Become a Rap Star....get bitches. Griffin Hawkins approved.
Don't Stop Believing" by Journey plays throughout the arena. Becky Valiant comes out first leading the crowd in singing this rock and roll classic.
Heather Thompson
The following Triple Threat Match is scheduled for one fall. Entering the ring first..from Parts Unknown..weighing 268 Pounds...Werner Wehrmact!Tom Foolery
Wehrmact is an impressive young man..a victory over two established stars may put him on the map!Preston Poppycock
Thank ya Captain Obvious! If ‘e wants to make a name for ‘imself, ‘e better go ‘ome with the win!Werner Wehrmact comes out through the curtains with a serious expression on his face as he slowly walks to the ring. When he gets about halfway down, his right arm starts to rise an then flexes. Werner looks at it in surprise and he turns back to the ring where he yells out, "The arm hungers!"
He finishes walking to the, and rolls in underneath the ropes. He gets back up, and his slam arm once again begins to flex. He pushes it back down as he makes his way to his corner.
The lights fade out as the sound of a bell tower rings throughout the arena, a few more moments fly by before...
"Unleash the warrior within!"Pyro sets off from both sides on the entrance ramp in the form of a pair of angel wings with the words "Heaven's Gladiator" appearing in crystal blue letters on the titantron. A single platform can be seen being lowered at the ramp revealing Steel Angel and Marley Jones standing at the center. Steel Angel is wearing a white and blue warrior tunic with angel designs decorated on the back and a gold cross shape tapestry on the front. Marley is wearing a light blue warrior tunic with feathers decorated on it and long leather boots. Steel's long black hair flows in the air as he stares at the crowd before him.
They fall in line, one at a time
Ready to play
(I can't see them anyway)
No time to lose, we've got to move
Steady your helm
(I am losing sight again)Steel Angel and Marley jump off the platform and they both bow before fans as they shower them in cheers. Steel Angel then walks slowly towards the ring every step with purpose, every movement loose and flowing while Marley holds his arm following his every move.
Fire your guns
It's time to run
Blow me away
(I will stay, in the mess I made)
After the fall
We'll shake it off
Show me the waySteel Angel then stops at the end of the ramp where he brings his hands together with the middle and index fingers joining together pointing straight out with the other fingers curled together overlapping one another. He then moves his hands while in this symbol up, down, left and then right in the form of a cross before bringing both middle and index fingers to his lips and kisses them. He then separates his hands as he points to the sky unleashing blue pyro from the entrance ramp.
Heather Thompson
And his opponent..from San Diego California...weighing 220 Pounds...The Steel Angel..Yuko Isamu!Tom Foolery
Yuko has a lot to prove going into this match. He's wanting to prove that he is still a force to be reckoned with!Preston Poppycock
But you can bet ya bottom dolla that Parker is somewhere watching this match!Only the strongest will survive
Lead me to heaven, when we die
I am the shadow on the wall
I'll be the one to save us allSteel Angel then walks around the ring slapping high fives with some of the fans before climbing through the second rope and enters the ring. Marley walks to one side and claps with the fans as she watches him.
There's nothing left, so save your breath
Lying in wait
(Caught inside this tidal wave)
Your cover's blown, no where to go
Holding your fate
(Loaded I will walk alone)He smiles as looks around the ring, he then poses which causes the fans to cheer some more.
Fire your guns
It's time to run
Blow me away
(I will stay, in the mess I made)He then removes the tunic and takes it off showing his ripped features to the ladies in attendance some of whom scream in delight before he hands it to Marley. He is also wearing gold karate style pants with white flame like designs on the ankles and the words "Steel Angel" written in black latin like writing on the sides.
After the fall
We'll shake it off
Show me the wayHe then moves to the center of the ring and forms the same hand gesture he did at the end of the entrance ramp. This time as he ends the gesture by pointing to the sky that white pyro erupts from the corners.
Only the strongest will survive
Lead me to heaven, when we die
I am the shadow on the wall
I'll be the one to save us all
Wanted it back
(Don't fight me now!)He then tilts his head from side to side and he gets ready for his match.
The lights go out, the first chords of Hit the Lights by Metallica begins to play. Then the stage fills with blue, sparks shower down from the titan tron, and out comes Ethan, walking through those sparks, in a hoodie vest, long wrestling gear, black elbow pads, and gloves. Ethan stops at the entrance way and peeks from under his hoodie and then walks at a comfortable pace with the hood covering his face, smirking.
Heather Thompson
And their opponent...from Las Vegas Nevada..weighing 238 Pounds..he is the IWF World Heavyweight Champion...Ethan Cage!Tom Foolery
Many would say that the Champion hasn't been on his game as of late. the challenger Griffin Hawkins has been playing mind games with him..getting under his skin. He is this close to snapping!Preston Poppycock
‘E can't let ‘Awkins get the best of ‘im, ‘e's the Champ! If ‘e wants to prove ‘imself to the world that ‘e is the rightful Champion, ‘e needs to do it tonight!Tom Foolery
I am being told now that Alex Dillinger has barred Griffin Hawkins from ringside, that means this match will go on without interruption!He rolls into the ring, he stands in the middle of the ring and right as the singer of his theme song screams "Hit the Lights", Ethan throws back the hood and exposes his face and holds his arms out at his sides. Once that's done, he goes to the corner and props his self up on the corner turnbuckle awaiting his opponent.
