Q & A with Chuck and Figgy

[04:30:00 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : chuck, who would you rather have sex with? Santa Claus or Hitler?
[04:30:15 04/03/13] Figeffect : what do you guys think of the shoot I wrote in thirty minutes?
[04:30:15 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : Hitler
[04:30:37 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : cheers
[04:31:10 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : i haven't read any RPs yet figgy....haven't voted yet
[04:31:15 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : will soon though
[04:32:51 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : chuck, so is it set that i'm attacked by the empire this week and fighting drake next week and PJ the next week?
[04:33:02 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : Yeah
[04:33:07 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : i want to start writing my rp
[04:33:10 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : right on thanks
[04:33:22 04/03/13] Figeffect : sex
[04:36:37 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : figgy. would you rather wipe chuck'a ass or eat basket full of live puppies?
[04:37:55 04/03/13] Figeffect : puppies are yummy
[04:38:34 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : chuck, would you rather hang out with jimmy carter in afganistan or eat only hotdogs for a week?
[04:41:53 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : Hotdogs. LOL
[04:42:24 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : figgy would you rather have a mustard enema or take a bath with the souls of dead war criminals?
[04:42:43 04/03/13] Figeffect : criminals
[04:43:55 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : chuck would you rather paint an old man's toenails or fight a mermaid?
[04:46:05 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : figgy would you rather swallow a gernade full of cat sperm and have it blow up inside of you or would you rather bite a whale's vag knowing that the whale knows the cure for cancer?
[04:46:53 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : Fight a mermaid
[04:47:22 04/03/13] Figeffect : bite the whale
[04:47:59 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : chuck would you rather watch James Madison throw up for 48 hours without blinking or have Richard Nixon hire guys to take things from your room when you're not at hole
[04:48:09 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : home
[04:48:11 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : not hole
[04:50:11 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : figgy would you rather help an old lady across the street and then have her give you a blow job with her gums on stage at Disney world or would you rather help an old man cross the street and then have him say "have a nice day" and you never see him again?
[04:50:39 04/03/13] Figeffect : would you rather bang coutney love or drag your dick across the iowa salt flats?
[04:51:05 04/03/13] Figeffect : old lady
[04:51:06 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : i'm going to need to google iowa salt flats
[04:51:09 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : Do I have to be in the same room as James Madison?
[04:51:20 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : Also, bang Courtney Love
[04:51:38 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : yes, yoiu have to be sitting there next to him
[04:51:48 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : Nixon, then
[04:52:06 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : bang courtney love
[04:53:15 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : would you guys rather shower in hot horse piss or get married to ryan apollos's Aunt Bertha who is also blind
[04:54:10 04/03/13] Figeffect : Aunt bertha, blind chicks are kinky as fuck
[04:54:46 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : the catch is you have to send Ryan Apollos 5 bucks on his birthday every year and call him "sport"
[04:55:03 04/03/13] Figeffect : cool
[04:55:13 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : Yeah, Aunt Bertha
[04:55:32 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : I can make "sport" the most painful thing he has ever been called
[04:55:40 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : "What's up sport?"
[04:55:46 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : [Punch him in the face]
[04:55:58 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : [Proceed to cause physical pain whenever I call him sport]
[04:56:05 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : [Sport becomes associated with pain]
[04:56:21 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : [Ryan hates Tim forever for bringing Uncle Chuck into his life]
[04:57:26 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : what would you guys rather have? your assholes bitten off by a giant mouse and you have to have an asshole donated to you by a dead korean guy or have to live your entire life as Brendan Fraiser?
[04:58:36 04/03/13] Figeffect : Brendan Fraiser...I may not have talent, but hey at least I'm getting money from crappy movies and appearing on crappy shows like scrubs
[04:59:05 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : Same
[04:59:37 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : would you guys rather have been one of the midgets in the wizard of oz or would you rather be a tampon?
[04:59:57 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : And because I don't want Kim Jong Il's sphincter
[05:01:10 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : you guys need to ask me weird questions now
[05:01:17 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : or i'm going to get food
[05:02:11 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : Would you rather bite off a T-Rex's dick, or take a rhino's horn up the ass?
[05:02:26 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : That's my only question. I can certainly come up with worse scenarios
[05:02:29 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : is the t-rex alive?
[05:02:35 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : Yes
[05:03:10 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : is the rhino ramming me or is it somebody holding the horn and doing it that way?
