Scene One-Remember My Fucking NAME!!!!!!!!!!!
Scene opens backstage with Macho Messiah Zack Roberts celebrating his victory. Asking anyone withing earshot did they see him beat three guys at once and under two minutes no less. Most don't give a fuck about what he is saying he is able to corner a cameraman to talk about his epic victory.
"DID YOU SEE THAT? Did you see what I just did tonight. I beat not one not two but three people. Am I not a GOD among men. I like to see anyone else in this company do what I just did. I don't see Storming Raven out there fighting three guys at the same time. I sure as Hell don't see Steel Angel out there against three people at the same time. But me the Biggest..."
Zack looks down at his crotch
"Ego in the business just defeated three top notch athletes at the same time. Yeah BABY Wooooooooo"
"Yeah thats great who are you again? Anyway I have to get out to the ring to film the upcoming match. Sercurity can someone please take this fan away."
Zack looks very pissed at not getting the attention he deserves and also at the Cameraman not knowing who he is.
"But I am...."
Zack doesn't even get to finish his statement as the Cameraman walks off.
"I will fucking show everyone who the Hell I am. I am going out there right now to show these fuckers who the Hell I am."
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The official is a little quick on ringing the bell, with all of the tension hanging in the air. Cassidy is barely between the ropes before he is blindsided by Saint with right and left hands. Cassidy leans back against the ropes and covers up, trying somehow to protect himself. The referee tries to step in between the two when Cassidy finally manages to give Saint a small push to create some space. Saint comes charging back in, but is greeted by an uppercut that nearly takes him off his feet.
Johnny - That was a nice shot from Cassidy.
Matt - When all else fails, go immediately for that knock out shot.
Saint staggers back, and Cassidy runs towards him, driving him down to the mat with a heavy clothesline. Saint immediately turns over and pushes himself to his feet, but Cassidy is back on top of him, locking him up and taking him over with a vertical suplex. Cassidy rolls over, hooking Saint’s leg for a quick pin attempt.
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Saint kicks out as the official’s hand is on it’s way back up from the mat. He pushes Cassidy’s head away, and then follows it up with an opportunistic kick to the face as Cassidy pulls away. Saint pushes himself forward off the mat, and dives forward to Cassidy, who is down on all fours. Saint crushes him in the temple with a forearm, and both men head back down to the mat. The fans come alive, but not for the action in the ring, instead turning their attention to the stage where Masochist Messiah steps out from behind the curtain.
Matt - What the hell is he doing back out here?
Johnny - He dominated multiple stars in the opening contest of the night, but he doesn’t look very satiated.
Matt - You don’t think he is going to come down here do you?
As if hearing the announcers talk, Masochist starts down to the ring at a brisk walk, sizing up the two stars in the ring as he does. Saint is back up, raining down left and rights on Cassidy as he tries to get back up. Masochist slides under the bottom rope and into the ring, but Saint is not caught off guard. As Masochist comes within arm’s reach, Saint throws a clothesline, but it is ducked by Messiah and the big man carries on past him, blasting Cassidy Smith with a big clothesline of his own that sends Smith cartwheeling back to the mat. Cassidy rolls under the bottom rope, and falls flat on his stomach outside of the ring, while Masochist turns back to face the other man in the ring. To his surprise Saint has already bailed from the ring, and is backpedaling up the ramp, not wanting any part of the big man.
Matt - Well this contest seems to have met a quick and unexpected end.
Johnny - Masochist Messiah seems to just be running all over superstars tonight.
Matt - What does that mean for the rest of the matches scheduled for tonight?
The official slides out of the ring as Masochist takes a step towards him next. Running around to the timekeeper, the referee issues his ruling on the match. Heather Thompson listens, and then nods her head in agreement before making the official announcement.
Heather Thompson - As a result of outside interference, this match has been ruled a no contest!
The fans boo raucously, which only fuels the smile on Masochist’s face. He turns, facing Saint, who is already at the top of the ramp as the show cuts to commercial.------------------------
Once again back stage Zack corners the Cameraman.
"So do you know who the Fuck I am now?"
The Cameraman trys to answer but is quickly cut off.
"No No No don't speak CAUSE I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING DON"T TELL ME CAUSE IT HURTS. HAHAHAH. So I went to the ring kicked Cassidys ass but didn't get any piece of Saint cause like a little pussy ass bitch. He ran he ran HE RAN SO FAR AWAYYYYYYYYYYYY. Hahahah You see some people say I am crazy. Some people say I am a self absorbed asshole. I don't give a fuck at what people say. You see what everyone needs to learn from this point forward I am the face of IWF. I am the man to beat cause I am not just the best, not just the sexiest I am the greatest living being ever to fucking LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ohh and Cameraman my name is MACHO MESSIAH ZACK ROBERTS. Fucking remember it or I will break you down and fuck your remains got that bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Scene Two-Ohh when the SAINTS go Marching In.
We are minutes away from another episode of Battleground. Zack is ready for his match with Saint.
"Here we are in Some place I can't fucking pronounce Brazil. When I got here I expected something more but instead I got off the plane and this place smells like Earths asshole. Really do any of you fucking dirty Hep C carrying mother fuckers ever use something called a bath. Seriously you all fucking smell like rotten asses. Now on to the coward who got away last week. Saint no running this time boy. One on One we shall fight and I will win cause you fucking suck. Really I wont even be fucking suprised if you no show cause you suck that fucking bad."
Zack smirks as he starts to speak again.
"I had something special planned for this weak something epic. But I scrapped it cause your not even fucking worth it. I am saving it for someone who might be a challenge. Which you are fucking not. See I am someone who just saying my name gets respect. I am so amazing that by you even having a match with me you stock rose just a little bit more. Thats right fans I am so damn talented that by even being in the ring with me makes you a bit better. Women by me just even looking your way I give you orgasms That is just how damn awesome I really am. Hell the sound of my voice is getting every woman within ear shot wet as can be. Saint you are not in my league and its sad I have to waste this event by having a squash match against you. Cause thats what it will be a squash of me whooping your ass for two minutes I nail Ego Driven one two three I win."
Zack walks off as his music starts to play he heads out to the ring as the scene ends.