Triple Dipple (Non-Title)Ethan Cage
[vs.]
Steel Angel
[vs.]
Werner Wermacht[Ding Ding Ding]The Bell rings as the three competitors meet in the center of the ring. Neither know which are going to make the first move. Then suddenly Werner and Yuko both begin double teaming Cage! Both are hammering on him with malicious intent. Yuko throws him into the corner and begins punching on him. Werner takes his turn and begins chopping his chest, getting a "WOOOOO" from the crowd. Ethan stumbles out of the corner and Ethan meets him with an atomic drop and then runs the ropes hitting a diving clothesline!
But just as Yuko gets up, Werner hits him right in the back of the head! He grabs Ethan and scoops him up and slams him down. He runs the ropes and hits an elbow drop right to the chest. He scoops him up and runs him to the ropes, hitting a running clothesline. As Yuko stumbles out, Ethan has recovered, hitting an Enziguri! He then goes to work on Werner with hard punches, staggering the big man. He goes to pick him up but just can't lift him! Werner hits an axe handle to the back, halting the attempt. He kicks Ethan in the mid section and hits a Stalling Suplex, putting pressure on the back. He picks up Ethan and throws him to the corner, choking him with his boot as the referee begins a 5 count.
Keeping up the punishment, he grabs a prone Ethan and elbows him in the back of the neck before going for a Powerbomb. But before he could lift him, Yuko hits him with a missle dropkick! The crowd is on their feet as Ethan turns around and is dazzled by a flurry of martial arts kicks, followed by a Roundhouse Kick upside the head! Ethan stumbles out of the ring. But as he turns around he is clotheslined to the outside of the ring by Werner!
Tom Foolery
The action is so big it can't even be contained in the ring!Preston Poppycock
Just so you know, if they come over ‘ere, I'm using you as a shield!Tom Foolery
I don't think so, you'll be talking to nobody because I'll be outta here by the time they make their way over here!Ethan catches Yuko with a thumb to the eye, blinding him temporarily. Looking to add some more damage, Ethan grabs a chair. He shouts "Turn around you fuck!" as he has it raised, but at the last moment the Referee snatches it from him! The ref argues with Ethan telling him he better stop it or else. This gives Yuko time to recover and turns him around with a punch right to face! But he has forgotten about Werner who clotheslines him from behind. He grabs Yuko and smashes his head into the steps before throwing him back into the ring.
Werner is back in the ring and goes to pick up Yuko, but he quickly hits him in the mid section. Yuko is still alive as he begins fighting back as he gets up. He runs Werner to the ropes and catches him with a dropkick! He goes for a Springboard Moonsault, but is stopped by a fist to the face by Ethan just as he jumps on the ropes! Ethan takes advantage by hitting a springboard legdrop! He quickly hooks the leg.
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2...
Yuko gets the shoulder up! Ethan is determined to put him down as he picks him up, going for a Suplex! But Yuko manages to wiggle his way out of it and lands on his feet behind him, hitting a Backstabber! Werner sees a prone Ethan and raises him on his shoulders! Yuko knows what this means and quickly ascends the ropes, hitting a flying clothesline, shades of the Legion of Doom's Doomsday Device! He quickly makes a cover.
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2...
Werner pulls him off! Both men are arguing and then suddenly they begin trading punches! The crowd is loving this! Werner then kicks Yuko in the mid section and hits a Pumphandle Powerslam! He then motions it's time to go up as he goes uptop the Turnbuckle, but we never get to see what he has planned as Ethan is up, rushing to the ropes and hitting a Belly to Belly off the top rope!
Tom Foolery
Sweet mother of pearl, what a move!All 3 Superstars are down as the referee begins the ten count. That move looks like it took as much out of Ethan as it did Werner. Yuko begins showing signs of life as he crawls over to Werner, draping an arm around him.
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2...
Werner gets the shoulder up! Yuko looks to be getting a bit frustrated as he is getting up. He scoops up Werner and goes for a DDT, but Werner still has some strength left as he rams him back first into the turnbuckles! He then picks him up, going for the Demon Spanker, but as he is running, Yuko slips out and pushes him into the turnbuckles ribs first! He takes advantage by hitting a Springboard Roundhouse Kick! Ethan Cage takes the advantage as he kicks Yuko in the back, he waits for him to turn around and goes for a Hit The Lights! But Yuko sways out of the way and Ethan eats Canvas! Yuko then picks up a stunned Ethan and hits the Divine Cutter! Yuko quickly makes the cover.
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2...
3!!!!!
