Oh boy.. what have I got into?

You mean, I've got to do the grocery shopping? It's my only day
off before I go on tour. Well you said you always wanted me to
live my dream. Yeah, that's true you never said that. But MOM, I
don't want to. I don't even drive, you mean, you want me to go
just so you can use my discount card?


[Yeah that's right, I worked at a grocery store and still have
the discount card. I get ten percent off. Pretty nifty right?
Yeah it is except I get dragged to the grocery store every time
my mom needs diapers for my god son. I can't wait to get out of
here.]

[We hop into the car, well I do. I hop in the front seat. I have
to wait for my mom to bring the god son out to the car. Some
days he doesn't want to go and this is just one of those days.
I'm the lovable loser.]

[No Want to go in the car]


[As I sit there with my ipod listening to the new Snoop Dogg
album, I hear my god son screaming in the house. It's eleven in
the morning and I can't take this, but I have to. He's my god
son. I can't wait to make my wrestling debut. I don't know when
it will be but I'll be making my debut for the Insurgency
Wrestling Federation, but for now, I'm uncle Lee. The quiet one
that sits in the front seat, while you kick it. Yes, he finally
made it to car after screaming his head off, not wanting to put
on his boots. Before they can pull out of the drive way, a van
with the IWF logo shows up. They ask me to cut a promo. I get
out of the car and start talking.


Libra: You know, I'm not a tough guy, I'm not a strong guy, I'm
not a fast guy. I'm not even the best wrestler. Hell, a lot of
you wrestlers in IWF can probably give me a run for my money.
There is one thing I have though, that a lot of you guys out
there don't have and that's heart. I have heart. I have
determination. I want to be the top wrestler in this Federation.
I want to be the very best. If I have to be sent to the hospital
a few times, if I have to have my nose broken, my arms broken,
get concussions, well then so be it. I haven't wrestled very
long, hell, I haven't even had my first match up.
I'm nervous as hell, I'm scared.. real scared. I can't sleep at
night, I'm tossing and turning. I'm tossing and I'm turning
again. You know why? This is the biggest thing that has ever
happened to me. This is the biggest thing that has ever happen
to me, Libra. I've never wrestled before. I've been in a few
scraps in my day and that's when I was just a little kid. Now
I'm a grown, mature man. I've never been in a fight as a young
man like myself. I'm twenty six years old, live with my parents
in their unfinished basement. I've got schizophrenic symptoms,
yes I do hear voices sometimes, but you know what, I have heart.
I have heart and determination and nothing is going to stop me
from getting to the very top of the pro wrestling business. Ever
since I was a little boy, of four years old, sitting at my
babysitter's house with the other little kids watching pro
wrestling, I've always wanted to do it. I've always wanted to do
it. I had that chance but I messed it up when I was fifteen
years old. I had the opportunity to compete as a wrestler, to be
trained as a wrestler when I was fifteen and sixteen years old,
on blue mats in my high school cafeteria. I didn't take the
chance. I didn't grab that opportunity when I had it. Instead I
turned out to be a chicken shit referee for four shows in an
outside town in front of family and friends. A good opportunity
but still it wasn't good enough. I want that opportunity and
when IWF came knocking at my door, saying they needed someone to
come in and step up to the plate, to kick ass and take names and
to mold as their champion... I took that. I took that
opportunity and that's why I'm here, to take on anyone who steps
in my way. I'm here to take on anyone who gets in my way. I'm
here to face anyone who wants to fight me in the middle of the
squared circle. You can cheer me or you can boo me, I don't
really care what you do. All I care about is getting to the top
of this wrestling business. My first match, it may be my only
match. It may be the last match of my life. I may get crippled,
I may get beaten to a pulp but then again it may be me doing the
ass kicking in the ring. We will have to wait and see. I don't
have any fancy catchphrases or fancy ring gear yet, I do though,
like I said have heart. I am someone you'll never forget. You
understand? You will never forget the likes of me. One more
thing I have to say is just bring it on. If you want to fight me
in the ring, in the locker room or the bar after the show, I'm
game. I'm ready for a fight. So knuckle up. Bitches.


[The scene fades to black.]