Damien Drake, Tim Patrick and Thor discuss the Wizard of Oz

a long read, but focus on the text between DD, thor and I



[05:59:12 12/06/13] Damien Drake : if someone dies and their is no will then the belongings go to next of kin right?
[05:59:36 12/06/13] Blyss : i don't know, Damien
[05:59:46 12/06/13] @ Alex Dillinger : so wait where is the seg at parker?
[05:59:47 12/06/13] Blyss : most probably
[05:59:57 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : damien is gonna kill somebody
[06:01:29 12/06/13] Blyss : tim...
[06:01:46 12/06/13] Damien Drake : so in wizard of oz Dorothy lands her house on a witch and kills her, then the so called good witch gives dorothy the dead witches shoes but when the supposed wicked witch comes to get the shoes that are rightfully hers that bitch the good witch and her new friend dorothy are like fuck you
[06:01:56 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : lol what blyss
[06:02:08 12/06/13] Blyss : 
[06:02:12 12/06/13] Blyss : never mind lol
[06:02:18 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : lmao
[06:02:21 12/06/13] @ Alex Dillinger : PARKER lol
[06:02:50 12/06/13] Damien Drake : so the whole movie the "wicked" witch is trying to reclaim her property frpm theives and murderers
[06:03:02 12/06/13] Damien Drake : WHO'S THE REAL VILLIAN I ASK YOU
[06:03:18 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : damien the wicked witch was out of control. she had an army of flying monkeys and ruled over a village of midgets with an iron fist
[06:03:35 12/06/13] @ Alex Dillinger : LMFAO
[06:03:46 12/06/13] @ Alex Dillinger : PARKER
[06:03:48 12/06/13] @ Alex Dillinger : PARKER
[06:03:52 12/06/13] Damien Drake : propaganda created by the good witch to win her to her side
[06:03:55 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : sometimes a house lands on a bitch
[06:04:03 12/06/13] Blyss : PARKER
[06:04:29 12/06/13] Sah'ta Thor : lol
[06:04:31 12/06/13] @ Alex Dillinger : ok lemme see if you guys can decipher this PM from Parker
[06:04:43 12/06/13] @ Alex Dillinger : Its in parkers c.f. b lokce err room aft err the if that is cool
[06:04:46 12/06/13] Blyss : ok
[06:04:56 12/06/13] Blyss : LOL
[06:05:00 12/06/13] Figeffect : night guys
[06:05:00 12/06/13] @ Alex Dillinger : LOL
[06:05:12 12/06/13] Sah'ta Thor : parker
[06:05:13 12/06/13] Blyss : good night Figgy <3
[06:05:18 12/06/13] Sah'ta Thor : 's
[06:05:22 12/06/13] Damien Drake : at my work a CFB is a chicken finger basket
[06:05:22 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : see if locker room after if the match if that is cool
[06:05:26 12/06/13] Figeffect : not even trying to decipher that
[06:05:38 12/06/13] Sah'ta Thor : yeah that ^^^^
[06:05:38 12/06/13] @ Alex Dillinger : LMFAO Tim
[06:05:41 12/06/13] @ Alex Dillinger : i get that
[06:05:45 12/06/13] @ Alex Dillinger : buuut????
[06:05:50 12/06/13] Figeffect : night blyssy
[06:05:53 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : LOL
[06:06:14 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : got nothing else man. i wasn't a code talker in a past life in world war 2
[06:06:21 12/06/13] Damien Drake : have fun with that alex
[06:06:26 12/06/13] @ Alex Dillinger : LMFAO dont worry tho guys I'm changing shit up next week with new rules and everything so things will go SMOOTH as fuck
[06:06:35 12/06/13] @ Alex Dillinger : LOLOLOL Tim
[06:06:45 12/06/13] Blyss : 
[06:06:59 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : alex nobody is mad. the minor mistakes have been hysterical
[06:07:04 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : the show is great
[06:07:13 12/06/13] @ Alex Dillinger : thank you lol
[06:07:38 12/06/13] @ Alex Dillinger : im trying to make it uniformed etc. but i really want to get it to where results are up Monday
[06:07:47 12/06/13] Sah'ta Thor : indeed
[06:07:55 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : its sort of like reading a show after taking nitrus
[06:08:04 12/06/13] Damien Drake : that would be very helpful for me lol
[06:08:19 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : shits all crazy and then damien comes in and defends the wicked witch
[06:08:40 12/06/13] Damien Drake : SHE WAS IN THE RIGHT
[06:08:55 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : dude FUCK the wicked witch
[06:09:03 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : the entire town threw a party when she died
[06:09:04 12/06/13] @ Alex Dillinger : LMFAO
[06:09:16 12/06/13] @ Alex Dillinger : id fuck the wicked witch in the movie Oz
[06:09:24 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : and i downloaded ding dong the witch is dead on itunes when maggie thatcher died
[06:09:28 12/06/13] Damien Drake : no tim you ont fuck the wicked witch, the wicked witch fucks you
[06:09:31 12/06/13] Sah'ta Thor : just who was the Lollipop guild?