Heather Thompson
Here is your winner....Steel Angel!!!Tom Foolery
Oh my God! Yuko has just pinned the Champion! What an upset!Preston Poppycock
Oh man...this is a bad omen for Ethan going into Ragnarok…will we be seeing a new World Champion?!Yuko's hand is raised in victory as he makes his way back up the ramp. In the ring Ethan is angry, pounding the mat and running his hands through his hair in frustration as he glares up at the victor.
Coming back from commercial we see Cash Carter in the ring with a microphone as the crowd is settling back into their seats. He looks around and gets the signal that we’re back to LIVE action.
Cash Carter
Aiight den yall tonight is a big night, we’re only two weeks away from the ROK! Now errrbody already knows bout the Path to Valhalla match and Griffin and Ethan…but we’re about to address the High Impact Championship match! So without anymore wasting time…give it up for the legend himself…this nigga might be old but he still does the damn thing…give it up for my man FLEX…JOHNSON!!!!“In Division” by Underoath begins to blare over the speakers.
"I lay in a bed of resistance,
Chained to either side.
I really wish I could reset, rewind."
Smoke slowly begins to creep and fill the stage.
"I really wish I could reset rewind.
You know it's never the way we planned it.
I really wish we could reset rewind."
After a few moments, Flex Johnson strolls out and looks out at the crowd.
"I'm planning a revolution inside my head!
I'm planning a revolution when I break free.
I call for annihilation.
Describe the sunlight so I can feel it's burn.
If only I could get up from this bed!"
He walks slowly down the ramp. A number of fans boo him; a number of fans cheer for Flex as well.
"Living inside a hole they put me underground.
Where they can never find me 'less they dig me out."
Flex circles the ring one time, and then rolls into the ring.
"But no one seems to care anymore!
I'm digging, I'm digging my way out.
'Cause when I breathe in there is no release!"
He walks over to the near turn buckle and points a finger to the sky.
"I've been living inside a hole they put me underground.
Where they could never find me 'less they dig me out.
I've been living inside a hole.
Where they could never find me 'less they dig me out."
Flex hops off the turn buckle and turns to face Cash Carter grabbing his microphone from him. Cash rolls his eyes and grabs one from a camera man.
Cash Carter
So Flex…Flex Johnson
Pipe down youngster you see I’ve got the microphone and I’m talking so it’s time you close your mouth and let me do my thing. Now all I’ve been hearing for the last two weeks is that I’m a snitch and all this stuff. Yet no one wants to point out that I was doing my civic duty. Matter of fact these people should be THANKING me. The crowd boos in disapproval as Flex gives them the “what?” look throwing his arms up in the air, a baffled look plastered on his face.
Flex Johnson
Look she was out drinking and driving acting reckless stealing cars and giving our people a BAD name. I couldn’t just let that slide. I’ve got a family and I know if they were in a accident that I could've prevented I’d never be able to live with myself so take a long look in the mirror before you stand out here and chastise me! Cash Carter
YO! Man that’s all fine and good you can come out here actin all Jesse Jackson like and bullshit but we didn’t ax you out here to just go on and on. Nah homie it aint that easy. Give it up people…lemme hear you make some noise for YOUR IWF HIGH IMPACT CHAMPION…SHEYANNE SUCCESSFUL! Flex Johnson
That’s bull she’s suspended! Cash Carter
Live via satellite so comb yo fro playa…As the cameras pan to the Pheonix-Tron we see Shey sitting there smiling from ear to ear with the High Impact Championship on her lap.
Cash Carter
How you doin ma? Sheyanne Successful
Hi Cash, I’m glad to be here with you. Cash Carter
Alright so this is what’s goin down. Now if yall don’t like it you can take it up with The D…Mr. Boss man to most yall. ANYWAYS! So check it Flex the people wanna know what is it about Sheyanne that really bothers you? Flex Johnson
Well for starts look at her…the way she’s dressed. The top with her chest about to just leak right out…the jean shorts cut up the sides so her booty can hang out. Have some self-respect. It’s not even just the whole image though. It’s the attitude. She gives our people a bad name. It’s people like her that go out party it up and live the fast life that makes our people look like a less advanced group. It disgusts me. She’s week by week setting back the black race by decades. You wanted to know the real problem I have with her? There it is…it’s not like that it's not obvious either. A champion shouldn’t act like a damn wild horny teenager. Grow up kid…Sheyanne Successful
The FUCK!? This mothafucka…Cash Carter
WOOOOOAAAHHH!!! Ease up a lil though. Shey Shey you’ll have a chance to say your bit. This next question is for you. So Shey the people wanna know are you sorry for what you did that night? Sheyanne Successful
Am I sorry? That shouldn’t even be a question Cash. I mean I’ve been suspended without pay and I just became a champion. It was a mistake and I’ve already admitted to that. People make mistakes, we all do. I just know that it’s a mistake that’ll never happen again. I got a little wild and crazy and my girls had me ready to go. It was the happiest moment in my life. I achieved the goal I’ve always wanted to and captured a wrestling championship. Flex Johnson
You STOLE that championship and I’m taking it back. That belt is mine. You aren’t a REAL champion and you never could be a REAL champion. At the end of the day you’re just a kid…Cash Carter
Yall need to chill the fuck out. Flex this next question is everyone wants to know…are you in fact the original actor that played Buckwheat from the Little Rascals? Hahahahaha nah I’m just playin doe. The crowd laughs along with Cash as he slaps Flex on the back only to get a serious glare causing Cash to pull his hand back quickly.
