Excuse Me....

....Being the great guy he is Vinnie has set up a small press conference for me to introduce myself to the mainstream media folks and answer some of the shit talking that has been coming from Sage and Titus...I was nervous as I could possibly get, but Vinnie said he would be there sitting right beside me so that helped a lil bit....We walked into the conference room and sat behind a table littered with microphones from every major sports and news source you can think of....I sat behind then with Vinnie to my left and the mayhem began with reports all vying for my attention....

Vinnie: All rigt y'all, this is my main girl and IWF's next big thing....Mercedes Thompson. She will answer all questions in due time. First up the fine looking hispanic lady in the third row....

Hispanic Reporter: Yes Mercedes, Rosa Mendez from Telemundo here....I think first off we would like to know your impressions of the company so far....

Mercy: You guys and gals can call me Mercy, Mercedes is so formal. To answer your question Rosa....So far everyone save a few folks has been incredible. I understand why the folks who have been less than accomadating are that way though. Some shit is bound to go down as you build heat for a match. On the whole though I have been welcomed with open arms and pocketbooks, I can't wait to get in that ring!! Next question....Yes you there the light skinned guy....

Reporter #2: Yes Mercy, Doug Smith here from ESPN....Sage Sicking and Titus Black have come out pointedly questioning your sexuality and your anatomical corectness, if I may word it that way. What do you have to say abou their claims??

Mercy: Well, Doug.... I would love to know where Sage gets her intel, because I am built just fine....I was a premier dancer at a Gentleman's club near Seattle before this and trust me you don't get to the level I was at having any size dick tucked in your panties.... I mean look at this body....Am I right or am I right guys?? I think she was just trying to draw attention off of the obvious lesbian relationship her and that cum guzzling whore Alison Williams are engaged in. It's obvious to the world Sage hunny, just come on out of the closet.....I think it all came from getting passed around by her daddy to all his MMA friends....Hell I would be scared off of men if I was around all those roid shrunken penises too....As far as Titus goes he is just a blip on my radar really....He talks a good game, but so do we all....The match on Battle grounds is where it will really show who has what going for them. Next question....

Reporter #3: Yes Mercy Sally Struthers here from MSN News....It has been made public that you do not have custody of your two boys and that you are wrestling to get them back. Do you have any advice for struggling moms out there who may identify with your situation??

Mercy: I never intended for my being here to be some sort of poster child for down on their luck single moms, but I do have a unique pedestal to make the cause known. Titus brought it up as though it was the only reason I am here. Granted, the money I make will help the cause but the greuling schedule I will have to keep will be rough on all three of us. The main reason I am here in this company is to wrestle and earn the highest honors this company has. I don't want to be a flash in the pan, I want to be the first woman in professional wrestling to hold their company's highest honor....The World Title....This 6 man tag match at Battle Grounds is just the beginning of Seattle's Baddest Bitch and her time here in the IWF....Thanks folks that's all for tonight....Tune into Battle Grounds on MenTV!!!

....Flasbulbs went off everywhere as Vinnie escorted me away from the mics and we made our way to the arena to get ready for the show which was only a few hours away.....