The Overnight Show with Figgins and Patrick

[06:33:38] * Figeffect faints like a victorian woman
[06:35:41] * Tim Patrick steal's figgy's penis and gives it to a penguin who asked me to do it for him. penguins are assholes
[06:37:39] Tim Patrick : you'd think all they want to do is eat tiny fish and live on ice
[06:37:40] Tim Patrick : wrong
[06:37:50] Tim Patrick : they all want to take your cock as a trophy
[06:37:54] Tim Patrick : asshole penguins
[06:39:05] * Figeffect 's cock crushes the penguin

[06:54:21] Figeffect : gordo quit sucking the purple tits of Bertha the goat goddess
[06:54:51] Tim Patrick : that milk is secret
[06:55:03] Tim Patrick : it holds the key to the questions of life
[06:55:32] Tim Patrick : it can only be sipped by wise men
[06:55:37] Tim Patrick : gerkin is a robot
[06:55:39] Tim Patrick : not a man
[06:55:52] Tim Patrick : A ROBOT CAN'T HAVE SECRET GOAT MILK
[06:56:32] Figeffect : throw ducks at him!
[06:56:47] Tim Patrick : Ducks can hurt robots, idiot
[06:57:28] Gordon Fury has been disconnected on Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:57 am (session timeout)
[06:57:44] Tim Patrick : now he left to recharge his robot batteries
[06:57:44] Figeffect : these are special ducks bred by the evil war witch vulva
[06:57:57] Tim Patrick : or pee
[06:58:00] Tim Patrick : robots can pee
[06:58:14] Tim Patrick : oddly enough
[06:58:20] Tim Patrick : they pee secret goat milk
[06:58:41] Figeffect : he is leaking coolant at an alarming rate
[07:00:02] Tim Patrick : get the scotch tape and maxi pads, patch him up!
[07:01:11] Tim Patrick : we shouldn't be allowed near computers....you know that, right?

...glad to see I don't miss much when I go to bed...