Cash Carter
Real talk though Flex…I’d buzz that shit on yo head bruh. The next question the people REALLY wanna know Flex is…if you do lose to Shey what’s next for you? Would you consider retirement? Flex Johnson
I’m not even gonna talk about that. You know it’s a joke that I come out here only to have you crack jokes and have Shey act like a perfect little angle on the tron…man this is just STUPID. You can all pretend you don’t know that I was right with what I did and you can all point and laugh at Flex. But the bottom line is this…at Ragnarok there won’t be any more laughing…no jokes…just me and that THING right there. One on one…your mouth talks a lot and I’m sure it swallows more than it talks…that stops at Ragnarok. I’m taking back MY TITLE the one that management tried to rip away from me. Yeah I said it. Corey Casey and all the decision makers backstage wanted to keep ol’ Flex down. You see they plotted and wanted a youngster to take the belt off of me. “It’d benefit the youth” I was told. Now they aren't here. Now it’s just gonna be me and you Shey. Get ready…no matter what people say this ol’ dog has a ton of fight left in him. Shine that belt up woman I want it looking PRISTINE for the pay per view! Can't stop, won't stop. I'm bringing that title back home to me.Flex drops the microphone and winks at Sheyanne before shoving Cash on his ass and exiting the ring to a chorus of boos from the crowd. He keeps walking as Cash puts the microphone to his mouth.
Cash Carter
Ladies and gents give it up for the mofuckin SNITCH…FLEX JOHNSON! Now Shey you got anything you wanna say boo boo? Sheyanne Successful
You know what Cash, I would come at Flex and I would knock him on his ass like the bitch made ass nigga he be buuuut…I’m gonna stay classy…She stands up and sets her title to the side giggling all the while. Steeping back away from the camera so her entire body is visible Shey bends over and slides her jean shorts down showing over her ass in a pair of lacey aqua colored booty shorts.
Sheyanne Successful
Kiss my beautiful ass Flex “Baby” Johnson. See you at Ragnarok…BIIIIITTTCCCHHH!!!! As Shey starts busting up you can hear her girls in the back cracking up just as much. The camera cuts off and the Phoenix-Tron goes black. Cash is wide-eyed and cheesin like crazy in the ring as Flex shakes his head throws his hands down and heads to the back.
Cash Carter
Damn dat girl puts the ASS in CLASS…DAMN! So folks that’s the High Impact Championship matchup for Ragnarok. Flex Johnson and Sheyanne Successful one on one! Don’t forget to order us on pay-per-view! I’m OUT! Dropping the microphone Cash throws his arms up as the crowd applauds the Battlegrounds music begins to play loudly over the PA as the camera pans to Tom and Preston at the announce booth.
Heather Thompson
The following match is for the undisputed RISING PHOENIX CHAMPIONSHIP!Tom Foolery
Here we go Preston! The unification bout to unify the Phoenix Championship and the Uprising Championship!Preston Poppycock
Quite a smart thing Alex is doin 'ere.Heather Thompson
Introducing first from Parts Unknown weighing in at 175lbs he is your Uprising Champion...SAH'TA THOOOORRR!!!!The opening riff to "Let it Die" by Ozzy Osbourne echoes through the arena's speaker system as the lights dim. A few seconds pass before a golden light focuses on the top of the ramp. Standing there is a regal looking Sah'ta Thor who is wearing a white furred red satin kingly mantle with a matching crown (ala Lawler). In his right hand is a royal scepter studded with gems. The light takes on a reddish tinge as four women (Melfina, Briandea, Paige, and Colliette) dressed in varying colored corsets come out from the back and surround him. As the the lyrics start up the group starts down the ramp as the women dance around him. Once at the ring Thor hands the crown and scepter to the women before shrugging off the royal robes. Thor is now revealed to be standing in a pair of black jeans and a red t-shirt with a golden pattern of the Seven Deadly Sins with the words Sin Incarnate in white. He pulls off his shirt revealing his scarred toned muscular upper body. He turns and starts pacing in the ring as he awaits his opponent.
Tom Foolery
Thor has been an absolute terror since joining the IWF.Preston Poppycock
So 'as 'is opponent!Heather Thompson
And his opponent...from Chicago Illinois weighing in at 120lbs she is your Phoenix Champion...BLYSS LOCKHART!!!!Preston Poppycock
Ya know Tom I'd give Thor the weight and strength advantage but let's face it...'E only weighs fifty five pounds more than 'er! Thor has the frame of a small boy.The arena dims and as the music starts, lights start flashing on and off like crazy all over the place until the vocals kick in and the lights go to normal with Blyss popping out of the curtains and jogging down the ramp. She yells at the crowd to get them pumped and hops onto the apron, hanging off the rope with one hand as she poses for the crowd and cameras. Then she jumps over the ropes and runs up the turnbuckle, bending down and then slowly straightens herself up just as the music screams “I won’t bow to weakness!” She smiles and poses before jumping back down and waits for her opponent.
