Subject: ITS KNOCKOUT TIIIIIIIIME CHYOO. Sat May 07, 2011 9:28 pm
ITS KNOCKOUT TIIIIIIME CHYOO.
Talking is done. All six of us are going to get into that ring. They gon do the talking with they legs... by running like a bitch. Ima do the talking with ma hands... try to catch em, knock em out. Recognize;
========================================================= ** EVENT : BATTLEGROUNDS VII : NEW BLOOD ** ** EVENT TYPE : WEEKLY SHOW ** ** ROLEPLAY : NUMBER FOUR ** =========================================================
After the video is over the scene goes to backstage in Battlegrounds. The show did not start yet. I was beside an Interviewer. I look calm. Im wearing a shirt that reads "12 Inch", under those words is a big white arrow pointing down. Im also wearing dark black jeans thats almost down to my knees, and wearing airforces.
::IWF:: | INTERVIEWER | Ladies and Gentlemen I am backstage with 1 out of the 5 men competing in tonights six man intergender tag match, the former Full Throttle Champion, James "Confidence" Shark. How are you James?
I smiled. I really did feel... confident.
::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK | I feel good, really good. I shaved my 12 inch last night.
The interviewer gave me a blank stare. I nodded my head giving him a creepy smile.
::IWF:: | INTERVIEWER | Well... that explains the shirt.
::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK | Nahhh , now the damn shirt should say 15 inches, now ma dick look alot bigger.
::IWF:: | INTERVIEWER | .....yup , so James, you have an Important match tonight.
I quickly turned my head looking at him.
::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK | Really??, Important?
::IWF:: | INTERVIEWER | Well.... yes, its pretty important.
::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK | Say Swear to God !
::IWF:: | INTERVIEWER | Well James..... I dont swear to God.
::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK | Ya cause you fuckin lying to me white boy.
::IWF:: | INTERVIEWER | No no, I am not lying. Swearing to God is a sin.
::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK | Ohhh you a relegious motherfucker arn't you.
::IWF:: | INTERVIEWER | I am religious... yes.
::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK | You masterbuate to the jewish scriptures dont you.
::IWF:: | INTERVIEWER | Um.... no, I am catholic.
::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK | You masterbuate to the holy bible dont you.
::IWF:: INTERVIEWER | No James, I do not.
::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK | I bet you wish you can find a time machine and have sex with the dude that got trapped in a whale.
::IWF:: INTERVIEWER | James, you must be motivated coming into this match after what happened on Bloody Sunday.
::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK | Damn straight. Uhh.... what happened on Bloody Sunday was... it was a motherfuckin tragedy. I lost ma title. I got kicked out of the motherfuckin match, and I got knocked unconcious backstage. Im not only motivated, Im hungry.
::IWF:: | INTERVIEWER | Hungry for revenge or another title?
::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK | Watchu talkin bout Willis??. Im hungry, I want some food.
::IWF:: | INTERVIEWER | Ohh.... well you must also be wanting revenge. Do you have any idea as to who did that to you backstage?
::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK | Nahh , I went on air a couple days ago in a promo, and I told the whole world strraight up. If you attacked me backstage, and you know who you are, yall know where Ima be, Ima be whuppin ass in the tag match, yall know where to find me, after the match, before the match, or during the match it dont matter, come up to me, tell me straight, and lets see what that person can do to ma face, instead of behind me, know what Im sayin?
::IWF:: | INTERVIEWER | In another promo, you also mentioned your objective for this match is not to get the win, but it is to send a message. What can we expect out there tonight?
::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK | Yea I mean.... the win, would be a bonus. I dont care if I lose cause I know that if I lose, If I do lose, it will be cause someone on ma team got pinned. I aint gon get pinned. Ma main objective is to send that message. Tonight yall cant expect anything cause I dont even know what to expect. Ima send that message but I dont know how. Yall wanna preview yall can see what happened at the end of last weeks show. All I do know is someone... well... people are gonna get knocked out. Thats all I know. So yall can expect the knockout, but as for the message, I dont know what to tell yall.
