CC RAGE RAMPAGE

This is an open message to the flakey fucking moron known as Alexander Remington. For everyone who didn't already know, Remi used to text me twice a week, bitching and complaining about Gordon Fury and Tim Patrick and how the new IWF sucked and how Corey Casey needed to return and take back IWF. Remi fucking BEGGED me AT LEAST twice a week to come back in a tirade of flaming glory, boot out Gordon and Timmy, and take back IWF.

Finally...FINALLY...I decided to come back with a storyline. I was going to introduce something called The Purge. The idea was that, Remi was going to beat Gordon Fury for the IWF WHC and I was going to debut a new character called Danny Kane. Danny Kane, Alexander Remington, Corey Casey, Parker Wayde, James Shark, Cody Taylor, and Robbie Hart were going to ride into IWF and take no prisoners. WE were going to rule over IWF with an iron fist....

EXACTLY THE WAY THAT FUCKING BITCH ALEXANDER REMINGTON BEGGED AND PLEADED ME TO DO!

Yes...I was going to fucking sit around and go against EVERY SINGLE THING I FUCKING WANTED WHEN I FUCKING THREW IN THE TOWEL AND GAVE IWF TO THAT FLAKEY FUCKING FAKE EURO-TRIPPING MIA MOTHERFUCKER ALEX DILLINGER. I wanted to be DONE with IWF and efedding FOREVER! I wanted NOTHING TO DO WITH EFEDDING! After running IWF for well over two years, I was done. Burned out. I was D-O-N-E DONE!!!!!!!!

But that fucking clingy little fucking girl Alexander Remington just wouldn't let me go. He was like some fucking little school girl bitch whose virginity I took. Well, like that same fucking girl you fuck and take her virginity and she won't stop calling you, there is only one fucking way to deal with this shit.


ALEXANDER REMINGTON....IF YOU ARE READING THIS...I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOU!

Don't fucking text me
Don't fucking call me
Don't fucking email me
Don't fucking sign onto IWF [Oh wait...you can't...because I am going to fucking ban you and email this shit to you so you fucking know EXACTLY what I said about you FROM ME! Because, unlike you, I believe in LETTING SOMEONE YOU WERE PLANNING ON LAUNCHING A MAJOR STORYLINE THAT INVOLVED ME BREAKING EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING I WANTED WHEN I WALKED AWAY KNOW WHEN I FUCKING TALK ABOUT HANGING THE BOOTS UP AND NOT BEING A FUCKING EMO BITCH LITTLE FUCKING GIRL AND POSTING IT ON A FUCKING SITE YOU FUCKING KNOW GODDAMN FUCKING WELL I WON'T FUCKING READ!!!!!!]

And there is a reason that I'm not doing this on the new IWF where you posted the 4,000th PMS bloody tampon soaked "i'm so sorry my real life is in shambles....A-FUCKING-GAIN! I promised Gordon Fury, one of the few human beings I actually still respect in this game, that I wouldn't detonate over there. Gordon, read this, this is me fulfilling my promise.


Oh and it's me not getting the fucking overly emotional Tim Patrick's panties all fucking up in a bunch. Because we all know Tim Patrick is the real reason why New IWF isn't anything like the old IWF. Let the Politically Correct Gestapo run anything and before you know it, we are all fucking going to be bland, emotionless little fucktards who don't talk because we are afraid to "hurt someone's feelings"

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But that's not the reason and this isn't the time or the place for that little tirade. This is all about the fucking 15 year old emo bitch known as Alexander Remington.

Remi, you're fucking dead to me. You fucking show your face around ANYWHERE and I will fucking hunt you down, return to efedding, and fuck up whatever it is that you've got going. I swear to God. This is fucking the last fucking straw.

I'm fucking done with you

#CCRageRampageComplete