Championship UnificationBlyss Lockhart
[vs.]
Sah’ta Thor[Ding Ding Ding]Blyss and Thor stare each other down. Thor starts to club away at Blyss pounding her back then whipping her against the ropes. Thor catches Blyss as she attempts a cross body. Blyss escapes and uses her momentum to send Thor to the outside.
Tom Foolery
There goes THOR, Blyss displays uncanny awareness.Blyss runs along the apron and missile dropkicks Thor in the face sending him crashing backwards against the barricade. The crowd starts to go crazy cheering for Blyss.
Preston Poppycock
Blyss is quite lovely Tom…just simply pleasant.Tom Foolery
You know I expected something more…Preston Poppycock
I’d just love to take ‘er right there in the ring.Tom Foolery
There it is.Blyss picks Thor up by the hair and runs holding the back of his head directly towards the ring post. She launches Thor right into the ring post causing him to bounce back and fall to the ground flat on his back. While Thor lies flat on his back Blyss makes her way up to the top turnbuckle. Leaping off the top she twists and turns her body.
Tom Foolery
If she hits this it’s all over!Thor rolls out of the way last second as Blyss smashes her back on the thin mat rolling around in pain.
Preston Poppycock
Oi Blyss ‘old on love! I’m coming…Tom Foolery
You do know that Thor will more than likely punch you right in the kisser.Preston Poppycock
Um mate why would ‘e want to kiss me? But I know that if I go over there I could get my love disqualified.Thor pushes his hair back with his hand and boots Blyss right in the gut sending her rolling away further. He stalks after her with a smile on his face awaiting for her to get to her feet. As Blyss stands up Thor charges right towards her and CUTS her right in half with a twisted spear. Blyss flips over being turned inside out by the spear. The crowd oh’s at the brutal looking move. The referee reaches the count of 8 as Thor tucks into the ring and back out to restart the count.
Tom Foolery
Someone should force Thor to take this match into the ring! We aren’t slobs or backyard performers. We are professional dog gone it!Preston Poppycock
That’s the first time I’ve ever ‘eard you whine…want some cheese….hahahahahahaha OI! That was great mate…hahahaha there I go again. Bloody ‘ell I’m fantasitic!Still controlling the pace Thor throws Blyss against the steps sending her tumbling over them with a loud crash sounding similar to a car wreck. Just walking slowly in total control Thor looks as if he’s out to prove a point to the world.
Tom Foolery
He’s just throwing Blyss all along the side of the ring here. I don’t see what kind of point this is proving.Preston Poppycock
You know if I ‘ad to make a guess I’d assume it was lack of sexual attention. You see ‘e’s out there taking ‘is anger out on Blyss for all the women who ‘ave turned him down. Simple really. The quiet, lonely, dark and angry type…possible virgin.Tom Foolery
I’m neither quiet, lonely, dark or angry…Preston Poppycock
Wait so…Tom Foolery
SWEET POTATAO PIE!Preston Poppycock
Wait what?Grabbing the equipment off of the Spanish announce table Thor begins chucking the monitors aside as well as the plastic cover. The referee counts to nine but Thor tags up again. Grabbing Blyss and lifting her up he throws her atop the Spanish announce table and climbs up after her.
Tom Foolery
No not this, he couldn’t possibly be thinking…Preston Poppycock
Oi ‘e’s trying to piledriver ‘er right through the table!Thor twists and turns Blyss placing her into a tombstone piledriver position. He jumps into the air spinning and sends her crashing through the table.
Tom Foolery
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!Preston Poppycock
‘Oly Shit mate!The camera pans in on Thor’s face and it appears as though he had been cut open. Blyss is out cold and so it Thor. With both competitors the referee begins to start the ten count.
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- 3 -Blyss rolls onto her stomach and begins to stir. Her eyes still shut it seems as if she's going on pure instinct. Crawling towards the apron she claws but her arms give out and she falls face first onto the mat.
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- 6 -Blyss has started to come to as she gets to one knee using the barricade to hoist herself up. The fans pat her on the back cheering her on as she finally opens her eyes and sees the ref making the count. Blyss goes to run but her legs are too weak and she stumbles back to the ground.
Tom Foolery
They’re both out cold here Preston. I think from what I can tell when Thor executed the maneuver he came down and his head caught the corner of the table.Preston Poppycock
I suppose so, I couldn’t watch something so beautiful go through something so disgusting mate.- 7 -
- 8 -As Thor struggles to get to his feet he crawls his way to the ring trying to beat the count with all his might. Inch by inch Thor crawls placing his forearm on the apron.
- 9 -Putting his leg up on the apron Thor manages to beat the count. Just as he sighs in relief Blyss grabs his leg and yanks him back out restarting the count. Both Blyss and Thor continue to battle. Thor with blood trickling down his face and Blyss with chunks of wood in her hair and a cut on her bicep.