[06:09:33 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : dude the good witch was super hot
[06:09:54 12/06/13] Damien Drake : the good witch is a cunt
[06:10:00 12/06/13] @ Alex Dillinger : Mila Kunis as the wicked in Oz
[06:10:03 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : the wicked witch had a "i chain smoke and yell at my husband" vibe
[06:10:10 12/06/13] Damien Drake : she was smokin
[06:10:28 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : wait a minute
[06:10:43 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : how did she die? did a house fall on her or did she melt?
[06:10:49 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : i haven't seen this movie in 15 years
[06:10:59 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : who did the house fall on?
[06:11:02 12/06/13] Damien Drake : how would you feel if some foreigner dropped a house on your sister then some other twat gave that girl your sisters shoes
[06:11:13 12/06/13] Figeffect : what was that sci fi oz mini series called. they had a hot witch too
[06:11:34 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : i wouldn't feel anything i'd be dead
[06:11:40 12/06/13] Damien Drake : the house fell on the wicked witches sister
[06:11:41 12/06/13] Blyss : Figgy I thought you left! lol
[06:12:28 12/06/13] Damien Drake : the wicked witch died due to an extreme allergic reaction to water
[06:12:51 12/06/13] @ Alex Dillinger : oh and thor i can mod the segment to make it after the tag match, no worries there
[06:12:55 12/06/13] @ Alex Dillinger : DAMMIT PARKER! lol
[06:13:05 12/06/13] Blyss : 
[06:13:16 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : dude as a moral supporter of the IRA i have no trouble of doing whatever it takes to rid a country of a vicious killer. sometimes you need to shoot a bastard and sometimes you need to melt a witch
[06:13:22 12/06/13] @ Alex Dillinger : Preston and Tom will be explained in full detail as well so writers know how to write as him
[06:13:26 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : FREEDOM TO THE LOLLYPOP GUILD
[06:14:04 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : the BEST part of that movie
[06:14:06 12/06/13] @ Alex Dillinger : them*
[06:14:11 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : was after the filming was over
[06:14:16 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : all the midget actors rioted
[06:14:19 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : this is a true story
[06:14:26 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : they felt they weren't paid enough
[06:14:33 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : and fucking rioted on the set
[06:16:13 12/06/13] Blyss : lol
[06:16:19 12/06/13] Damien Drake : the wicked witch was a sad lady that lived alone due to being teased as a child for her green skin, she came out of hiding one day to find that the good witch blamed her for all the evilin the land because she was an easy scapegoat. Then to top it off, the wicked witch finds out that her sister has een murdered for no reason, so she decides to go out into the real world and take care of her sisters funeral only to be mocked and belittled by dorothy and glinda
[06:16:59 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : she didn't come out of hiding one day. the entire town knew her and was scared of her evil ways
[06:17:06 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : she was active in her evilness
[06:17:21 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : how do you come out of hiding and then suddenly have 10,000 evil flying monkeys?
