IWF.Com Exclusive Video: James Shark Interview

The scene opens up in an unknown area. As the camera pans around, the viewers watching on IWF.Com could see fans, posters and reporters everywhere. The location could be anywhere but the scene seemed to be a media event. Suddenly, a reporter popped up onto the screen.

Interviewer: Hey IWF Fans, we are here, behind the scenes getting ready to prepare for Ragnarok live on Pay Per View this Sunday Night, June the 30th. Tickets are already sold out, Ethan Cage defending his world title against Griffin Hawkins, as well as Sheyanne Successful defending her High Impact Championship against Flex Johnson! Many more matches to be on the card, but right now, I have with me a man that needs no introduction. He is the first ever Triple Crown and Grandslam Champion as well as the first ever Full Throttle Champion here in the IWF. The two time, IWF former world champion, Trash Talk Royalty himself, James Shark!

The camera panned away from the interviewer and showed James Shark on the screen. James wore a black shirt with a black cap, his chain hanging down from his neck. He didn’t bother to take off his shades for the obvious interview as the Interviewer brought him closer.

James Shark: Waddup, waddup

Interviewer: James, I was surprised to see you back here. Although you have already announced an exciting “full time” return to the IWF, you also stated that you would not be here to attend Ragnarok, but yet… here you are behind the scenes. Why is that?

Shark cocked a smile and shrugged his shoulders.

James Shark: Aye, I was told to not judge a book by its cover. My reasons for not wanting to fly down here and see this Pay Per View was because I just felt like the whole card be garbage… something WEW would throw down, something that CWF would fuck with, IWF? Nah, I was just caught off guard.

Interviewer: So you will be in the arena Sunday Night?

James Shark: Yeeeeeeeyo, front row seats with ma bucket of KFC in hand and the other hand down ma pants when the diva match come on.

The interviewer put his head down and tried to not laugh at that nonsense, as he looked back up at Shark, Shark seemed serious.

Interviewer: Well what about your fiancée, will she be joining you?

He shrugged his shoulders again

James Shark: Nah, well… I don’t know, maybe. See, we ain’t talk about it, this ain’t a planned thing homie. It ain’t like “Hey Brooklyn!, damn, there be an IWF PPV this Sunday, let’s go see it!”. I’m not attending on some entertainment, I’m attending on some business. Besides… if IWF was how it was back in the day, then I could be showin up for some entertainment, but these days, you can’t do that. You got a fucking wannabe rockstar battling for the WORLD title, trying to take it off of a guy named ETHAN who been doing nothing but losing and losing and losing. This shit is whack, seriously. Then yall got my girl Shey battling a dude who gotta ask permission from his retirement home to go out on Sunday Night. Black Jesus Christ…. IWF done burned right to the ground when I left.

Interviewer: I-I-is that why, you’re returning James? You feel like… what do you feel? Explain, because most of us don’t quite understand this whole return. It came out of the blue, you’re still suspended over in PDW for violating their wellness policy, there’s just so much going on with you right now and most of the fans think you’re doing this for attention, trolling the IWF world.

James took his hand and lowered his shades a little bit, looking right into the reporters eyes.

James Shark: Say what!?

Interviewer: Well-

James Shark: Please take yo dick out of Steel Angel’s vagina homeboy. The ONLY person who has questioned this announcement and accused this of being a publicity stunt is Steel Angel. Every fan mention I see on Twitter be sayin that they can’t fucking wait for me to SAVE the IWF. Every superstar that be mentioning me about this be sayin the same damn thing. Steel Angel tried to get out of a match with me, so he go on Twitter to his 12 followers, tweeting bullshit like “Oh Shark won’t even show up” “I thought our match was cancelled, I don’t want to go with it” “Ugh, my tampon is too deep inside my pussy” “I’m so scared of Shark, I’m just going to ignore his tweets and change the subject when I decide to reply” Man come on, a blind motherfucker can see this shit.

Interviewer: Well there was also Flex Johnson who called you a troll

James Shark: Yea, and he a fucking chicken shit as well. As soon as he done that I came at the old fuck and he ain’t want none of it. The first reply I got was “blocked”. He wanna block me now? Why?


Interviewer: It was also reported that Tim Patrick blocked you.

