Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting.....

In a scene ripped straight out of Saturday night fever we see a guy dressed to the nines walking down a busy city street, but this guy ain't Travolata, and it sure as hell ain't the Bee Gee's, it's the IIA's Hitman, the one and only Vinnie Van Rose....In the background we here the classic "Saturday Night Fever" playing as Vinnie makes his way down the busy street. This could possibly be because a scruffy guy is walking behind him carrying a boom box, but hey it fits right?? Vinnie turns to the guy abruptly....

Vinnie: All right guy you have been following me for like two blocks. Either find a new song or get to steppin'....

.....The guy shrugs and messes with some dials on the old school radio and soon we here "Street Fightin' Man" by the Rolling Stones. The guy taps Vinnie on the shoulder as if to ask if this one was ok....

Vinnie: At least I can tolerate the Stones. You are good for now my man, let's keep walkin'....

.....Vinnie and his own personal theme song generator strut their way through downtown, Hey Vinnie....Where in the hell are ya??

Vinnie: Seattle, I think,big booming voice....Not much to look at really.....

....Um, Thanks!! Well looks like they are struting their way through downtown Seattle, Home of Starbucks and Grunge and the next Battlegrounds, if I am not mistaken....Anywho, people on the street start to recognize Vinnie from his appreances on IWF programming, on MenTV, by the way, and numerous interviews all over the dail and begin to shout passing comments and ask for autographs. One in particular catches the attention of the Rebel Rabblerouser....

Guy: Hey there VVR, how fast do you think you are gonna drop when Hawk actually gives a shit about the match and rips ya a new one??

....The music abruptly stops as Vinnie stops in his tracks and the scruffy guy slams into his well muscled back....

Vinnie: Excuse me pal, did I hear ya right, did you just ask me how fast I thought I was gonna lose to HAWK of all people WHEN HE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ME....Is that what ya said??

Guy: Yeah everyone knows you are gonna get murdered when Hawk comes after ya for that shit you pulled last week....

Vinnie: What are you some kind of fucking plant, sent here to interrupt my beautiful day, my lovely walk before I step into the ring with my stable mate O'Rourke...Tell me you aren't naturally that stupid and you are gettin' paid to be this retarded....

Guy: Not everyone is gonna faint at your feet and wanna suck your cock pal, I am a huge Jason Hawk fan ... See...

.....He opens up his jacket and he is wearing a Jason Hawk No Sells Better Than Anyone T shirt...Vinnie shakes his head laughing and pats scruffy on the back trying to speak and get the lil guy going too....

Vinnie: Please, Oh please tell me you didn't pay hard earned cash money for that piece of shit....I mean really?? Maybe you are naturally retarded....Tell me is your hand bigger than your face....

....The guy starts to bring his hand to his face and Vinnie punches him hard. Then he pulls his jacket and shirt over his head landing hard body blows. As the fight starts in earnest, "Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting", blares over scruffy dude's radio and Vinnie looks back smiling at him before he sets up the Jason Hawk mark for a Southern Sledgehammer right into a dumpster outside a busy Starbucks with dozens of fans cheering him on....

Vinnie: Hawk man, I hope you are watching cuz this one's all for you.....

.....Vinnie drops the guy hard into the dumpster wiping his hands off on his jeans and ruffling scruffy dude's hair. Before the scene fades we see a few members of IWF's crack legal squad running up to the unnamed guy trying to get his signature on some waiver forms....

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The Match

Honestly O'Rourke, I don't have much to say to ya...This is usually the space I reserve to tear my opponent to shreds. Whether I use this time to blast on someone's questionable sexuality *cough*HAWK*cough*,or their softness and all around darkness of skin *cough* SHARK*cough*. Excuse me I seem to have caught a cold.... But, O'Rourke, I don't have issue with you, hell you are an IIA dude through and through. So trust me when I say keep your head down and your mouth shut, and let The Sledgehammer roll on through, IT'S JUST BUSINESS MY MAN!!!