Oddly enough, when one enters figifiednation.net and scrolls to the video wire, one will find a new section simply labled “4kids”. Of course being on this site means that you are an avid fan of all things Figgy so you just have to click. And for the entire experience you switch to full screen mode so you won't miss a single detail. If only a nice bucket of popcorn would be presented to you from your computer. Sadly our modern technology has not taken us that far. But fret not, Figgins is working on those as we speak. Seeing as our hero is only a tecnician in the ring, don't expect it any time soon, or at all.
Once that annoying little buffer signal disappears the video starts to play. And there we see Figgins finishing up a storybook for a group of delightful little children that sat in a semi circle around him. It doesn't take long at all to notice that Figgy is in ring gear, but not the ring gear that everyone was used to seeing. Our mighty hero stands before us. Wearing, pink hello kitty pants, a pair of hello kitty kick pads, and a t-shirt with a picture of Hello Kitty riding atop a very evil looking locomotive.The only part of this attire that was familiar was the Uprising title resting upon his shoulder. Jacob closed the book and put it away.He pulls a pink elbow pad from his pocket, the childeren around him perking up knowing what it is.
“Oh I see you all know what this is. But rightfully so, it has been used in many wars it has always propelled a certain warrior to victory. But do you know of how this fell into my possession? The story starts seven years ago, in this very town. Figgy was still a child at the age of seventeen, still deep in his deception to the world that he was an older man. The company he worked for at the time took him to japan for the first time ever.But the Japanese wrestler did not like this newcomer. They did not like how he wrestled, they did not like how he looked, they did not like how he spoke. So the man the Figgy was set to face decided to pull a prank. He would sneak into the locker room of his opponent and steal his gear. But that wasn't enough, no. He would switch his gear to the exact thing that I am now wearing before you. He tried to humiliate Figgy, tried to throw him off his game. But it did the opposite, the animosity that was shown to Figgy only propelled him to fight harder. At the end of that match, he leapt into the air and stuck out his right elbow. Into this very elbow pad he channeled all the animosity, all the prejudice and brought it back to the man. You see this elbow pad is not a powerful weapon on it's own. It is the force driving it.”
Also the fact that there is a weight inside the elbow pad helps out a lot with the knock out power. But Figgy is telling little kids stories so he does not need to bring it up.
“There are people like Jack Savage who do not know of this tale. And he is one of the people wish to underestimate me. They are the people who wish to deny my credibility as your Uprising Champion. I say go right ahead, have fun considering me a minor threat. But what will you say when you have be faceily floored by a man wearing pink pants? I'm not here to be a foot note, I'm not some transitional champion here for your benefit. I'm here to fight, I'm here to evolve. I am not here for any one's conveinance. I'm here to evolve, and you are on the decline. You try to bully your way into being handed the High Impact title. The problem is you kinda have to make an impact first. And you sucked and couldn't do it. Now you expect to take my title? Ha”
Figgy smirks, raising the hello kitty elbow pad to the camera
“This is in your future”
Pats his title
“Not this. “
Glance into the blackness
Subject: Jacob Figgins vs Jack Savage 
Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:57 pm