[06:17:25 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : she planned that shit
[06:17:37 12/06/13] Damien Drake : bullshit that was propaganda from the good witch so ppl would fear the weird green skin lady
[06:17:50 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : she fucking set the scarcrow on fire
[06:17:53 12/06/13] Damien Drake : and you bought it
[06:18:13 12/06/13] Damien Drake : the scarecrow helped the girl that murdered her sister
[06:18:43 12/06/13] Damien Drake : id murder someone that was helping the person that killed my family
[06:19:02 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : the entire movie was just a hallucination brought on by dorothy's severe concussion
[06:19:20 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : the wicked witch was just the cranky lady who threatend to kill her dog
[06:19:20 12/06/13] Blyss : BOOM
[06:19:31 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : blyss knows whats up
[06:19:36 12/06/13] Damien Drake : oh and i bet you are going to tell me that alice in wonderland was a dream
[06:19:47 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : no she was high as shit
[06:20:08 12/06/13] Damien Drake : there is no talking to you people
[06:20:48 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : hey man don't come to a battle unarmed
[06:20:59 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : damien came in here throwing rocks at a man who has a machine gun
[06:21:20 12/06/13] Damien Drake : stop believeing what they want you to believe and wake up
[06:21:49 12/06/13] Blyss : don't stop belieeeeeving
[06:21:56 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : dude i belive whats in front of me
[06:22:09 12/06/13] Damien Drake : the cranky lady had a court order to put toto down for crimes he committed
[06:22:12 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : the lollypop guild was an oppressed people
[06:22:18 12/06/13] Blyss : hold on to that feeeeeelin'
[06:22:29 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : see look at you siding with the system
[06:22:35 12/06/13] Damien Drake : they are midgets they arent even real people
[06:22:42 12/06/13] Damien Drake : midgets don't count
[06:22:54 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : damien is coming out here spreading his lies for the man
[06:23:03 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : trying to kill a girl's dog
[06:23:16 12/06/13] Damien Drake : the dog deserved it
[06:23:29 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : man see there you go with this warped logic
[06:23:49 12/06/13] Damien Drake : everything dorothy did in that movie was morally and criminally wrong and you loved it
[06:24:02 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : (alex book a debate at some point with me and damien on some weird shit that doesn't matter to anyone)
[06:24:06 12/06/13] Damien Drake : your just as bad a person
[06:24:19 12/06/13] Damien Drake : i am so down
[06:24:40 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : yeah man. sometimes you need to fuck shit up and break the system
[06:25:06 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : thats how our country was founded. AMERICA was the lollypop guild
[06:25:35 12/06/13] Damien Drake : agreed but wizard of oz is a childs movie is that the message we want to teach our kids. its ok if you kill someone, as long as you steal their shit and kill their family too
[06:25:55 12/06/13] Sah'ta Thor : lol
[06:26:09 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : its okay to kill somebody if they have an army of 10,000 flying monkeys and terrorize your town
[06:26:20 12/06/13] Sah'ta Thor : OZPINHEAD was the wizards initials
[06:26:38 12/06/13] Damien Drake : the monkeys were her sisters not hers. she inherited the monkeys after her sisters demisew
[06:27:03 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : man you can't just inheriet evil monkeys
[06:27:23 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : those monkeys knew her and listened to her. she was involved in the training
[06:27:30 12/06/13] Damien Drake : i do it all the time
[06:27:47 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : lets say blyss has a bunch of evil monkeys
[06:27:48 12/06/13] Damien Drake : tim, i will leave you an evil monkey in my will
[06:27:53 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : a house falls on her
[06:27:58 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : blyss knows me
[06:28:10 12/06/13] Blyss : lol
[06:28:10 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : i can't tell the monkeys to go out and start wrecking shit
[06:28:13 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : they won't listen to me
[06:28:32 12/06/13] Damien Drake : they would if they were bound by contract
[06:28:34 12/06/13] Blyss : you guys still talking about this
[06:29:00 12/06/13] Damien Drake : the contract changed hands in the will
[06:29:04 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : THIS IS IMPORTANT
[06:29:28 12/06/13] Blyss : oh apparently so. my bad. please continue...
[06:29:29 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : who ruled over the court!? THE WICKED WITCH FAMILY
[06:29:35 12/06/13] Damien Drake : of course blyss, everyone in my house is asleep i have to etertain myself somehow
[06:29:50 12/06/13] Sah'ta Thor : and where did the monkey's go?
[06:30:00 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : thor has a great point
[06:30:06 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : that was never explained
[06:30:24 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : there was a million evil monkeys SOMEWHERE after the witch melted
[06:30:31 12/06/13] Damien Drake : back to their mercenary monkey bar waiting for a new contract
[06:31:00 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : they may have been able to fly and kill, but i doubt they understood the legality of contracts
[06:31:16 12/06/13] Damien Drake : LMFAO
[06:31:29 12/06/13] Sah'ta Thor : no but understood payment
[06:31:30 12/06/13] Damien Drake : maybe they had a business manager
[06:31:32 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : damien i don't know you
[06:31:35 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : and this may seem forward
[06:31:38 12/06/13] Tim Patrick : but marry me