James Shark: Oh? See now I ain’t even know he hit that block button. I thought it was just an unfollow, but I don’t give a fuck. Bruh… I got hundreds and thousands of followers, most of them be sexy ass bitches, the fuck I need some lame ass dudes like Flex, Tim and Steel following me? Them three little fishes are on that “James Shark Fan Club” bullshit, but when It comes to me calling them out for a match, all three of them be hiding in their hotel room, shooting loads into each other’s asses, hiding from the big bad Shark.  The three little fishes and the big bad Shark, there should be a book made, a movie even. I think everybody need to know how afraid these fools are to get me in the ring, they not just afraid, they fucking terrified, they horrified. Oh man, they got nightmares of me man. Flex Johnson gets it the worst, since he all 80 years old, wearing his fucking diapers, he needa get them changed by them male nurses every 30 minutes.

Interviewer: Do you really believe they are scare-

James Shark: Bruh… Steel Angel ducked THE FUCK out of me the other day, Alex Dillinger forced his ass to do this. Tim Patrick be on that same boat, Flex Johnson just exposed himself.

Interviewer: And how did he expose himself?

James Shark: You ain’t seen on Twitter?

Interviewer: Well… part of it, but that question is more so for the fans, the viewers watching this video exclusively on IWF.Com

James Shark: Ahh, gotcha. Well he had a problem with my big mouth right? So as usual, I go ahead and give people who have that problem the chance to shut me up. He tells me “Uhhh…err…no I have BIGGER and BETTER things to worry about” So damn, I’m over there thinking that maybe if he won the High Impact title, he was promised a world title shot or something. The dude is close to retirement, so maybe IWF want to do this whole big story thing where he goes out with a bang, so okay, I’m waiting for what could be BIGGER and BETTER than James Shark…. I wait and I wait, only for him to say “Corey Bull”.


James scrunched his face up and looked at the interviewer with a “What the fuck?” look on his face.

James Shark: Corey Bull? Corey Bull nigga? That’s the bigger and better things that you got to worry about? Hey, we gonna switch things up right now for one second, Ima play the Interviewer role and you gonna be the dude answering.

Before the Interviewer could say anything, James reached over and snatched the microphone from the reporter’s hands.

James Shark: Who THE FUCK is Corey Bull??? Seriously, who the hell is that?

The interviewer laughed at Shark’s attitude but Shark quickly shoved the microphone right in the Interviewer’s face, as if forcing him to answer the question.

Interviewer: M-m-multiple time champion! He’s been wrestling for 17 years, he’s a UECW Hall of Famer.

Now Shark just looked annoyed.

James Shark: Is it just me, or you ever stop and realize that all these UECW Hall of Famers really suck. I mean suck as in how Steel Angel used to crawl under Rick Christians desk and suck that thing like his life depended on it, I mean suck as in how Tim Patrick deep throated the fuck out of his daddy for fathers day.

The Interviewer looked over at the camera with a disgusted look on his face, wondering if this was going too far.

James Shark: Nah don’t look at the camera homie, you knew what you was walking into when you brought me over here. James Shark, the real one, the truth, uncensored, motherfucking unspoken. I say what I want, I do what I want, and love me or hate me, you will listen to me.

All the interviewer could do was sigh, he put his hand out and James handed him back his microphone. Now Shark was waiting to see if there were any more questions or if this Interviewer had enough. The Interviewer  however, grabbed a sheet of paper and looked at it, it seemed as though he was reading from it, as if he had a list of things he was supposed to ask.

Interviewer: I do want to just ask you strictly about your return, but before that, you had the Twitter world buzzing when you started to throw shots at Ryan Hall. It seemed almost every superstar and diva from different companies joined you…

As the interviewer continued, James smiled as if he was taking pride.

Interviewer: During the whole thing, your fiancée's brother was calling everybody your co-signers, and your fiancée Brooklyn was tweeting stuff like “Shut the “f” up already” and things like “I’m going to keep my mouth shut before I say something trill”. Now it’s obvious all that was towards you, can we get an update on how Sharklyn is?


Shark immediately answered.

James Shark: Sharklyn Gucci.

Interviewer: No but seriously

James Shark: We good nigga, damn. What you need to get is I am who I am. I’m going to say what I want just like I been doin this whole Interview. Brooklyn know that, she fine with that. Sometimes we ain't gonna agree with each other, it ain't a big deal.

Interviewer: Yes but, the two of you broke up last year when you gay bashed her brother

James Shark: Okay?

Interviewer: And on Twitter, you were gay bashing Ryan Hall… who is reporting to be dating London Carter, so technically you were gay bashing her brother too.

James rolled his eyes.

