things for decades, and is not afraid to play dirty (eg. biting) to get ahead.

You all saw this coming eventually. Rounding out the Mac Attacks starting lineup, she's been called LadyGronk, playing tight end, Brittney Palmer!

At Right Guard...not only can she bust a tune...she can apparently bust out an entirely aluminum foil dress...Jill Scott!



...and, with the final pick for Team Casey...if she can do this to a mechanical bull, imagine what she can do at the Left Guard position...

LUENELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Taking on the all important reserve position, she's so versatile, and can really do it all. Not everyone can pull off both red and blonde hair like Emma Stone can, and it's sure to translate on the football field

For my reserve pick I choose Amber Heard. This lady is small and quick enough to do any of the back positions, plus is feisty enough to fill in for AJ if she gets suspended for murder

And to finish the starting lineup for the Black Dragons, my Fullback, she defiantly has the skills to get "out in front" and go "chest to chest" with someone. There are TWO BIG REASONS she made the team, Kat Dennings.

BOOM!

What a draft.

If there are any trades to be made, please do so now

Soon I will sort out all the teams and we can see who truly drafted the superior team!