::IWF:: | INTERVIEWER | With the days leading up to this match we can all tell you cant wait to send that message. You told the IWF fans that if knocking out your partners means sending the message, you will do that, is that still a possibility?
::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK | Straight up. I dont know any of ma partners personally. Tyson Rowle looks like a fuckin creature that crawled out of a kiddy horror movie, and Mercy looks like some next bitch that crawled out of a bad porno. So really, if it comes to me layin a hands on em, or they not liking the way I do buisness. I have no problem pullin the trigger and knockin they heads off.
::IWF:: | INTERVIEWER | Mercy Thompson is a close friend of Vincent Van Rose.
::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK | Fuck Rose. The motherfucker talked and talked and talked, he talked so much that the motherfuckin was bringing ma name up when motherfuckers were asking him about his matches. He was like a dog humping up on ma leg. Everytime I seen the dude on tv all he had to say was negative shit about me. He called me out, he talked shit, and when it came to the time of us to come face to face, I knocked his ass out.
::IWF:: | INTERVIEWER | There are fans who still want to see you and him square off in the ring, and the VVR fans made the argument on internet sites that you knocked him out when he was already gased out and tired.
::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK | If the Vincent Van Rose fan boys wants to make excuses for him thats fine. I knocked him out. If the motherfucker was tired, the motherfucker shoulda left the scene and if they wanna see they dude get knocked out a second time, I have no problem signin the dotted line and making that match happen, its an easy win and because Rose's name got bigger over the past weeks, it will definetly get me back to where I wanna be and its at the top of the montain, which is ranked #1 in IWF.
::IWF:: | INTERVIEWER | Well before you get to that spot you will have to get through this match with a win. Do you think you will be able to work with Mercy?, she said that she has no problem putting you on your ass if you try anything funny.
::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK | Cool Story Bruhhhh... .... I mean the bitch is ugly. I can do whatever the fuck I want. Im the high profile name in this match. The only reason why this match is getting hyped, and why this match is one of the antcipated matchups on the card is cause its the Return of James Shark, its cause, James Shark is in this fuckin match, and its cause niggas got they money on James Shark. Fuck Mercy, I could give a fuck what the bitch says, she needs to close her legs and close her mouth before somebody do it for her.
::IWF:: | INTERVIEWER | What do you think about your opponents?
::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK | Somethin light. Nothin special. The same old bullshit fresh off a contract assholes that wrestle and wrestle and feel like everything is going good until they face someone like me and they confidence go down the drain, then they dissapear and are never heard of again until they come off in a hollywood magazine and get exposed for doin drugs then going to rehab.
::IWF:: | INTERVIEWER | Well Ryan Appolos isnt a newbie and he is the bigger name of your 3 opponents, do you think they will be depending on him to bring that to the win?
::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK | Fuck Ryan Appolos hes the biggest cock sucker in the IWF Roster. Did yall know that he got booked for puttin a motherfuckin camera in the showers in the mens locker room?
::IWF:: | INTERVIEWER | He...did?
::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK | OfCoarse he did, hes Appolos the Great Faggot. Like motherfuckers so soft. I have a camera in the womens showers.. I think Alison Williams knows its there but she dont give a fuck.
::IWF:: | INTERVIEWER | Oooooook...... well anyways Shark, good luck in your match tonight, me and the rest of the IWF fans will be waiting to see what kind of message you send out there tonight, Im sure it will be an exciting matchup, I do have one more question though. Your on the mid cards right now, you are obviously a big name, where do you see yourself in the next two years?
::CONFIDENT:: | JAMES SHARK | Well.... Im like 29 right now, so in the next two years, I see ma natural black ass being 31.
::IWF:: | INTERVIEWER | James Shark Ladies and Gentlemen!