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 Chuck's Guide to Escaping Awkward Situations

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Chuck Matthews
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Join date : 2011-03-01
Age : 32
Location : Chicago, Illinois

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IWF Record: 12-16-2
Alignment: Heel

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PostSubject: Chuck's Guide to Escaping Awkward Situations   Chuck's Guide to Escaping Awkward Situations I_icon_minitimeThu Mar 07, 2013 5:19 am

[04:13:26] Tim Patrick : chuck
[04:13:35] Tim Patrick : i need you to comfort me here for a second
[04:13:39] Tim Patrick : are you here?
[04:14:15] @ Chuck Matthews : Yeah, what's up?
[04:14:39] Tim Patrick : ok....i took a preparation h suppository for hemorrhoids like 4 hours ago
[04:14:46] Tim Patrick : and farted a minute ago
[04:15:04] Tim Patrick : spraying liquified yellow suppository gunk all over my pants
[04:15:35] Tim Patrick : and i ran to the bathroom
[04:15:40] Tim Patrick : with my pants around my ankles
[04:15:44] Tim Patrick : at the exact time
[04:15:53] Tim Patrick : my father was coming down the hall to use the bathroom
[04:16:04] @ Chuck Matthews : LMAO
[04:16:16] Tim Patrick : i'm gonna need you to talk me out of killing him and myself
[04:16:22] Tim Patrick :
[04:16:34] @ Chuck Matthews : It's very simple
[04:16:40] @ Chuck Matthews : You look him straight in the eyes
[04:16:44] @ Chuck Matthews : Don't blink
[04:16:50] @ Chuck Matthews : Don't show any signs of fear
[04:17:05] @ Chuck Matthews : Put on your best deep, throaty pro-wrestler voice
[04:17:07] @ Chuck Matthews : And just say
[04:17:14] @ Chuck Matthews : "Is there a problem, faggot?"
[04:17:29] @ Chuck Matthews : Either he'll back off
[04:17:36] @ Chuck Matthews : He'll be so stunned he can't react
[04:17:39] @ Chuck Matthews : Or he'll kill you
[04:18:00] @ Chuck Matthews : But I mean...66% chance it'll go your way
[04:18:12] Tim Patrick : i'll take those odds
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