[05:03:18 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : You choose
[05:03:20 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : LOL
[05:03:26 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : there is a difference
[05:03:37 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : There is
[05:03:43 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : You get to choose though
[05:03:51 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : Some would rather just take it fast and be done with it
[05:04:04 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : Others feel it's smarter to let it get slowly worked up in there
[05:04:18 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : i would bite off a t-rex's dick......BUT, i would not let a rhino assram me. i would rather have somebody fuck me with a rhino horn
[05:04:24 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : Either way, you're getting gored by a rhino
[05:06:04 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : would you rather get a handjob by james earl jones while he talked to you as darth vader or would you rather never be allowed to wear socks anymore?
[05:06:36 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : and james earl jones is the one enforcing the sock rule
[05:07:19 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : Handjob
[05:07:26 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : Although that leads to an interesting question
[05:07:50 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : Who would you rather have narrate the rest of your life? James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman?
[05:08:40 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : Neither. Gordon Fury, and he has to turn my life into a pop song
[05:10:25 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : would you rather Alison Williams sit on your lap and have flames shoot out of her anus burning your dick and balls beyond repair while she sings Sweet Caroline or would you let Figgy brush your teeth for a month?
[05:10:57 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : The latter
[05:11:56 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : would you rather only be allowed to talk about the Mighty Duck movies or would you rather never be allowed to use a toilet?
[05:14:43 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : toilet
[05:16:22 04/03/13] Figeffect : real men shit their pants damnit
[05:16:46 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : would you rather figgy stroke your ears and say things like "who's a good boy?" or would you rather be one of corey casey's tears after the bruins lose?
[05:18:00 04/03/13] Figeffect : tears
[05:19:01 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : would you rather eat a ham sandwich or share a needle with stygian?
[05:20:45 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : ....is this a trick question?
[05:20:59 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : no
[05:21:20 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : ham sandwich
[05:22:26 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : would you rather spoon with sean libby or have gasoline poured into your nose?
[05:23:20 04/03/13] Figeffect : libbeh prepare your anus
[05:23:25 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : LMAO
[05:24:01 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : would you rather lose a championship to Jaccky Dane or listen to hootie and the blowfish non stop as you slowly die of aids?
[05:26:48 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : Hootie
[05:26:57 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : would you rather have testicles full of beef gravy or eat beef gravy full of testicles?
[05:27:28 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : I don't really know what the effect of gravy filled testicles would have on the body
[05:27:31 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : So I'll go with that one
[05:28:04 04/03/13] Figeffect : Dude..I would jizz gravy, chicks would swallow every time
[05:28:57 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : would you rather have a stroke on the set of Family Double Dare while you're being slimmed with wacky music playing and you lose your chance at winning that sweet bike or would you rather Max Moon give you a hicky?
[05:33:46 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : i need answers, people
[05:34:02 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : I can't even begin to decipher that one
[05:34:47 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : would you rather Linda McMahon show you her saggy conservative loser tits or would you rather have to apply Preperation H to Dusty Rhodes?
[05:35:07 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : Saggy tits
[05:36:13 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : would you rather watch Bruno Sammartino sit naked eating soup or would you rather sodomize a cat?
[05:37:02 04/03/13] Figeffect : The former...I work at a nursing home. Saggy man flesh is an everyday sight
[05:37:03 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : the cat is purring the entire time, also
[05:37:49 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : Yeah Sammartino
[05:38:16 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : would you rather get chased by Chris Benoit with a knife or would you rather let Brandon McDonald smash your balls with a hammer?
[05:38:29 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : MacDonald*
[05:40:15 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : would you rather have to work in the word "dick-whistle" into every sentence you ever say or would you rather eat pizza with me but i smell like eggs?
[05:40:21 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : Benoit
[05:40:31 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : Pizza
[05:40:36 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : cheers
[05:42:24 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : would you rather have the tip of your dick nibbled on by a friendly member of the Green Party or would you rather only be allowed to see the color silver?
[05:43:24 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : Silver
[05:44:29 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : would you rather i eat mac and cheese right now or 2 hebrew national hotdogs with potato salad?
[05:46:03 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : mac and cheese
[05:47:33 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : would you rather have to sit inside of your little sister's room and wear sunglases and a wife beater and make a youtube video about wwe or would you rather have an extra penis that grows our of your forehead?
[05:48:14 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : Fuck you. I can't answer that one
[05:48:58 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : would you rather be overly upset over a silly chatbox question or would you rather kiss my ass, fuckface?
[05:49:20 04/03/13] Tim Patrick : lol
[05:50:43 04/03/13] @ Chuck Matthews : The first