Mallrats

Storming Raven walks around the Saint Louis Galleria dressed all in black, T shirt, jeans,boots, and a trench coat. He wanders around bored until he comes across the Victoria's secret. A mischievous smile spreads over his face as he walks in, and begins to look around. He looks through the panty rack, and it's not long before he puts a pair on his head. He then walks over to the edible underwear, opens a pack of cherry ones and starts eating them. Seeing a big display of perfume in glass bottles he walks over and "accidentally" trips knocking it over.

"Whoa, smells like a french whore in here."

TBC Cassidy/ Leilani

Cassidy Smith, wearing blue jeans shorts and a plain white tee shirt walks into the Victoria's Secret. He walks over to a mannequin and fondles her boobs over the bra that was put on. From there he takes the mannequin down and begins to french kiss it.

Cassidy Smith: Oh baby, give me some of that loving! I wanna kiss you all over, and over again!

[To Be Continued]

"You do know the woman is supposed to be wearing them as you eat, right?"

Leilani makes her presence known. Dressed in black denim with black boots, The Cherokee Rose chuckles.

"Thought you of all people would know that's an oral sex/foreplay aid."

Storming Raven chuckles.

"I was hungry. Be damned if I pay forty bucks for a fruit roll up though."

He kisses Lani on the cheek, with a grin before taking a sharpie out of the pocket of his trench coat and walking over to the ad with one of the models. He draws a mustache on her, and a big dick on her crotch.

"Van Gogh eat your heart out."

He then notices the looks on the workers, and looks at Cassidy making out with the mannequin. He walks over to Lani and grabs her hand, before yelling to Cassidy.

"C'mon bro, let's go to the toy store!"

Cassidy Smith: Good Golly! Let's go to the toy store. I want to play with all the toys! Do you think you could buy me one Storming, it's almost Easter, I should get a toy for Easter!!

[Cassidy Smith skips his way beside Storming Raven and Leilani.]

"What kind of toy store?"

Leilani looks at the skipping Cassidy, staring in a mixture of confusion and amazement.

"Umm why are you skipping? Exactly how old are you?!"

Storming Raven shakes his head at Lani and points to the Disney Store.

"Get your mind out of the gutter, darlin."

They walk in to the Disney store, and Storming Raven sees they sell toy light sabers now. He grabs one of the blue ones and points it at Cassidy.

"My name is Inigo Montoya...you killed my father....prepare to die!"

Cassidy Smith: Oh yeah?!

[He grabs a stuffed Winnie the Pooh and throws it at him.]

"It's gonna be one loooooong night. What am I going to do with these two? Guess it beats trying to come up with a legit reason as to why Andy Dick is on Dancing With The Stars."

She smirks at Storming before flashing a devastating smile in his direction.

"You made me this way Stormy. And you love it."

He grins at Lani before the stuffed Winnie the Pooh hits him in the face. He looks at it.

"Oh yea?!"

He jumps up on the counter of the cash register and jumps off dropping an elbow, then kicks it out of the store setting off the shop lifting alarm. He then sees the princess Tiaras and puts one on Lani's head before going over to all the stuffed animals and putting them in sexual positions. He walks back over to Lani and puts his arm around her.

"This is fun, no?"

Cassidy Smith walks over to Storming Raven and begins to speak.

Cassidy Smith: Let's ditch this pop stand!

Cassidy looks at Storming Raven and waits to see what he says.

Storming Raven smiles as he looks around. He sees the Easter bunny photo op set up, and points.

"That mother fucker owes me 50 bucks! let's get him!"

He runs and spears the guy in the Easter bunny costume knocking over the throne thing.

Cassidy Smith drops an elbow on the Easter Bunny. He then puts him in a figure four leg lock.

Cassidy Smith: How do you like that!?

He applies the figure four as hard as he can.

Storming Raven looks at the crowd of kids and appalled mothers.

"Don't worry kids, this is an impostor! We're from the Fake Easter Bunny Task Force!"

He puts the guy in a sleeper hold and rips off the mask. He stands and holds up the costume head.

"See? Are you not entertained?!"

He bends down and takes the guy's wallet.

"Alright two hundred bucks. Let's hit up Spencer's gifts."

Cassidy grabs a smallish black dildo and starts playing it like a spoon on his knee. From there he whips it at Storming Raven.

Cassidy Smith: Here it's for your ass.

Storming Raven ducks and the dildo goes flying off into the hall. He laughs as he hears a child say "look mommy a vibrating doggy chew toy!" He then walks around the store, he comes across a huge purple dildo about twenty inches long and ten inches in circumference.

"Good god....who would use such a thing? Godzilla?"

He smacks Cassidy over the head with it. He walks over to the candy aisle and picks up a pack of gummy boobs, opens them and starts eating.

Cassidy grabs a strap on dildo and puts it on his head. From there walks down the aisles turning his head left and right, knocking things around.

Cassidy Smith: Look at my new horn, I'm a dinosaur!