Preston Poppycock
COME ON BLYSS!!!!Tom Foolery
These two are just relentless! Neither wanting to give in or quit. The title means everything to the both of them. This is IWF folks, this is QUALITY!While the referee restarts his count Blyss hits Thor with a kick to the gut sending him stumbling back. Blyss rushes and takes him down to the ground grabbing his head and pounding it against the mat.
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- 3 -Repeatedly pounding Blyss doesn’t let up but yet Thor still somehow pushes her off of him with his feet launching her into the air. She rolls backwards and Thor gets to his feet.
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- 6 -Both competitors charge at one another and extend their arms out for clotheslines. Cracking one another at the same time they both fall to the ground.
Tom Foolery
Oh no they’re both down!Preston Poppycock
Theoretically if I was to push Blyss into the ring would that be ok?Tom Foolery
No.- 7 -
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- 9 -Tom Foolery
Wait Thor is to his feet!As Thor stands on his feet he turns towards the ring and attempts to lunge inside only falling short with his hands landing on the apron.
- 10 -[Ding Ding Ding]Heather Thompson
Due to both competitors not being able to answer the ten count…this match has been declared a DOUBLE COUNT OUT, DISQUALIFICATION!Much to the dismay of the fans the match has been declared a disqualification. Blyss rolls back over and leans against the announce table catching her breath and holding the cut on her arm. Thor on his knees cannot believe that he couldn’t answer the count.
Tom Foolery
Well a double disqualification. Both of these champions have given everything that they have in this match. I was extremely impressed with both of them tonight.Preston Poppycock
Bloody good show ol’ chaps, bloody good show.While the restless fans continue to boo the opening riffs to Against Them All. The fans rise to their feet and simply erupt as Alex Dillinger steps out onto the ramp with microphone in hand. With a smile on his face the crowd begins to chant knowing what’s happening next.
“RING THE BELL, RING THE BELL, RING THE BELL”
Alex Dillinger
You hear the people. This match is going to end like that. Not tonight. Not with a unification match. Timekeeper…start the match ONE-MORE-TIME!The crowd screams in anticipation, as both Blyss and Thor appear to be both excited but exhausted all at the same time.
Tom Foolery
The match is going to restart!Preston Poppycock
Attaboy! Mr. Dillinger pleases the fans again mate!Alex Dillinger
Oh and…let’s make it a no disqualification![Ding Ding Ding]Blyss Lockhart gets to her feet as does Thor who is quick to grab a steel chair and walk towards Blyss grinning from ear to ear. Blyss backs up against the barricade and has nowhere left to run.
Tom Foolery
He’s got Blyss cornered here! This could be over just as fast as it started!Swinging the chair Thor has bad intentions behind it but somehow last second Blyss ducks out of the way and hits Thor with a standing Busaiku Knee Kick. Hitting the chair it causes it to smash right into the face of Thor.
Tom Foolery
BKO!!!Preston Poppycock
OI!!!! SHE’S GOT ‘IM!!!Just as Blyss makes the cover on Thor out walks Kyuubi making her way down the ramp and towards the action.
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KICK OUT!Thor gets the shoulder up and Blyss tries to catch her breath. She eyeballs Kyuubi as the former MMA fighter makes her way alongside the ring and right up to the announce booth.
Tom Foolery
It appears as though we’re about to have some company here.Preston Poppycock
You never told me about company coming over; I would’ve straightened up a bit.Tom Foolery
Welcome to our lovely neck of the woods Kiwi.Kyuubi
It’s pronounced Kyuubi you imbecile. While Kyuubi gets settled in Blyss rolls Thor into the ring and follows closely behind. Thor gets to his feet and turns around to get a right hand in the face from Blyss. She fires a left and Thor kicks her leg causing her to drop to knee. Thor then kicks her across the back of the head causing her to crash face first into the mat while the crowd boos.
Preston Poppycock
Ya know Kybooty if you wanted to run in there and fondle Blyss a bit I don’t think anyone would mind.Kyuubi
SILENCE YOU FOOL!Preston Poppycock
Oh lesbi-‘onest for a second ‘ere. We all know you’ve been stalking the lovely Blyss because you’re madly in love with ‘er. Don’t worry, I love muff div…Kyuubi
Another word and I will CUT your tongue right out of your mouth and pin it to this desk!Thor drops down and hooks the leg of Blyss while the referee gets on all fours to make the count.
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KICK OUT!Blyss kicks her leg out and Thor looks to the sky shaking his head allowing his hair to fall out of his face. Pushing through he locks in a crossface chickenwing tightly on Blyss. Struggling and screaming in pain Blyss kicks her feet and extends her arm as far as she possibly can.
Tom Foolery
She could tap out any moment here!Fighting and fighting the resilient female champion claws and scratches her way to the bottom rope grasping it as the referee demands Thor to break the hold.