James Shark: You a shit stirrer you know that? How the fuck was I gay bashing? Did I make fun of the dude for liking dick in his ass? Nah, Did I make fun of the dude for sucking dick? Nah

Interviewer: You did say that all the…..you know… that he has “swallowed” went to his brain.

James Shark: Okay? And it obviously did. The fucker came out of the closet and ran right back in when me and the niggas were throwin shots at him. All I was doing was calling him out for being a fake little bitch. He all like “I’m bisexual, so what?” Okay, that’s fine, you are a confused motherfucker who can’t decide if he likes pussy or dick but-

Interviewer: Oh boy…

Now the interviewer was the one who rolled his eyes.

James Shark: Nah lemme finish, I don’t got a problem with that, but then… he gets made fun of, NOT for being bisexual, but being made fun of cause he still gonna play wife while being with a dude. You see, when he was in relationships with girls, he played wife, and these girls wore the pants. Now that he fucking with the homies, he still gonna play wife. That’s all I was saying. I told him that he’s a faggot wannabe cause he wants to be a fag boy, but HE CAN’T because of what we say. He’s so worried about what we think, he so worried about what the people will say. He gets made fun of and says “No, no, I’m joking, haha, you all are retards for falling for it!” Punk ass little bitch. Own up to what you are, live yo own lifestyle, do you, and quit worrying about what other people think. That’s why I can’t respect the dude or ever will, he too much of a softie and too much of a fake.

Interviewer: So the two of you are good?

James Shark: Third motherfucking time, we good nigga. Always will be. Ain't none of yall will ever understand our relationship, that's some soulmate shit, ride-a-die.

Interviewer: how about you and London?

James shrugged.

James Shark: Don’t know, don’t care. If he wanna continue to be sensitive and mad over some bullshit then that’s on him. If anything, I done helped him. How he gonna feel when he out in public with bitch ass Ryan but then Ryan don’t wanna hold his hand cause of what the “people” will think?

Interviewer: Well you seem to hate Ryan Hall a lot, wha-

James Shark: I wish cancer upon Ryan Hall.

Interviewer: Wow… ok um… yea, so if they do begin to date, a lot of the fans think that will cause problems between you and the Carters. You would just be throwing shots the whole time.

James Shark: Yea so birthday week, the return, James Shark vs Steel Angel.

Interviewer: You’re not going to answer the question?

James Shark: No, I’m going to fuck your wife instead, shut the fuck up with your lame ass questions. They so pointless, it ain’t got nothing to do with IWF.

Interviewer: Well London has promised a debut into the IWF, if that scenario played out with you disrespecting his “lover”, that could build up for James Shark vs London Carter 2, a rematch every fan would love to see.

James Shark: You think I’m playing, I will legit fuck your wife, video tape it, then send you the video. You gonna wanna watch yo wife get fuck by a real man so you gonna have no choice to watch it, and the first opening minutes is going to just be me doin the meatspin close up on the cam. My big black 12 inch dick spinning around, and you gonna have to see it.

Interviewer: What the hell?

James Shark: Ya that’s what yo wife said when she saw yo dick.

The interviewer now seemed very annoyed with Shark, he looked angry and balled his fist up.

James Shark: Un-ball yo fucking fist before I shove it right up yo ass.

The interviewer was brave and decided not to.

James Shark: Oh that’s right, you ain’t care cause you tell yo wife to fist yo ass anyways….

Just as Shark said that the Interviewer dropped the microphone down to the floor in anger and stormed off. James looked over at the camera man and noticed the camera was still on, the camera man didn’t seem to care about what had just happened, he had a huge smile on his face, he was loving this.

James quickly bent over and grabbed the microphone from the floor, he held the mic in his hands and looked right into the camera.

James Shark: Aight so, Battle Grounds 78, James Shark Birffday Show!, July 8th 2013, be there or miss out on the biggest event in IWF History. This gonna be bigger than From the Ashes and bigger than my dick. There gonna be strippers, prostitutes, pornstars, all the sluts in the world backstage. Every motherfucking fan in attendance gon have the option to get a lap dance, fucked, or sucked by one of them beautiful ladies. If any of them get a STD it ain’t my fault…. Uhhhh Steel Angel should feel free to lose his virginity that night, but by the end of the night, we all gonna enjoy watching him get knocked the fuck out!!

James flashed a huge grin at the camera. He pulled a carrot out of his pocket then took a bite out of the bottom.

James Shark: That’s all folks!

He winked at the camera before the scene faded.