Chuckisms

Chuck Matthews on New Members

[03:08:14] @ Chuck Matthews : WE'VE HAD 2 PEOPLE SIGN UP TO THE BOARDS THIS WEEK
[03:08:20] @ Chuck Matthews : NONE OF THEM SIGNED APPLICATIONS
[03:08:51] @ Chuck Matthews : That's like getting a Bingo, then realizing that they never actually called I-25


Chuck Matthews on Lameness


[21:41:08] @ Brandon Macdonald : MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU
[21:41:18] @ Chuck Matthews : Wow
[21:41:26] @ Chuck Matthews : That might be the lamest thing I've ever seen in the chatbox


Chuck Matthews on Nick Ridicule


[10:58:54] @ Chuck Matthews : I love how dead on Brandon got Nick's character
[10:59:03] @ Chuck Matthews : Nick still talks like a self-righteous douchebag

Chuck Matthews on Independent Wrestling

[01:58:59] Shadow Demon : Hey, we're the INDEPENDENT Wrestling Federation
[01:59:05] Shadow Demon : NT TEH ONLY 1 BTW

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[02:00:43] @ Chuck Matthews : WHY JOIN A FED THAT CLAIMS TO BE "GLOBAL" OR "UNIVERSAL"?
[02:00:48] @ Chuck Matthews : YOU CAN BE "INDEPENDENT!"
[02:01:21] @ Chuck Matthews : BILLY MAYS HERE REMINDING YOU NOT TO AIM FOR THE STARS....BECAUSE IT'S A LONG WAY DOWN WHEN YOU FUCK IT UP


Chuck Matthews on Treatment of New Guys in NLWF

[02:20:16] @ Chuck Matthews : New guy treatment was horrible
[02:21:02] @ Chuck Matthews : In
a recent survey, 9/10 new guys in NLWF said they would have rather sat
in a concentration camp for a week than spend a week as an NLWF rookie
[02:21:22] @ Chuck Matthews : "At least concentration camps give you food" -Anonymous NLWF Rookie

Chuck Matthews on The Dangers of Sleep

[15:03:49] @ Chuck Matthews : I'm usually not tired after I sleep
[15:04:28] @ Chuck Matthews : Unless I accidentally sleep myself into a parallel universe where sleeping makes you more tired
[15:04:54] @ Brandon Macdonald : That is the worst Chuck
[15:04:59] @ Brandon Macdonald : I hate when that happens
[15:04:59] @ Chuck Matthews : It's only happened once though. I survived. Had to fight may way past a vicious hippo/rhino/penguin hybrid
[15:05:09] @ Chuck Matthews : Using nothing but a spork and some fishing line