Preston Poppycock
CHEERS!Tom Foolery
Wow Blyss just refuses to QUIT!Kyuubi grows impatient and throws down her headset jumping up and walking towards the ring. The referee helps up Blyss after pushing Thor away. Kyuubi sees Thor leaning against the ropes and quickly she low blows him causing him to curl up into a ball on the mat in severe pain.
Preston Poppycock
POOF!! Bobs ya uncle!Tom Foolery
POP!! Goes the weasel!As Thor rolls around in pain suddenly from the back the Empire of Blood come storming down the ramp. Frank Finelli dives into the ring and smashes the referee in the face with a brutal elbow to the bridge of the nose. Storming Raven slides in the right side and Macho Messiah slides in the left side of the ring. Blyss backs away but Frank grabs her hair and throws her to the mat. All members begin to laugh as Blyss tries to crawl away. Macho grabs hold of Blyss’ leg and pulls her close. She manages to kick Macho in the face sending him into the corner.
Tom Foolery
This just isn’t fair, poor Blyss is all in there by herself!Preston Poppycock
She gave the ol’ boot to the teeth of Mr. Poffo there.Tom Foolery
Mr. who? Ohhh I…wait, you…never mind, moving right along!The big mammoth Frank Finelli grabs Blyss by the hair and licks her cheek with a smile as she trembles. He whips Blyss against the ropes with his pure strength. Like a bullet fired from a gun Blyss launches back towards Frank. Gaining momentum of his own Frank hits the ropes and DESTROYS Blyss with a HUGE HIT. Dipping his shoulder and putting all 285lbs of his body into it Frank blasts the lightweight Blyss clear across the ring with a shoulder tackle.
Tom Foolery
SWEET TEA MCGEE!Preston Poppycock
You BLOODY OAF!Frank smiles as the crowd boo him loudly. The rest of the members of the Empire of Blood slowly walk towards. Rushing down the ramp comes Gordon Fury and close behind him is Tim Patrick and Werner Wehrmact.
Tom Foolery
HERE COME THE CAVALRY!Preston Poppycock
WE WANT EOLIS!As the three men arrive to save the day they slide in the ring and Gordon Fury grabs Frank Finelli hammering away on his face before throwing him right over the top rope. Werner firing away on Storming Raven begins to go to work on him before hitting a dropkick that sends Raven flying over the top rope. Tim kicks out Macho’s leg and then kicks Macho clear in the temple causing Macho to drop and roll out of the ring.
Tom Foolery
Blyss Lockhart is still out!Gordon checks on Blyss and helps her to her feet making sure she’s ok. Once Blyss gets to her feet Gordon hugs her as he releases her embrace Thor hopes up on the apron.
Tom Foolery
Hey! He’s got something in his hands!Preston Poppycock
And it aint the ‘ole world mate!Thor slides on a pair of brass knuckles he retrieved from Frank on the outside. He cracks back and swings for the fences towards Gordon. Somehow like a ninja the Australian dives out of the way taking Blyss to the ground with him. Thor aiming for Gordon’s head end sup connecting with Tim right in the jaw. Tim just collapses to the ground like an accordion.
Tom Foolery
SWEET PEA APPLE OF MY EYE!Preston Poppycock
I think I just saw a TOOTH MATE!Thor looks at Tim and then back to his missed target. He quickly climbs into the ring but Blyss springs up and runs towards Thor she launches her knee right towards Thor and then connects solidly dropping her opponent.
Tom Foolery
BKO! BKO! BKO! BKO!Preston Poppycock
She’s not done YET!Gordon points to the top of the turnbuckle as Blyss leaps up to the top. She sizes up Thor and gets ready for flight. Macho leaps up and pulls down Gordon. The vibration of the ropes causes Blyss to lose her balance. Werner runs the ropes and suicide dives right towards Gordon, Macho, Raven and Frank taking all of them out along with himself.
Tom Foolery
FINISH HIM OFF BLYSS!Preston Poppycock
I wish she’d finish me…Tom Foolery
SHUT YOUR FILTH MOUTH SHE'S A SAINT! DO IT BLYSS DO IT!Shaking off the cobwebs Blyss readjusts herself and takes flight. She gets the proper amount of hang time as she comes close to Thor. The crowd goes crazy and cameras pop like crazy. With her hand pressed to her lips Blyss proceeds to blow a kiss towards Thor.
Tom Foolery
BLYZZARD!!!As Blyss jumps off she’s caught by a boot under the chin as Thor managed to get his leg up in defense. Knocking her back Thor closes his eyes for a moment as the crowd seems stunned.
Preston Poppycock
Oi me blood is just pumpin now mate, I’m on the edge of me seat!Both of them down and out the rest of the Empire of Blood are on the outside brawling with Gordon, Tim and Werner. As the war continues on Blyss staggers to her feet and Thor to his as well. The intense stares continue from both parties as they look like they’ve been to hell and back.
Tom Foolery
This match is what IWF is all about, fierce competition and bringing out the absolute best in your opponent.Preston Poppycock
‘Ere we go!Thor grins sadistically urging Blyss to rush him. She takes off without hesitation and he charges right back at her. The two meet in the middle and begin trading shots. She kicks him and drops him down with a DDT. Thor bounces up off the mat and stumbles. Blyss bounces on the ropes and takes Thor down with a head scissor takedown. Thor flips over but still manages to be on his feet turning towards Blyss swinging wildly. She grabs his neck tightly putting him in a side headlock.
Tom Foolery
Blyss looks exhausted but she just keeps on truckin!While in a seated position Thor tries to get to his feet with Blyss on his back cranking his neck. Slowly rising up Thor’s legs begin to wobble.
Preston Poppycock
The little man is trying to stand…’ow cute. What is ‘e like four feet two?Tim punches backwards until Blyss loosens her grip. He quickly gains his composure and grabs her flipping her around in a tombstone piledriver position.
Tom Foolery
Parasite Eve!!!Preston Poppycock
I’d love to see ‘im try an pick up someone like Frank the tank out there.Thor drops Blyss down once more and the crowd boos loudly as he pulls her leg up and the ref makes the count.
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Tom Foolery
Kyuubi getting involved here again, I thought she had problems with Blyss here?Preston Poppycock
Ya know mate your guess is as good as mine, but some’ow I believe she’s a lesbian.Thor looks into the eyes of Kyuubi she smirks backing away slowly as he yells at her asking her what she was thinking. Kyuubi begins to laugh sadistically climbing over the barricade and retreating through the crowd. Still yelling at her Thor stands on the outside and Blyss begins to stir on the inside.
Tom Foolery
Blyss climbing back up to her feet here.Preston Poppycock
I’ve got to ‘and it to them boy-o, neither Thor nor Blyss is willing to quit. Thor has the body of a toddler.Blyss runs the ropes and baseball slides under the bottom rope hitting Thor in the face causing him to fall back leaning against the announce table.
Tom Foolery
Excellent kick from Blyss!Following closely in hot pursuit Blyss comes after Thor attempting to take him out and finish this thing. She rolls Thor back into the ring. With both back in the ring and on their feet Blyss chops Thor across the chest and pushes him against the corner turnbuckle. Placing her feet on his stomach and arms around the back of his neck Blyss launches Thor backwards with a monkey toss. Thor lands on his back and Blyss leaps up to the top rope. She jumps off flipping without blowing a kiss or any hesitating.
Tom Foolery
BLYZZARD!!!!!She dives on Thor hooks his leg as the referee looks up from the ground and slowly makes the count. Each hand rising up little by little dropping back down to the mat….
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Here is your winner and first ever RISING PHOENIX CHAMPION…BLYSS LOCKHART!!!!!!!Tom Foolery
Blyss has DONE IT! She’s unified that titles and gone on to defeat Thor. What an incredible match and these fans are unglued.Preston Poppycock
She’s overcome a lot to be standing there as the Rising Phoenix Champion. That was a ‘ell of a match.Standing up holding both belts in the air Blyss almost has tears of joy streaming down her face. Her boyfriend Gordon Fury rolls into the ring to celebrate with her followed by Tim Patrick and Werner. The Empire of Blood helps Thor to the back as they retreat from the ring. The match has just finished when suddenly the lights slowly dim out in the arena.
Tom Foolery
Preston, It seems we have power issues here in the arenaPreston Poppycock
Umm well this is quite awkward I do say ol' chap. Does this mean we get to go 'ome early?Suddenly the lights on the tron light up showing images of Thor and his attacks on many superstars and then the image of him holding the Uprising Title becomes still. The opening to Price To Play by Staind steadily begins to fade in as the song begins to play as the image of Thor begins to burn showing a masked man standing in the back, wearing nothing but all black. He looks straight ahead as if he staring at Thor.
Tom Foolery
Who in the Mother Theresa?Preston Poppycock
Umm...I don't get it...Thor just stares at the screen as the man just chuckles softly but his voice is distorted so he can't recognize the voice. The man just breathes slowly but heavily as he steps out of screen to show a bloody, clothes all torn to shreds. The camera switches back to Thor who seems to be confused about the situation.
Tom Foolery
This is gross.Preston Poppycock
This some kinda snuff film mate?The masked man appears back in picture and his eyes tell the story of vengeance as he laughs again and then finally speaks but his voice is distorted
Masked Man
Greetings Champion, Now that I have your attention I want you to realize that this....this is just the beginning, no wait not the beginning of the end however, the end of YOUR beginning. See you really soon......Thor.Tom Foolery
All of these masks...I just, I just don't know what to make of it all.Preston Poppycock
Bloody stupid it is...bloody played out as well. I mean we've seen the masked guy following around Gordon now one after Thor...you know what piss off. We're goin to commercial!Just like that the arena lights go up as Thor stands in the ring watching the images of backstage personnel pulling down Raven as Thor begins to ponder the situation he now finds himself in. The cameras cut off as we head to commercial break.
Subject: BattleGrounds 80: Path to Valhalla 
Wed Jun 19, 2013 5:58 am
